If you were part of the mexican cartel what would you like as your street name?

Jeff

El Culeron

Sneed Sneederson formerly Chuck

El Gordo [last name]

The Cunny Bandito

Narcobocker Glory

Lalilulelo

El Paco. I don't think it means anything but I like the sound of "paco" and El sounds mexican.

Smiley

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El Oso Blanco.

Funkytown

Milkman because I'm pasty white and love comically huge boobas.

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i used to work with mexicans
they nicknamed me puto my first day
they called me it so often, i refer to myself as puto now

its probably not something you can just make up and if you tried to come up with something badass then theyd go out of their way to find something embarrasing that you hate about yourself and use that instead, so dont force it, and hope you do something cool that everyone remembers when they think of you.

don't do it bro. as my gf got older, her tits became insanely saggy and I hate it.

El Giddyupnigger

Kek, I forgot how it went.

T-Bone

Parmalat.

Loco Quesarito Bandito III

El Broly was already taken so I'd go with El Goku.

so trade her in for a newer, younger model? dummy

Street Essay

I'm so white that I look like a nazi recruitment poster but God damn his wardrobe was awesome.

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I'm balding

Grilled Stuffed Burrito

Jesus

sorry fren

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>Balding man (if a bald male can even be called a man)
>Woman with saggy tits
Time is so cruel.

Blanco Muerte

And?

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El Degüello

fin now, dont listen to the fear mongers

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Paco the taco

>Time is so cruel.
so be smart, take on with small, perky tits. they are immune to this shit.
weird shaped head
y-you too

They all say they have weird head shapes until they shave it and see. I bet less than 5% of dudes actually have ugly heads under their hair.

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there is no such thing as a non-ugly bald head, they're all ugly and off-putting

Baby Joker

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Pollo Loco

el gringo

Cerveza

El taco grande

underrated

was thinking about minoxidil, but I will look into this.
I know for a fact. I would post my head, but right now I have enough hair and I don't need to cut them down. but unless these chemicals save me, I will need to in some time.

Billy Buckbreaker the Antimexican

Basado.

Gump

paco is the nickname for someone named Francisco

Poopoo

Hector

Loco Rocco

Gringo

Colibri.
youtube.com/watch?v=ICUyh0AKSQs