We want Jake Gyllenhaal but less talented

>That Oscar means jack shit
>Academy awards are a joke

cope

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I still can't believe my sister choose this guy to be her teenage crush.

Leto is dedicated to his craft, Gylenhall is a poser homosexual who has no range at all unlike Leto. Leto is much better acting wise.

lol

OH NO NO NO

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Most teenage girls liked 30 seconds to Mars

would gag on
>no homo

Jared is talented but doesn't pick particularly great roles

How can I age as gracefully as this man without drinking babies' blood? I had a shitty life and I'm about to turn 30 in a few weeks. I hope I can still have some happy years during my 30s and whether we like it or not, we live in a society and society loves good looking people.

Me seeing Ryan Gosling in a new jacket

>a 4 inch flaccid penis

omg what a monster! lol go to a mirror, wear tight pants, and grab your dick and balls, if it doesnt look like that, you have a micropenis

How is he able to maintain a cult with his schedule?

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His fans are old and busted now. Thats gotta suck.

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Can I get a rundown on this Jared boy religion? Is it just some cheap spirituality for middle age women or do they do some occult stuff?

guy on the left in the suit looking like he wants to smash

Look the state of the women there. Can he not do anything right? He seems like a joke in everything he does. Also why did he just give up trying and take shit roles.

I honestly thought he was doing this because he was prepping for a part.

>Drink water. Lots of water.
>No alcohol
>Collagen, biotin, taurine every day
>eat healthy; lots of meat and fat with vegs.
>tretinoin .5% cream
>weed

If you've read anything about this meet-ups, he's hardly there. Spends like half an hour there then fucks off.

>90% pussy
he won at life bros

How is that even possible

Fat chicks are consolation prizes, any other take on the situation is a cope

>Nobel Prize
>worthless because peaceful nigger got it for doing nothing
>Oscar
worthless because violent nigger committed assault

I see at least 30 chicks under 25 that are thin in the second pic

Lmao

>He fucks hard and rough and quick. There’s alot of movement and position shifting and tit biting and sucking. There were marks left. He doesn’t give a shit that his cock is fucking giganto and it hurt like satan. It’s not only long, had to be about 11-12”. It’s thick and it burned and he wouldn’t slow down even when I told him to.

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Probably 'Dallas Buyers Club' . He was great in that. Don't think I would've recognized him if I hadn't know it was Leto. And not just because of the wig and make-up, he just plays it really well.

brehs..

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I have an 8 incher and even at half chub it doesn’t compare to that. Maybe you’re 5’6” lol.

>We want Jake Gyllenhaal but with a cult and a history of fucking underage girls that come to see his band
Fixed that for you.

a 4 inch flaccid penis? by not being korean or indian I guess

After that he seemed to just take every shit role now. It's weird. He could have actually been respected if he just chose actual good roles in good movies.

Calm down Gunn. Why don't you go make another superhero say "le fuck". XD LMAO FKIN HILSRIOUS BRO

lol dude his dick is barely bigger than his thumb there what are you even talking about

>eat healthy; lots of meat
Nigga Leto's been a vegan for decades.

Have you ever seen interviews with the guy? He gives zero fucks. He just wants to get paid and have fun.

With a dietician who will make sure he gets heme iron somehow.

Count on insecure white boys to bring up black people in literally every single conversation no matter how little the correlation.

A classic.

Bruh that is an absolute hog in that photo, easily 6" girth which is borderline soda can tier

>bringing up some random capeshit guy
>to defend the guy taking capeshit roles so seriously that he has to method act to get it right, but fails at it

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nigger crying?

you forgot to capitalize the b in black while keeping white lowercase

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>omg!

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Brie Larson also has an Oscar.

No way. What movie?

Indians actually have average penises. It just smells

Room

And a well-deserved one as well, what's your point?

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Worth a watch?

>the oscar for the ugliest woman goes to...