The Northman (Eggers, 2022)

you all ready for Eggers to go mainstream?
should be a fucking great movie

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>first movie in years by whites for whites with no diversity quota casting
>wildly popular and hailed as a masterpiece
is it really that simple?

Yes.

>retard discovers Eggers and has no idea that he's already made two movies like that
It's only going to get worse now.

>for whites
Non-whites are welcome too.

>3.6/5 on Letterboxd
OH NO NO NO

anyone is welcome to consume any media, but that doesn't make that media "for them"

cope, it's flopping hard.

>The Witch
>The Lighthouse
>The Northman
>The
what's his next movie gonna be called?

The X-Men, after this flops and he has to do hard labor in the Marvel mines

The Sneed

why not. all stories that are good should be for anyone

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I'm thinking the white race is saved.

>how much money is it going to make?
it hasnt been realased yet and you remind me of the faggot spamming uncut gems arguing that "it cost more" "uh guys it Cost more to make" its the most jewey thing ever, who the fuck cares what it makes or what it cost to make?

Exactly, i wouldnt mind watching a movie about Saladin or the Ottoman Empire, even though im white.

Wtf is a Letterboxd?

I'd love to see some classical kino from Eggers, Greece or Rome

The Nosferatu

the people financing movies care, obviously.

>it's another "burger burgerizes Nordic culture" flick

Why do you want this movie to fail so badly?

ok and why would anyone else? or are you financing it? you faggot

he hates eggers to the point of insanity I'm convinced it is literally safdie

Is it true that Anya shows her bare ass?

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The QT

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Because he is a discord trannie leftist that feeds estrogen pills young boys.

>You need to hate Eggers to think a 90 million Dollar period piece is going to flop

Eggers is a hack fraud who doesn't even compose his own shots.

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it's co-written by Sjon and consulted on by Björk. An Icelandic professors of history unironically said most academics don't get as detail-crazy as Eggman and test screening viewers complained you need a Master's in viking anthropology just to understand the movie

>Letterboxd
OH NO NO NO

Close
>In July 2015, it was reported that Eggers would write and direct The Vampire, a remake of the 1922 silent film Nosferatu, based on the Dracula mythology.

It will bomb like the last duel

Would be kino tbqh

>The Witch
>The Lighthouse
>The Northman
>The Vampire

Are all Eggman movies going to have Seinfeld episode titles? Is that going to be his "thing"?

Blood Meridian

what the fuck does björk know about anything, when i saw the pelts and muh naked yelling i knew exactly what this shit was going to be

>He actually renamed fucking Nosferatu just so he could have "The" in the title
The absolute state

>i knew exactly what this shit was going to be
kino?

His medium-budget films turned profits. If this doesn't turn a profit, but is critically successful, eggman will still be greenlit on medium budget historically accurate kino's for decades to come.

Also, actors clearly love working with him as he has several returning for this.

man, i would literally devour her
ha, who am i kidding, the first time imma see her, im gonna do the lecter thing with my mouth

The Tiger, based on the book by John Vaillant. He's already brought up his interest to adapt it a few times.

i'd compose her shots if you know what i mean

That would be sick

>i...i...it w..won't make lots of money, dammit this is what my entire life revolves around, why don't you people care about the money????
its really kinda pathetic

wasn' the Lighthouse and the Witch like that too?

The Wizard

Anya looks so bogged here lmao

desperate

>nudity
Not watching this pornography

nudity is an artform that celebrates G*d's vision

>god in the singular
monotheists tend to reject the beauty of the body and demand it be covered up. It was the based Greeks and Romans who celebrated the natural form.

coomer cope

all g*ds are one G*d, friend
ejaculation to keep the pipes clean is perfectly natural

>loved eggers stuff so far
>could not give less of a fuck about vikings and norse mythology
>trailer made it look like generic action bullshit with boring revenge plot
i dunno bros...

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They're trying to sell it to normies

There's trying to sell it to normies and then there's making it for normies. Unless there's some explained bullshit magic behind this guy catching a spear out of mid air and throwing it back with perfect precision my autism isn't gonna be happy

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Yeah Eggers doesn't know how to direct action, but there'll still be a lot of weird Eggers shit outside of the action scenes

it's not meant to be hyper-realistic. being able to catch and return the spear adds to the legend of Amleth

*gently points a spear in your general direction*

these wall defences sure are amateur

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dumbass complaint. The gravity etc are correct and he's basically Beowulf who can do whatever the story needs him to. And the story needs him to be cool as fuck

Sounds gay lmao