Was this movie supposed to turn me on?

Was this movie supposed to turn me on?

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Only if you're a girl and you're into older men.

Dumb cunt ruined the magazine, she can't even turn the pages now. Not to mention she will catch a cold.

What's the movie called?

you're a pedo if you find this hot

>Dumb cunt ruined the magazine, she can't even turn the pages now.

thats the whole point of the movie, she ruins everything. ruins her shoes, ruins the car. the map
she even ruins her mom and the guy
that magazine is a metaphor for everything

>In 1995, at the age of 15, she was chosen out of 2,500 girls to play the title role of Dolores "Lolita" Haze in Adrian Lyne's controversial 1997 screen adaptation of Lolita. She was 15 during filming and her performance was praised by critics.

How is this a turn on? She isn't 6 years old.

She was 16 or 17 here
Not a pedo

Lolita (1997)

PISS OUT OF MY ASS

This

haha you fucker

Dolly Little and the blue pill men

She was actually 15. Still legal in most first world countries.

>Some jury got to personally check 2500 teen girls to select the most sexually appealing to give her a movie role as literal jailbait
How does one acquire such a profession?

Crissy Crissy Asspissy: The Little Missy With The Ass That's Pissy (1994, Dir: Quentin Tarantino)

few were ever hotter than peak dominique swain
too bad her peak was so short

the fags who made cuties did that and they picked the ugliest ones

I think it's like in fashion. Most of those guys are actually gay.

Yeah because their employer is globohomo, they likely *had* to pick the ugliest

You'd be surprised at how many effeminate men pretend to be gay to infiltrate women spaces

>Still legal in most first world countries.
no in most first world countries it's 18 like in america. you sick europedo freaks are 3rd world countries with no real freedoms

How free is your healthcare?

Woah! Just 20 years before that my grandma was married at 14 and started shitting out kids.

my face. in there.

>muh women's spaces
You can go back to kiwi farms now

the only actual kino ever mentioned on this board

>book getting wet
she deserves a good spanking

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>grandma is 14 in 1975

>America
>1st world
But user
>Brazil tier demographics
>Most of the population is obese
>Most of the population has sub-90 IQ
>Constant violent crime everywhere
>US citizens speaks 0.7 languages on average, because most of them can't grasp their native tongue, which is also the easiest language in the planet
>Teach creationism in schools
>Basic arithmetic is considered advanced maths
>Military is a haven for mentally ill sexual deviants
>One of the highest death counts for preventable diseases because of anti vaccination schizos
>Over 20 trillion dollars in debt
1st world, you say?

Yes, retard, only women should be allowed in the women's lockeroom. Troons should use the dumpster behind the building to change
You will never be a woman

>DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT WOMAN FEEL HECKIN' UNCOMFORTABLE!!!???? STAND BACK M'LADY!

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>time passes in a linear fashion

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It's not even 18 in most states lmao

ephebophile

I am a proud lover of legal aged teens.

I never understood this movie. Lolita isn't an innocent virgin loli, she is already a colossal whore before she even meets our protagonist.

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Most young teens are, yet they are still forbidden.
A sweet 15 yr old girl can be railed by a thousand men around her age, but cannot be in a serious monogamous relationship with a 19 year old

>14-15 years old
>lolita
Amerifats are retarded.

>Troons

go back to somethingawful, GOON.

literally not legal in europe either. or if it is it's for other underage people not anyone over 20

14 year old girls need love too

Factually her age in the movie OP posted. Did you notice you are on Yea Forums - Television & Film?
Also an American book, while we're on the topic.

Humbert is the real victim, every description of that teenage whore is just flowery prose far removed from reality. We do get a few glimpses of her true self, though, and they are far from savory.

>Also an American book, while we're on the topic.
“I am an American writer, born in Russia and educated in England, where I studied French literature before spending fifteen years in Germany. I came to America in 1940 and decided to become an American citizen and make this country my home. »

>Euros are still a satellite state to a mutt filled, debt-having, country. That relies on their mentally ill military for protection.
Jesus christ, and I thought being an American was sad.

>I am an American writer
Thanks for agreeing

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Best Lolita rendition fuck Kubrick

More like a filthy rich refugee, he was 41 when he decided it was a good place to make more money.

You do realize that the novel predates the pedophile weebshit that uses the name, right?

Was this movie supposed to turn me on?
Because it did a great job and Alicia Silverstone is the perfect woman
Post body,I dare you

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Meant for the salty bitch below you,user,no offense

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>freedoms
>he fell for it
Literally MEMED

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How can one director be stupid enough to remake something that has already been made by kubrick?

Yes. I mean, I think the joke you're trying to make is "lol im a pedo you guys i get turned on by bad stuff", but Adrian Lyne did basically turn the story into classy softcore, because that's what he does, so yes, a lot of it is clearly intended to be arousing.

You are falling apart piece by piece,the jews used you and will destroy you from the inside,enjoy the upcoming collapse of the dollar and civil war

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Isnt she nude in a scene of the movie or is it a body double they used?

there is an epidemic of little girls seducing adult men

have a nice nose

>Alicia Silverstone is the perfect woman
she was

this version sucks so much ass if you're not a coomer.
the kubrick version is far superior.

Read the book.
Honestly glued to it when I read it back in the day.

true and lolitapilled