The Northman gets near perfect reviews from critics

They all saw it at the same time at the premiere screening in London yesterday

It's a shame that it's sure to bomb

We lost Morbiusbros

Posting anything from Twitter even if it's tweets by film critics should be a bannable offense

fine by me. he never played honestly anyway. he is a midwit pandering to the capeshit crowd who will give any trash he does 5 stars. he knew this.

please get some sun, your skin is nearly translucent

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He cheated!

it's not that he cheated it is that his aesthetic is fundamentally dishonest. even the ones who rip him off like David Lowery get these kind of raves. but will anyone remember these films? the green knight is already forgotten.

they are just fads playing to the modern day hipster.

HAHAHAHA he mad

I'm inclined to agree about Lowery but people who have seen this film say that it's nothing like the green knight

define "dishonest"

>critics like it
Guaranteed dog shit

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What's that exercise called?

Critics? You mean the same people who hate absolute kino like Batman v Superman, Southland Tales, and The Brown Bunny, among others. While praising garbage like Ghostbusters 2016 and Sausage Party, even lauding things like Spider-Man No Way Home and Nomadland. Yeah, I think I'll pass.

>average poster

It's more accessible meaning more mainstream

>his aesthetic is fundamentally dishonest
the fuck does that even mean

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This. It's already over

The hanging man

>Literally every single one using the exact same vocabulary and expressing mirrored "personal opinions" about ithe movie
I might've once been angry, had I not been so terribly tired already

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>"ahh the critics likes movie x"
>havent paid for a movie the past 20 years
>never go to kinoplex
>seen so many movies you dont care anymore
>close tab
>open plex
>ahh a new bruce willis sleepwalker movie
>click play

>bruce willis sleepwalker movie
He has dementia you meanie

Good. That movie fucking sucks.

Critics hated the new Ghostbusters

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I haven't bothered watching it

rottentomatoes.com/m/ghostbusters_2016
Not as much as you'd think

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Looks like a nazi propaganda film....yikes.

fr

This
SO MUCH THIS

Yeah this looks kino

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Its downright eerie isn't it. liberaism turns everyone into NPCs

Innit

It feels they're all typing that with raging erections and about to cum. film criticism is so utterly mindless and homoerotic

It's a very pretentious field

Time for her to go back to peru or whatever, ol gremlin ass lookin ass

What does Armond have to say about it though?

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she looks cute again

Her legs thickened up

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This. The King of Yea Forums has yet to weigh in.

wow robert eggers is a manlet

All geniuses are

He's 5´11" it's just that he's standing next to tall people and Anya is wearing high heels

I hope he was invited to the early screenings

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you're not a black women. larping cancer

>He's 5´11"
as i said. robert eggers is a manlet.

Leftists loving it isn't a good sign

It's not hard to see how shitty Morbius is in general, especially when you read articles about Jared Leto trying to "method act" as a crippled guy on set 24/7.

perfect legs

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#madatMorb

But is it diverse?