Vikings tried to go stealthy

Heh, I remember when the first Avar genomes showed up and it was a Slavic-like woman. There were retards claiming that Avars and Slavs were probably the same and that Avar state was actually Slavic state.
Finally they tested a bunch of Avar elites and they look like this:

Distance to: A1806
4.91323722 Tuvan
6.98948496 Buryat
9.20300494 Altai

Distance to: A1805
8.82130376 Altai
11.40463064 Kirgiz
12.28204787 Khakas

Distance to: A1804
5.33573800 Altai
7.97163722 Khakas
11.70822788 Shors

Distance to: A1803
19.91091911 Yakut
20.11135500 Koryak
20.30776452 Tuvan

Distance to: A1802
5.25365587 Oroqen
9.35650041 Buryat
11.87632519 Tuvan

Distance to: A1801
7.09802790 Tuvan
7.27239988 Buryat
12.86273688 Oroqen

Lol, same thing with Huns and Magyars, really. It's crazy how pretty much none of this ancestry survived in Hungary.

so Eggers moved to capeshit?

Looks badass. In the last decade only the Russian film industry has made cool shit like this.

Scythians and Sarmatians had 5-20% East Asian ancestry, Xiongnu and Huns 40-100%.
Those were clearly different populations.

>those slow ass run and shitty choreography
Looks like 300 but bad

I thought this is /his/. My bad.

Did they wear skins like that?
I thought vikings wore armour so it doesn't make sense unless this is some kind of suicidal raid

They are berserkers.

>haploautism on Yea Forums

That's autosomal profile. Their paternal lines were N and Q. Pretty typical for steppe niggers from that era.

lol that clip actually does look really bad

Kys nigger lover

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yikes. this is pure capeshit

It's actually realistic, not very capeshitty.

This is how our ancestors did it.

That pikemen that "tries" to stab him is so slow with the pike that it feels like theater.

Rickety Cricket looks like THAT?

>everyone moving as slowly as possible to track with the boring camera movement
>poorly stitched together shots in an attempt to create le epic unbroken one-shot experience
eggers is a fucking meme

>Assaulting a fortress by climbing the walls
Are you retarded, this is pure Hollywood nonsense

No, it's how they did it.

>fortress
It's a wooden palisade, lol.

>No, it's how they did it.
No it isn't, cause they'd get butchered. How well do you think you'd scale a wall with an axe and a shield while being pelted with arrows and javelins from someone standing four meters directly above you?

Escalades did happen irl just with ladders usually, its possible to climb a shitty wooden palisade if youre physically fit its just not adviseable as you could just use a ladder, plus theyre not helping one another up like how they'd do it irl.

This is how it went down. The guardsman threw a spear and the protagonist pressed Y to counter and throw it back. Then they all held R2+A and started running towards the wall and climbed it. They specced bonus strength and vitality so they can't get killed.

How did they lose? They had the high ground.

Climbing a ladder vs. scaling a wall while armed are two completely different thing

This is clearly a small raid by a war band, not a large scale battle. There aren't many defenders and it looks like it's a small slavic settlement, not a large fortress or something similar.

the movie looks more like the Vendel era which was before the Viking age, the people were slightly more oogabooga at that time

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I like how everyone looks ripped to the bone except that one tiny skinny guy

is OP an angry libtard trying to spoil movies? jannies clean it up

Most likely because the main character is not really a viking. He is not a warrior from any country as his kingdom got stolen by his uncle. It gives me very proto-Indo-European vibe.

>The kóryos were composed of adolescent males (presumably from 12–13 up to 18–19 years of age), usually coming from prominent families and initiated together into manhood as an age-class cohort.[25] After undergoing painful trials to enter the group, they were sent away to live as landless warriors in the wild for a number of years, within a group ranging from two to twelve members. The young males went without possession other than their weapons, living on the edges of their host society.[26] Social behaviour normally forbidden, such as stealing, raiding, or sexually assaulting women, were therefore tolerated amongst kóryos members, as long as the malevolent acts were not directed at the host society.[27]
Some elements of this survived in Norse sagas.

OHNONONO WHITE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker

What your text describes is exactly what vikangs were because only the eldest son would inherit shit

vikings raping, murdering and looting - le good
black people raping, murdering and looting - le bad

Yeah, but they were more organized. Original IE were savages wearing jusr dog or wolf skins and murdering and raping everyone around them.

Yup, this scene is literally in the movie.

Jesus this really is made for capeshit fans

I'm actually surprised by how bad this looks. This is straight out of an M Night movie. Shyamalan practically patented the terrible action movie one-shot. He knew a one-shot was artsy and cool but he didn't understand that it made the action look completely ridiculous and fake. I still have high hopes but damn it's clear Eggers was not ready for this kind of movie.

Straight from the sagas
It's made to make reddit historians seethe.

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>immediately see shitty green screen
>slow as fuck advance
>zero resistance from watchmen
>take 2 nice and slow spear thrusts against a climbing invader
>that slow as fuck dodge of the slow ass spear
>archer just doesnt react to the guy coming over the top
like a fucking nolan movie

>green screen
You're retarded
This film literally does not have green screens and this was shot in northern ireland where they built all the set locations
Not in a studio

watch Baahubali

This looks so fucking stupid

holy shit youre right

For me it's The 13th Warrior

Based

Oh, so its just the shitty digital cinematography and post production that makes it look like a fucking cut scene

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When Hungarians arrived in Hungary only the nobility was hungarian, the serfs were muttoid goblins

Then after multiple genocides they were replaced by serbs, germans and other races
Budapest was the greatest ethnic melting pot of Europe until westoids went full retard and got themselves blacked

He should have made a movie about Bronze Age. Vikings are boring. There are obviously some similarities between early medieval Germanics and the NBA people, but Germanics were more civilized due to their contacts with the South.

We will never get our Aryan kino.

Ah the männerbund, delinquents of the ancient world.

Yeah looks totally like the vendel period

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>How would early medieval people even do this?
They wouldn't need to. Vikings got fucked up in almost every actual battle by the continental Euros. Hence the whole plunderer thing instead of the actual soldier thing.

Hungary has been a melting pot since the bronze age. It's a really weird place. They even found there some guys that genetically cluster with no one today. They had like 40%+ hunter gatherer ancestry.
In early Middle Ages there are guys looking like Greeks, Mongols, Germans, Italians, Jews, French, Slavs, Nganasan buried in the same cemetery. It's like modern day Paris, but without blacks.

Kinda does

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>We will never get our Aryan kino.
>Aryan
I'm pretty sure you get a whole bunch of those things from Bollywood all the time.

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>American education

lol, racists rekt

I'm talking about proto-IE, not Indians. They were northern steppe people from East Europe, domesticated horses and expanded all over Eurasia.

"Real Aryans" are barely Aryan, both culturally and genetically.

>"Real Aryans" are barely Aryan, both culturally and genetically.
Bait. If you speak Indo-Aryan language you are Aryan. If you don't you are not Aryan.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_languages

This
And if your passport says DE then you are german

That's a stupid analogy

>Proto-Indo-Iranian, also Proto-Indo-Iranic[1] or Proto-Aryan, is the reconstructed proto-language of the Indo-Iranian/Indo-Iranic branch of Indo-European. Its speakers, the hypothetical Proto-Indo-Iranians, who called themselves the Aryans, are assumed to have lived in the late 3rd millennium BC, and are often connected with the Sintashta culture of the Eurasian Steppe and the early Andronovo archaeological horizon.
Both SIntashta and Andronovo were most closely related to modern North Europeans.