You get 1 (ONE) kino to bring with you to the kino shelter

Blast from the Past (seriously)

Satantango

Why would I only get 1 (ONE) kino? Do you know hoe many I can fit on this? I don't need to fill my shelter with physical media.

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>Day 14: no one wants to eat any more due to the stench of shit, farts and piss

The matrix

>Do you know hoe many YIFY 900MB rips I can fit on this

someone post the pasta

>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Amerifat education.

>imagine the smell

That photo but the entrance/exit is the toilet for Christina Hendricks

>park a truck on your cuckhut lid
lmao enjoy staying in there forever

>Soijak bomb shelter

Porn hdd

>Manna from heaven

Either Tombstone or Austin Powers

>Jerking off in front of your family

composting toilets don't really smell
if
a: divert the piss with a piss diverter
b: cover the poos with enough wood shavings or something like that

it can basically just be a bucket.

>drills hole in your hatch
>duct tapes hose from car exhaust to hole
>revs engine
check mate chud I'm now molesting your wife and daughters warm smokey corpses

You can already shit while looking then directly in the eyes while they sit on sofa, that elevates the intimacy to the whole new level

Where does the poo go after the compartment under the floor boards is full?

Pop it in the cassette player and put on a movie for us, user.

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That poop tank would fill up in a day

>ok kids you sit here on the couch so me and mom can fuck on the bed
>no peaking!

do white families really ?

imagine the smell

The Road.

Mutts thing

imagine one of those obese families trying to survive in this thing for a week

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Shitter would be full after a single day. Eveything under the floor would be just shit after a week. Though it would only take 3 days before one of the fatties grabbed that AR and blasts everyone away, themselves included.

>family
You'd be lucky if one American could fit in there.

Am I missing something? What's the point of having that puny tank instead of connecting it to a sewer?

Goundhog Day

the tanks just for illustrative purposes. No one is going to stop you from putting your shit where ever you want to, user.

Tron legacy

In the event of a war, or apocalyptic catastrophe, there is a good chance sewers will collapse which will render them inoperable and you will wish you had a serviceable solution.

You would rather shit your pants like a retard?

There's a curtain that goes around you for privacy you fucking idiot

I splice together my collection into one huge file which i will call "Ultimate kino"
It will be the most copyright breaking film ever made but i dont care because it'll all be mine

>day after day, family poops
>always conscious of the fact the longer you stay in there the fuller the shit tank gets
>know that one day it will overflow and you'll be wading in your own feces

lol

>park a car and make sure the wheel stays on the lid

Heh... nothing personnel

Do Yea Forumsposters really not know that you can shit in a bucket and cover it with sawdust and it's basically fine?

None of you would survive.

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yeah i been to a restaurant in a hippy city where all its poopers were like that

Realistically, how much did that fan help?

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Fixed.

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Brap tube.

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Shrek

now his smirk makes sense

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Yes, there appears to be a lot of sawdust in that tiny overpriced aluminum box

Damn he looks just like his mom. Clearly the X chromosome cucked the weak beta Y chromosome of whoever his father was. They're even synchronized in their pose. This photo basically explains everything about him you need to know

lady on top should be bryce dallas howard

>the threat is over. yellowstone, russians or some chink virus has subsided
>know your shartinmart buddy got into his shelter with his family and is safe
>knock and call out on the hatch to let them know to come out
>no answer
>buddy has given you an emergency key to open from above
>lift the hatch
>a geyser of shit and piss comes erupting out, knocking on your back to witness the height and girth of the putrid torrent
>ol' shitful finally expels the bloated occupants from their shit grave, who land and explode on neighbor's drive ways
>wonder how things got that bad
>check your buddies last text
>'Hey, just so you know i'm taking the family into the shelter, good luck and may god be with you'
>sent 2 days ago

they will all murder each other within weeks of being in there

>Come on, test out the toilet
>FYI, I did not eat anything today
>But you all drank the milk at least
>Not one of you noticed I edited the expiration date
>Can you feel the rumblies?