Snow White will be updated to be both a princess and a hero
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>Disney
pedophiles should be hanged in the public square
Genuine question, how many women have died because of the "le strong woman" trope?
>dwarves will not be dwarves because Tyrian Lannister said little people are not allowed to work in the industry any more
>Snow White will be stronk
>black love interest blah blah you know the rest
>in heels
*fails to develop written language prior to contact with Europeans at you*
Why even call it Snow White if you are going to change every single detail about Snow White?
Meh. All these live-action remakes have been mediocre. Cruella was the best of the bunch and it was acceptable. My expectations are low.
>Zegler
literally stopped reading there
>disney princess
Read a fucking book.
Is this why there is no Japan Disney princess story?
>What if we take a story so well known by people
>Mk
>And we completely change absolutely everything about it so it no longer even remotely resembles the original
>Brilliant! What are we going to call it?
>Exactly the same as the original
Reminder Peter Dinklage put SEVEN of his fellow dwarves out of a job.
why do you care so much about a disney princess movie adaptation, faggot behavior
They literally import white people to play the characters at Tokyo Disney
They don't give a shit
Nothing is sacred
There can only be one
why do you care so much about a Yea Forums post, faggot behavior
OG Snow White was Disney’s magnum opus, changed animation forever, showed cartoons could be more mature, made animation less viewed as a kiddy thing and more as an art form (for at least another decade or two). Walt’s legacy is dead along with him.
Didnt they already do this with that Kristen Stewart movie
What did the Jewish people mean by this?
I'm not losing any sleep over Disney doing whatever they want with their movies. But I do think it speaks to a larger cultural tendency over the past several decades, that we have to throw fairy tale chivalry under the bus for modern "empowerment ", that the damsel in distress trope is outdated and sexist, so the female leads have to be physically strong and sassy. I find that kind of sad
shit brown
>Snow White will be updated to be both a princess and a hero
So it won't actually be Snow White in any way whatsoever, except for literally just the name of the main character and nothing else. Stop watching American media.
They already tried this, the side character was more popular.
>implying this will make money
Mudded-snow-sludge White and the 7 simps.
Good, she will be autosexual. Kiss herself and break the spell, then kill the queen. YAS QUEEN
Apologize.
>how dare you
He does looks like Greta without beard. Have we seen them both together? Hmmm
imagine giving her kisses...
Why even call it Snow White?
at least one
Why did this midget bother wearing a suit when he's got homeless hair?
I don't care even slightly about this
>b-but the children
I don't care about that either
Is this news?
They already made a big stink about not having the woodsman character.
I just pray they remove the 7 dwarfs too. The thought of libs removing all the principle characters from a Fairy Tale because they're too problematic, just really cracks me up. Same goes for the Little Black Mermaid.
What's next? The Left finds out Picasso forced sex on his cousin and start burning all his art?
so the barbell lead to her suffocation or did her neck break on impact?
You don't get to bring dwarves.
>not white
>not behaving like a princess
This is going to be absolute shit
You think brown women increase profit margins?
I care because you do.
>Hmm I am a small woman, today I will try and 8 plate squat with no spotter
>*dies*
Honestly what was she thinking?
She will SMASH her glass coffin just like modern women are SMASHING the glass ceiling and the patriarchy.
We already had so many Snow White movies.
Didn't they already do this with that shitty Kristen Stewart movie?
The fucked up thing is that it's technically the gym's fault for not preventing her to meet her retarded fate.
Not fast ebough to suffocate, and judging by the reactions of others it’s quite obvious she died right away
Yes but Disney always makes it seem like they're doing the first of everything. Just like when they said Captain Marvel was the first female CBM. Retarded company.
It's like 400-500 lb, it broker her neck so bad a pool of blood leaked out of her head.
Why do you care so much about what other people care about?
>or did her neck break
Judging by the gushing pool of blood that barbell tore something important.
a lot of /pol/ on the wrong side of history up in here
how much was she trying to lift?
Did they genderbend the villainess yet?
Each of those large plates usually weigh 45lbs, she has eight on the bar (4 on each side), and the average bar weighs about 45lbs as well. 45x9=405lbs of weight, which is probably easily more than three times her body weight.
>why do you care
>well why do YOU care
Such half-assed replies, can’t say it surprises me.
I care as far as I can get neutered fags like you mad about some throwaway post in a Yea Forums thread.
THe kind of person that this appeals to doesn't have children - although that probably won't stop them buying three tickets
>"I was only pretending to be in a coma while I was getting gang raped by a pack of dwarves"
POWERFUL
>jew quote
then it isn't snow white and you shouldn't call it that. but, that's why they're doing it, eh lucifer?
Was it a suicide?
I can't think of any reason a sober person would think that's a remotely good idea