Why would you adopt a teenager who is just going to give you attitude and not like a baby or something?

Why would you adopt a teenager who is just going to give you attitude and not like a baby or something?

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I know why I'd adopt her

Because they need love, user.

To have intense sex with her

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pray tell

Because bringing a baby into your house for sex is wrong

Never too old for a spanking.

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one time i watched this porno and the plot was that a couple had swapped children with another couple down the street and they eached raise the children of their own with the sole intention of revealing to them on their 18th birthday that they are adopted and now that they are 18 they are all going to start having sex.

To fuck

imagine being an adoption worker watching a middle aged white couple take home a caramel teen girl and you have to pretend you have no idea what's going on

Did they both do it?

Why would a teenager even be eligible for adoption? In a lot of countries teenagers are considered practically adults and would be out just have to go fend for themselves or stay in some youth hostel.
And teenagers would be smart enough to know that there's something suspicious about adopted when you're 16 lol.
..unless she was into that sort of thing

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>bring her h-home at 11 and no later jamal heh
>YOU'RE NOT MY DAD I'LL BE HOME WHEN I WANT
>yes honey

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It's amazing how much she looks like a tanned Maisie Williams

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To give her a stable home and a chance at a prosperous future obviously.

you need glasses bro

stop trying to force this meme

>haha dammit why do I keep making the same mistake

I seriously come to these threads just to see when this face blind motherfucker will turn up

You have to start earlier if you want to brainwash them to serve you

ive saved this webm like 30 different times she is just so fucking perfect there

Tite caramel sextoy

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what's the perfect time to start, uh, SWIM wants to know

>UPDATE: Hampus Lindholm (lower-body) will not return to tonight's game.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

I love sports bras so much bros

heck

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>aw crap i didnt want to see my 16yo adpoted latino daughter naked in the bathroom

The only similarity is height

Heckkk

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how can one girl be so lewd

what is this expression trying to convey

she was made for adult men to fuck hard
literally custom manufactured for it

BIG

Sir Anthony Hopkins got to stick his face all up in there

I wanna lick maisie's calves

are girls as soft as they look

Based, so lewd...

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Even softer.

I didn't watch the film but wasn't that they are 3 brothers and don't want to be separated so they adopted the 3 of them instead the small one?

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>kyaaaaaaaa kono hentai!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the perfect woman.
>tight
>small
>short hair
>golden brown skin
It does not get more attractive than this.

her seein how big mah dick is lol

if she had pale skin, blond hair and blue or green eyes she sure as hell would be more attractive

>It does not get more attractive than this.
yeah there's no age where a girl is even more slender and cute nope that doesn't exist

WRONG

Uhhhhhh

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>flick baits and then judges you

>>flick baits
does anyone speak zoomer

>Why would a teenager even be eligible for adoption?
Because its better than aging out of the system. And fir this character she had two younger siblings, they took all three to not split them

Before 3yo

I honestly hate Monerfags so much. Look at how they post the exact same webms and pictures from 2017/18 every time. Just accept that "Merced" turned into generic roastie bimbo who looks like shit now. Get over her already and move on. She's never going to be the girl you wish she was

really? i thought even up to 10 years old would still be viable for a total brainwash
hypothetically how would someone with a girlfriend that's also into this fetish go about getting a little girl? adoption agency? befriend them at a school function then have them slowly come over more and more? how would one keep the girl permanently quiet about what's going? telling them other adults wouldn't understand?

dont care fag im going to keep enjoying prime moner and you cant stop me

for context, SWIM is attractive and charismatic, girlfriend is too, so they seem like 'normal' young adults, no obvious pedo vibes

you're gonna need $200k cash and a private way to get to panama

based prime moner enjoyer

Yea Forums posters get more and more soi every day

>walking around in a choker
I might as well just walk down to the nearest prison and shoot a guard

SWIM isn't really attracted to the meat on offer there, they like european features

do you think they only sell locally sourced like a farmers market, dipshit

>oh nooo oops haha honey why did you let me remove the lock in the bathroom 1 day before our adopted daughter arrived haha

so you're saying there are different kinds of meat there? are you talking about human trafficking? SWIM doesn't want to deal with human traffickers