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such a hack. lets see his mac and cheese, somebody post it

>LIL BIT OF OLIVE OIL

The only way to eat his burgers is if you're this kid.

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SIMPLE
RUSTIC

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>american "cuisine"

Why does he look like he has down syndrome?

It was so fucking sad to see Gordon gradually evolve from talented, passionate chef to a literal fucking gameshow host.

why does he put so much salt in his food

Because "Salt" comes after "Pan" & "Nice and hot" faggot. Get with it

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This is fucking retarded, he was supposed to make his own chili and then put cheese, onions and fritos with some jalapeños in it and put it in a bowl.

Reminder Texas invented chili, chicken fried steak, texmex and the hamburger.

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something tells me that this roaches food isn't actually that good

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Where's the sauce and the lettuce

Shouldve posted the one were he seasons the chips first

>Stunning. Just stunning. The chef's dream.

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Delicious burgah

It probably is very good as they use good ingredients and hire good chefs. Still overpriced. These guys are celebrities first, their cooking ability is not what's bringing people to eat there and pay the premium celebrity restaurant fee.

I mean, it's meat. Handles meat all day. Knows quality meats. Knows how to cook 'em. But the end of the day it's just fucking meat and cheese full of grease.

Remember that show he had where he would go around the world teaching natives how to cook their own food?

He's a super pretentious twat and looks like the guy from Mask.

So barbaric

my favorite part of this video is just how visibly hungover he is

apparently all the "food reviewers" (whatever that means) think its shit and overpriced

BURRGAH

A big fucking slab of meat between some average size buns, few things sound more stupid than this

I think you mean OLIVE OLL

This looks fucking rancid

Remember that time in history where whites would go around the world teaching natives how to stop being bestial savages?

Oh wait, it never stopped.

That will be $1,000

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$80 for a plate of fucking spaghetti!?

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for me its the perfect smash burger. an amazing blend of cheese and two thin crispy pattys hits like nothing else especially when your drunk and high i couldnt name a better food. im not sure i would accept gordos burger especially if it was upwards of 25$

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>19 fucking doubloons for a god damn mashed potato

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Do people really?

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Greetings most valued patron. We listened to your concern about the price of Mashed Potato and have lowered the price! Thank you come again!

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This whole scene makes more sense now.

youtu.be/rC9uDbq6WWE

you could just dine and dash, not like they have your ID. Trickiest part would be the valet

Paying someone nearly $5,000 to refill your glass of fucking water...

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imagine the tips on a fucking order like this. servers working this guys joints must be fucking buying houses at this point.

I almost did, but that disgusting fritos bag covered with Ramsey frito slop is hilarious

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This is wetback shit dude leave me out of it.


>mfw i thought it was some shithole's hyper inflated currency so I tried to make a joke about doubloons...

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>HOW AM I SUPPOSED 2 EAT THIS
>ITS 2 BIGGGG

>burgeh
>perfeckt

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Isn’t this in London too? So those prices are sterling not USD

who the fuck got the redbull?

That service charge is the mandatory tip.

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There is a new one in Las Vegas.

vegas.eater.com/2022/2/25/22950966/salt-bae-restaurant-steakhouse-open

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He's a good chef that came from the bottom but he needs to disguise his random gauntlet tests better. Everybody knows that that egg shit he did was absolute bs and just a shake down.

right, that's mandatory, but you have to imagine ballers like this are leaving fat wads of cash at the table without even reading these receipts too.

>The Golden Kafes, an entire rack of lamb covered in edible gold, will run you $1250, while the Golden Burger and Golden Baklava, also coated in edible gold for no apparent reason, are priced more reasonably at $180 and $100, respectively.

With a mandatory service charge, a waiter will make more in 1 month than I will make in a year

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Holy shit, there is such a thing as restraint when it comes to food. Fuck man.

$19 for asparagus...

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how the fuck did kyle sneak into a place like that

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And yet your sister keeps calling me to come back over

rich people are fucking stupid

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>a restaurant does this
"GOOD LORD, YOU STUPID ASS, YOU DON'T MAKE FRITO CHIPS INTO A MEAL"

>he does it
"Perfect. And that is how a master chef makes a meal out of chips from a corner store"

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Can;t beat the classics.

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bone apple tea, sir

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I made burgers using frozen Kirkland patties and would rather have that than that meat pie looking monstrosity Gordon made.

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I worked as a barback in Vegas for a summer and it was stupid hope much money don't girls made a night. They would brag about big tips but would bitch when they only made 2k on a Saturday. It was unreal.

>$56 for a martini
>tfw 3 years ago I was a raging alcoholic digging through trash to recycle 15 cans for the $1.50 to buy a Hurricane

They really don't know how easy they have it.

do americans really?

I'm sure he is consistently a really good cook, but he needs to own up to the times he made shite, instead of acting like he is always perfect.

>Chef Ramsay... Papa no kiss you

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what the fucking shit

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His burgers pretty consistently look that way. They're always tall and look a bit overdone. But if you're using a beef with a high enough fat content that's not always an issue.

DID Texas invent chili?

I hate food so much it's unreal.

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A challenger appears
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>British

£30k on booze though

You leave Joshua alone. He's a GOOD COOK!