Loses to Iron Man

>loses to Iron Man
>loses to Thor
>useless vs Hela
>useless in Infinity War
>loses to Thanos
>doesn't even get to join the trio vs Thanos
>only gets one movie

Hulkbros, what went wrong?

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Universal giving the rights to MCU

Mark Ruffalo is horrible at the role and I can't stand watching his impotent charisma void impression of the character.

Ed Norton being a massive fucking douchebag

I'm sure he'll lose a fight to she hulk the first time she transforms too

Hulk is depression-kino, completely incompatible with Disney's MCU

too busy pounding scarjo's tight snatch

She-hulk is going to beat the shit out of hulk.

Is there a limit to how strong/big the Hulk can get the angrier he becomes, is it infinite? I think they explored this concept with the red hulk right?

Based

In the comics it's infinite.

In the MCU he seems to have a limit around pre-Ragnorak Thor

It depends. In World War Hulk, Hulk was strong enough to literally hold up a continent, and was theoretically able to break the Earth. In Immortal Hulk, a future incarnation of the Hulk is literally destroying solar systems and suplexing suns.

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Hulk doesn't get larger, it's just that some iterations of him are larger than others. He only gets stronger as he gets angrier.

He’s lame.

Ang Leechads won.

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Kek. The last thing capeshit needs is a Hulkverse.

She Hulk is coming

hulkbros got cucked hard in mcu, total shame

He's just like Superman or a speedster, he's so powerful that they have to find ways to handicap him, otherwise he'd solve any problem in minutes

They lost “The Hulk” the second bruce banner could control his anger. Before that, he was the trump card. After that, hes just another tool. The hulks entire power comes from him not being able control his anger. He is quite literally written as “more anger=more strength”. One of the few characters legit written with no power cap.

>Oop i can control my anger. Oop im a tony stark intern.

Not what I mean.
Picture the Sonyverse, but with just the Hulk. She-Hulk is fine. But then you get anti-hero solo films from Absorbing Man, Wrecking Crew, or a General Ross prequel.
Hmm... I just talked myself into it. Carry on.

Mark Ruffalo is completely unlikable. He looks like he smells like farts, is constantly farting, and enjoys the musty environment is incessant farting causes, like 12 feet around him the air just feels like the inside of a dogs mouth.

he fucked more women than you ever will while you go on Yea Forums hoping to impress spic teenagers

i hate mcu's cuck hulk with passion
such neutered shitty character

Every fan can boast their favourite hero beings the strongest because they can cherry pick out of every comic ever made..The hulk can beat everyone imo. Hes got the comics to prove it (although so does like every marvel character) but its simple. They used him correctly at the start

>i have an army
>we have a hulk

Yes, hulk can beat everyone if he rages enough. Other heros, you can make a list of what they can and cant do. The hulk? More anger = more strength. Only limit he has is your imagination. Hulk gang for life.

The worst thing is that his whole accepting his duality thing happens entirely off-screen. Banner-Hulk is a fucking mess of a character in general, they had 0 idea what to do with him.

I thought it was the gif

Half of me wants to give them credit for even having the balls for going duality hulk…but the other half is sad they just wipe their ass with the strongest character they have. I think the anger concept was too much for their tone. Its very clearly good vs evil, so having to rely on a character that is basically neutral and thrives on rage filled violence would probably translate to that fat ass PG-13 ticket sales

& his loser slut cousin is gonna steal his powers.

Is that a cosmic Hulk?

I feel like that was one of those blatant lies to cover up the fact that the execs in charge didn't care about making a serious Hulk film like Norton wanted and just wanted to make their money as fast as possible with little effort. They were probably dead set on getting their formula down.

>BEING ANGRY IS HECKIN' BASED

Post the gif, you know the one

>got his ass beat so hard by Thanos that he was a joke character for all of Infinity War

why did they do Hulk so dirty?

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>a World War Hulk kino is still viable

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which?

Porn

Who is the lowest level character that can stop Hulk with a red lantern ring. Of course there are more powerful cosmic entities that can 1 shot him, which is why I made the caveat of the lowest level character.

Too many characters have retarded power ceilings that wouldn't allow the MCU to drag on as much as it does so they nerf them.

>introduces Captain Marvel and Dr Strange

Sure bro

>only gets one movie
wasnt even his movie and now hes neutered as Professor Hulk or whatever the fuck he is not
i will never not be mad, i just wanted more hulk movies

Ang Lee's Hulk remains the best cinematic adaptation.

this. I am tired of pretending it is not. Screw the majority. The majority are wrong about this film.

I think a Hulkverse would be more than that.
Dr. Samson
The Leader and his stable of gamma freaks
Red Hulk
Scar
The old Hulk cartoon was decent. Something like that.

Wasn't he showing up to work every morning with script edits and trying to force them on the director? And he's barely been in anything since then so seems like maybe he burnt some bridges.

>In the comics it's infinite.
Not true. In the comics things can happen to him to stop him from getting madder. At least one time he had some weird psychotic break and just blacked out and fell to the ground. Other times people have knocked him out.
Yes.
In terms of what his upper levels are anger look like well at least once he basically just started off super pissed off, at absolutely no one and started punches at the air which then turned into him punching at the walls of reality. Another Hulk in a mirror world was doing to same thing on the other side so everyone got scared of what might happen.
Juggernaut got a huge power boost once that gave him the same ability. In general in comics the upper levels of physical strength leads to crude reality warping.

Gotta make angry man fit in with the brand.

i don't like chicks but i want a she-hulk movie

>all i can see is that gif fucking scarjo

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You can watch her every week on Disney+!

is this achievable natty

good morning sirs

Give me some Hulk comic kino, I've only read World War Hulk

Yeah. Shit gets nutty in Immortal Hulk.

>thor makes impressive entrance at the end of infinity war
>ruffalo immediately ruins it

Read the story where hulk teams up with doctor doom

>He helped design the hulkbuster to beat himself
>helped make Ultron
They Infinity War for like a year before they even started filming it
>said they'd been planning this for 10yrs
>teased Hulk for Infinity War Wakanda battle
>we get Banner poorly handling the hulkbuster with terrible CGI instead.

i like robert downey being iron manlet because it meant we got barefoot gwenyth so she didn't seem as tall
she's a gigantic retard and the worst part of iron man 3 though

why did she lose her red powers and just get given an iron man suit

Why didn't Stark just make everybody Iron Man suits? He even custom made a spandex one for Spider-Man. If he wants to protect the world he could start with his team.
I see no good reason everybody from Captain America to Thor to Black Falcon to Worst Olsen doesn't at least have some basic Iron Man technology. Hell, that's Rhodes entire gimmick.

>loses to Iron Man
In his Hulkbuster suit
>loses to Thor
Who's a God
>useless ve Hela
They didn't get a chance to fight
>useless in Infinity War
He was shocked he lost to Thanks and refused to fight
>loses to Thanos
Who is a powerful giant alien warrior wielding an infinity stone
>only gets one movie
Rights issue with Universal
They didn't sell Hulk to Disney, Marvel Studios always owned the character just not the right to make movies without Universal's permission
This place is genuinely autistic, I swear to god.

>Thanks
*Thanos

>This place is genuinely autistic, I swear to god.
first day here you retard?

It's going to suck because they're just going to take some rail thin model and just color her green, probably won't even make lift weights, have her do cardio and diet, ect to make her more slim and then just CGI her green.

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are chicks with boobs that small even considered female?

He was trying to strong-arm writers into re-writing the movie to be more like, in his own words "what Chris Nolan had done with Batman". He also wanted to impose a minimum of two movies, which were a two-part deal and shot back-to-back.

Post the webm you know which one

The pedohomoglobos decided to bury his image forever since hes just toxic masculinity herofied.

The bestest hoolk gamma rays down.

Sure, what's wrong with delicious flat chest or just nice perfect handful booba?

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gayest thing i have ever seen