>what time do you stop serving breakfast
>I could come back then
What time do you stop serving breakfast
Parker Stewart
Ryder Jones
>that is your lucky skittle
>no do not put it in your pocket with all the other regular skittles
Aaron Ward
>if the biscuits and gravy brought you here, then what good were the side order of pancakes?
Jordan Wilson
Instead of the bolt stunner, it’s a giant cheez whiz container
Julian Jackson
>I’ve decided make you a lunch special of mine
Carter Foster
>And then I ate up
Adam Stewart
>call it
>Sir?
>Takeout. call it. I can't order for you.
Isaiah Brooks
>drums or flats... call it
Gabriel James
Having Anton played by Meat Loaf was an inspired casting choice.
Luis Young
I want you to cook it.
Brayden Carter
>he’s eaten the same things I have and it’s certainly had an impact on my waistline
Nolan Long
Easton Baker
>are you going to shoot me?
>that depends, are you finished with that?
Cooper Taylor
>where does lewlyn eat?
>we don’t give out no informations
>is it chicken fried or double batter?
>did you not heeeer me?
Carter Torres
>Your mother’s cheesy garlic bread
Kayden Bailey
>oh no sheriff, he just left! We need to put this out on the radio!
> what do we say? “Looking for a man who recently drank milk, along with a case of Yoo-hoo, three rotisserie chickens, four bags of chips, a roll of smarties, ten ringadings, a can of cheese dip and a thin mint?
Nathaniel Clark
kek
Henry Lewis
I don’t get this meme. Is it an american thing?
Jordan Reed
Where can I download the fat faceapp and the racial one?
Wyatt Perry
Yeah. You wouldn't understand.
Luke King
this thread
Joshua Ortiz
Josiah Fisher
>why is the rum cake gone??
Justin Brooks
Thanks. I have another question. Why is greasy and unhealthy food the only staple of an otherwise forgettable culture?
Xavier Cruz
Our culture has been sacrificed to bring about an animal capable of conquering the stars
Nicholas Cruz
Like I said, you wouldn't understand.
Joshua Reed
díos mío… puede ser?
Blake Wright
>hotcake syrup, por favor
Colton Stewart
>You know what expiration date is on this Snickers?
Jose Moore
>This blasted compass doesn't seem to work. It keeps pointing to the galley
Easton Roberts
Capitalism has brought about a food culture where the cheapest and highest sugar and calorie dense foods are the most efficient to feed the population of slave workers in combination with most physical labour intensive work being outsourced offshore to countries where wages are cheaper along with general mechanization of work leading to less work for civilization leads to a nation where everyone is getting fatter and obsessed with creating chimeric monstrosities of food
Isaac Gutierrez
>You marinated into it?
Leo Lopez
>You dont have to do this, we could go downstairs to the minibar, there's 15 yoohoos there, it could all be yours.
Anthony Adams
>If the diet you followed brought you to this, of what use was the diet?
Henry Hall
i aint got no syrup
Ryder Moore
>I’ll take ya in the back and eat ya
Camden Gray
>Do you have any idea how crazy you sound?
>You mean the nature of this conversation?
>I mean the nature of you not being you when you're hungry.
Blake Bailey
>Said he was goin to Wendy's.
>Be there in about fifteen minutes.
Andrew Peterson
Ethan Reyes
kek
Nathan Howard
lmao
Ian Jackson
kek
underrated post
Christopher Moore
kek I think your post sucks
Luke Morris
KEK
Jose Sanders
still would
Cooper Brooks
>The Remington 1100 Autoloader
>Anything else?
>Big Gulp in the 40 oz range
>hey just what you see pal
Michael Hernandez
>the food court?
Thomas Lewis
>not the "smorgasbord"
You had one job fatass
Charles Bell
>I-I know where the yoohoos are.
>if you knew, you would have them with you.
Ryder Murphy
I'm not clever enough think of a way of synthesizing this with the Falling Down restaurant scene but maybe someone else can. The pieces are there.
James Walker
>tacos only leads to more tacos
Zachary Barnes
>That's a good looking burger
Nathan Fisher
>the cafeteria?
Nolan Gutierrez
I fucking hate fat people
Dylan Morris
they hate you, too
Daniel Mitchell
¡AGUA!
Nathan Jenkins
Their diets, their exercise; it's a bad joke. Dropped
at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as
their vegan diets allow them to be. You'll see- I'll
show you. When the chips are down these, uh,
healthy people? They'll eat those chips. See I'm
not a monster I'm just really hungry
Joseph Taylor
>ENOUGH WITH THE KETO.
Joseph Green
>I'm heavier now than my father ever was
Michael Gomez
>I could make it worth your while. I could take you to an KFC with 14,000 calories, and everyone just walks away
>I know something better...
>yeah, what's that?
>it will be brought to me via doordash, and placed at my feet
Grayson Young
>and then I woke up from a diabetic coma
Carter Rodriguez
>The gym?
Josiah Nguyen
>i ain't got no veal kabab