YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK

They probably had to shut production down for a week to clean and repair all the shit they fucked up.

PROVE IT!

>invite kids into your chocolate factory where sweets literally grow on trees
>even let the kids roam free and do whatever they want at one point
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THE HECKIN FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR HECKIN PERMISSION

yeah, it's called manners. God forbid a child leave something soooOOOOoo complex.

Willy Wankers and the masturbation factory!

>Hahahaha
>You're really weird.

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> Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Charlie?

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Freeloading old cunt.

Fuck off grandpa

And what was up with the tunnel of traumatic images?

2 surly Oompla Loompa mind you

genuinely comical these cunts spent what, 20 years just sat in bed at the expense of the extremely poor family

It was Charlie's so he probably let it go to shit since he's a kid who doesn't know the first thing about running a factory.

What do you expect from entitled zoomer niggers. Fuck this gay world.

>sir, you enslaved and genocided clown dwarves from a foreign country

Oompa Loompas(or as I like to call them Oompers) don't have rights. Fuck Oompers

Oomper Loomper is our word, but you can say Oompa Loompa

Kicker was
>still using chewing tobacco

So if he never left his bed did he just constantly piss and shit himself there? Imagine the smell of 20 Yeats worth of piss and feces

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He turned to the side and shat off the edge of the bed. Charlie's mom cleaned it up

youtube.com/watch?v=P26lDBZM-7Y&ab_channel=MeatCanyon

Imagine /drinking/

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>BAFROOM

He’s a billionaire now.

>This wallpaper tastes like gladiators
snozzberries are dicks btw. It was in uncle ozwald

A foreign country that doesn't exist anymore.
Wonka doesn't leave loose ends.

When no one was around he would do it and also do calisthenics to prevent muscular-skeletal wasting. It was all a con.

They made all of the stainless steel Dirty and shit

He's rich, nothing they have on him will stick.

The thumbnail makes him look like a SEA lesbian.

Completely unfair that none of the other kids got the opportunity to repent like Charlie did.

out of context snaps from this kino are nightmare tier

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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I love this scene

They all died dude, because they were awful people. Charlie was pure at all times, it was his louse of a grandfather who wanted to try the fizzy lifting drink.

This is some Candle Cove shit, I have no idea why it was in a children's movie. I remember being very uncomfortable every time I saw this part and not understanding its relevance to the plot.

KEK

you must be new here

You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be WASHED and WASHED and WASHED and WASHED and WASHED and WASHED

The point is that sometimes things in life are going to scare you, but you can’t let that stop you from going after your goals. See pee wees big adventure for another example

and what was the point of the nazi characters?

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Just like my ass

It's genuinely sad to think that movies like this will NEVER be made again.

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Kek

>YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK
>AYO CRAKA DAS RACIS
>Apologies. Forgive me, Char-li
>NAH NIGGAH IMA SUE YO ASS
>*Char-li sues Willie Wonka and takes his factory*

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there's nothing wrong with frightening children

How did the oompa loompas reproduce? Was it like the Smurfs where they all rape the one female, or since no female oompa loompas are shown do they reproduce solely through masturbation?

If you chop off a limb a new one would start growing like a starfish.

to make sure only a pure aryan would inherit his wealth

>he was actually there to sniff out any jewish kids, by testing them if they would except bribes

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violating OSHA regulations and he is probably liable for all the shit that happened to the kids

They buttfucked each other and had oompa butt babies. You just don't see the ones not working due to pregnancy leave.

I think the point was to warn them of the dangers in the factory in his own autistic way.