THE NORTHMAN early feedback

Three private screenings have been held so far in three different European countries. Reception without spoilers

Positives

>Great music
>Good performances by the cast
>Danish actor Claes Bang shines as the villain
>one scene in particular is very unique
>cinematography, it has a lot of beautiful landscape shots
>plot

Negatives

>the film glorifies revenge
>there were some complaints about the CGI from the Italian audience

Tonight the fourth and most important European private screening is being held in London

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We got too cocky, Northman sisters.

Did the audiences say anything about the ageism in the movie?

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>the film glorifies revenge
Clearly a negative since the main character is a white man.

I dont give a fuck about how "good" or "bad" it is, does Anya show her tits or not?

When you're making a revenge fantasy for the 35-45 year old white male incel demo, you need le stereotypical wheat-grasping tradwaifu trope.
It was the only reason.

>Negatives
>the film glorifies revenge
Simply unacceptable in the current year

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Bang is kino he's like Mads-lite

Why is everything Euros make so janky and fucking -weird- though? Even their best actors are trying way to hard to be up their own asses like every movie is a Bergman movie.

What counts as bad cgi?

Pretentiousness

>Negatives
>Glorifies revenge
>Makes Italians complain
So you mean positives?

it seems that way

That crazy Bjork chick does but I'm not sure she counts because she gets her tits out in everything

already forgotten. next time, baby

I don't think she gets naked in this

how pozzed is it?

>CGI
dropped

Where did you hear Bjork? I've always heard it was Anya and/or Nicole Kidman
Anyway here's the BBFC rating, no details on who it concerns though:
Sexual Violence and Sexual Threat:
>In one scene, a woman reveals her vulva - which is stained with menstrual blood - in order to deter a man from raping her
Sex
>There are scenes of sex that feature buttock nudity and thrusting detail, and occasional sex references.
Nudity
>There is breast, buttock and genital nudity.
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It's a movie about vikings. What the fuck do you think.

>Positives
White people rallying around the marketing out themselves as white supremacists.
>Negatives
Minimal diversity, minimal equity. The director isn't even trans, so you can't even watch it.

eww

Reading between the lines there it seems like there'll be one raid scene with some raping to remind everyone that the white man is savage and that'll probably be it.

>thinking female characters might be stronk independent sluts
>blacks?
do you really blame me for asking this in todays Yea Forums?

don't know about the female characters but the film has zero (0) blacks

>the film glorifies revenge
Holy kino I want to watch this now. I was worried it was going to be a "revenge bad" movie

man these broads are stupid

obviously 20 years is a large age gap for a relationship but the guy is supposed to be high status in his tribe

the same shit happens in boardwalk empire where nucky is 47 and maragaret is 26 in the first season but he is one of the richest men in the country

>blacks
I take it you haven't seen how Netflix race-swapped one of my ancestors.
I can't wait for chinkflix in 900 years to race and genderswap Lincoln where xir and his 500 spartans laid siege to Jericho.

Anya at the London premiere

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This shit needs to stop

wtf is wrong with her hips?

She's a white woman trying to be black

They should clone and morph her and Zendaya into Zendanya

>Negatives
>>the film glorifies revenge
kino is back on the menu

>chinkflix
>because everything I don't like is china

Netflix is mostly owned by white people. Its not even available in China.

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>totally missed the point
How did you think that comment implied that netflix was owned by china?

Seething roasties lmao

>glorifies revenge
I read this as it is a satisfying revenge plot, based. Revenge movies that subvert your expectations by “breaking the cycle” and having someone be spared at the end are extremely gay and not interesting

The Vikings never raped anyone

It’s fucking over anya bros.

so main love interest is damaged good non-virgin whore
got it
pass

Was at the Paris screening, the movie is absolute kino. Lots of realistic battles/wounds and Anna even shows her breasts (once during a sex scene). I can imagine Yea Forums complaining that it's boring as it slows in the middle, but the whole movie is great.

does any other guy fuck her in the movie besides the mc?

No

well visible or just hints?

k ill give it a try

It was more like high-impact speed dating

Does Alexander and/or Willem and/or Claes hang dong?
Asking for a friend.

fully on display. amleth also has a crazy fever dream in the movie which felt a little like The Lighthouse
nope

>t. discord tranny desperately hoping for some bbc action

This, but unironically. Literally impossible to rape anyone if you're an aristocratic tall Nordic chad who bathed and cleaned his hair unlike the unwashed masses of euroserfs at the time.

Roasties toasted by the Northman.

And then they proceeded to take white slaves and sell them to the arabs.
Vikings were the niggers of medieval times

Probably were sold by their own people like in Africa, also the Arabs raided everywhere, even as far as Iceland. The difference is that women gave their pussies willingly to Viking chads while they fled and tried to kill themselves when Arabs even looked in their general direction.

kek

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The roastie meme is a meme and vaginas don't change appearance after being used a lot

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>Trying to educate people who have never even seen a vagina

>nope

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You should. Dafoe is also fantastic in his scenes and out of nowhere, fucking Bjork is briefly in the movie as a viking soothsayer.