Is getting a girl pregnant really like this?

Got any stories?

I'd really like to never see this faggot again and forget him and his stupid kike face exist forever

Good one

Too many

One time she started crying and laughing simaltaneously and I asked her what’s wrong and she said I don’t know

Their hormones get all out of whack

Another time I brought her a blizzard from dq and she rubbed it on her tits and made me lick it off because she knows I hate cotton candy blizzards but love sucking her boobs. Wouldn’t let me go down on her because she was 7 months in and couldn’t shave her vag l. I told her I didn’t care, not sure if she wanted me too and it was some sort of mind game. She was horny yet dominant and angry. Which is weird because she is usually more submissive

>Another time I brought her a blizzard from dq and she rubbed it on her tits and made me lick it off because she knows I hate cotton candy blizzards but love sucking her boobs
That sounds pretty based ngl

Pregnant women are so fucking hot wtf.

No she is actually nasty when shes hot. If I wanted to marry someone the shape of a blueberry I would have found a fat chick. Our sex life diminishes in the 3rd trimester. Kiss blowjobs goodbye as well. Other anons may have different experiences but the sex is rare in the 3rd trimester. 1st too are a bit different. With my wife, there was a lot of whining she couldn't drink and was always my DD.

By the way, pregnant women can get crazy but the worst is actually post partem. They get all depressed and sad. It gets worse with each kid since they feel uglier. I didn't have to worry about my wife drowning the baby or whatever, but I had to make her go outside since she was becoming a cringelord basement larper, permanently tired, just a slug. Our last kid was born in the heat of covid so that didn't help.

>just stop paying and they will fuck off.

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One time with kid#1 she went and bought a bunch of Christmas decorations in July and then started crying when I asked her why

My wife is typically pretty stoic, but as she progressed further, she'd be all over the fucking place in terms of just randomly losing her shit and bawling her eyes out at the most trivial bullshit. She'd also get super horny at like the drop of a hat and basically need to stop whatever we're doing and fuck her brains out. She never was really craving any strange foods or anything though, and got really into watching Air Disasters and Fixer Upper.

>just get arrested and act like a black man

nothing is hotter than when the missus is in one of her breeding fetishes. Her body type is similar to Paige Steele. She just locks her legs around me sometimes and says raunchy shit like "CUM IN MY FUCKING PUSSY AND BREED ME BABY" or "FUCK A BABY INTO MY JUICY CHINA" or sometimes shes a bit more shy about it like "Will you just bend me over and rail me, and after you cum, cum in me again until your balls are drained'. Women are nasty and promiscuious especially after some vodka or tequila.

Lol there are three debts the United states government will go to war with you over: taxes, student loans, and child support.

Mine got into HGTV as well but wasn't as horny. Definitely losing her shit at trivial bullshit. That part is 100% consistent and true. I've also heard they act even crazier with girl babies. My 2 are boys.

I have 1 boy and 1 girl. With our boy, she was more tired, but with our girl she was way more emotional.

My wife was an animal when she got one of her urges, and she'd want to try shit that never once even was discussed prior in the 11 years we were together at that point. And no sooner did we finish up it was like she snapped back to normal and went on business as usual like putting together a list for grocery shopping, or giving her mom a call, like she literally had the crazy fucked out of her.

most girls are not happy to be impregnated by a fat sloppy jew they slept with when drunk

Like what?

My wife is a soldier. She lets me put it in her ass every year on my birthday. She didn't get really crazy and frisky outside of the blizzard titties episode during pregnancy, but the breeding proccess/ovulation monitoring is what really get her going I found. The key was to hit the jackpot on a weekend we had some drinks with friends and she was ovulating, only thing that sucked about sex with trying to get pregnant is she wouldn't let me cum on her tits or face. I tried telling her she can just take it and rub it in down there, but she read somewhere that you can't get pregnant by doing that.

ive fucked 2 pregnant women. They become very needy and want sexual validation because theyre fat and gross so their husbands neglet them and thus easy to exploit. im not attracted to pregnant women per se but its an ultimate power move to fuck another mans pregnant wife. One of them is related to me by marriage and she told a bunch of people so everyone knows about it except the husband which adds to the excitement for me. The other one is my brothers best friends wife and i was a groomsman at their wedding.

Like really rough anal, pissing, choking her and tying her up, stuff like that. It's a pain in the ass cleaning everything up afterwards though.

pee pee and poo poo is where I draw the line. I don't think my wife is into choking but she bought some of those straps to tie her to the bed. I unironically thank the 50 shades of grey shit for giving them the Junior Varsity BDSM intro. I personally have been watching porn since I was 12 years old. I've wrecked my family's windows xp computer with kazaa downloads back in the day. I've been on Yea Forums since 2007. I've seen horrors she couldn't imagine, but its nice that media was able to give her an introductory because if she asked me I'd be talked about guillotines and ropes and latex.

If this isn't bait you are a scumbag

No, she would have immediately left him and taken him to court for $500 in child support per month and all he'd get is 1 day of supervised visitation and maybe a week in the summer

>Le smug jew face

literally the most aussie shit i've ever seen on this website lol

whatever man the one husband is a black dude that basically completely fucked off once she was pregnant constantly travelling to another city because he didnt want to feal with her pregnant (he told me thispersonally). The other one (my brothers best friend) is a pretty good dude but i wanted it

>FUCK A BABY INTO MY JUICY CHINA
I made big laugh

Thats the dream for me , I met a nice quiet (posssibly autistic) girl and I am slowly introducing her to kinkier and kinker stuff. Right now we are at light paddling to her butt she seems to enjoy it

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First trimester is very horny, second is typically the same with more hormonal psychosis. Third is when they start eating pickles and ice cream and crying at car commercials.

My wife loved being pregnant. She's a kind person in general, but she was like a glowing disney princess for 9 months replete with random animals wandering up to her. The weirdest she got were cravings for very spicy food and crying whenever I'd cook or deliver it to her.

You’re a scumbag and the men would be justified in slitting your throat

>Lol there are three debts the United states government will go to war with you over:
>student loans
mind you, this is only if you're retarded and just stop paying. If you simply request to not pay thru the loan website, the government will indefinitely extend your forebearance as long as you continue to put the application in every year.
Source: I haven't paid my student loans in 8 years

still wouldnt change the fact that i jizzed inside their pregnant wives as they lustfully stared in my eyes and nothing can ever undue that

based

obvious shitpost LARP is obvious

No. This jew is rich AF and a celebrity and still cant land a bitch that hot irl

no but we can Clinton you and that would be more satisfying

>I made big laugh

O-ok esl

Not sure why women are more reserved when discussing private parts. My wife always refers to her boobs as 'boobs' or 'titties' or her vag as "chyna" or "baby maker". She never says cunt, nipple, areola, pussy, anything that could be interpreted as raunchy, and I'm not sure why. I've literally came all over her face, tits, pussy, and asshole. Its not like she needs to be reserved around me, maybe she just wants to be classy while I drench her in cum? IDK. A mystery for the philosophers I guess

Many of us haven't paid them. It's called covid dumbass. You didn't need to file anything.

you wont though.

Sure about that? Post address and i willl call Hillary today.

C-Christine...is that you?

>claims he has a wife
>brags about cumming on her on an user messaging board

You dont even have a gf bruh. hahahahaha. Real men like myself hate their wives and certainly dont talk about them like that.
>yeah bro, just fucked my WIFE really hard !!!!

NOPE. Married men dont talk like that but nice try

wow maybe I should post a picture of my beautiful family on Yea Forums to prove you wrong?

and the 6 years before covid, retard?

No need. I caught your LARP fast and disregard everything you say after that.
>Guys, guys !!!! I just fucked my WIFE for like 5 hours !!!!!!
Pffffffftttt hahahahahahahaha

Gf says she doesn't want kids until I am inside her.

Ive seen this in real life and its weird , I have a part time job in an archery shop and this pregnant girl came in and she was so happy and excited. Almost wanted me to put a baby in my girl, but that aint happening