Sex scene

I wish directors would just fade to black. We get what's happening and we have internet porn now.

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I'm black. Fuck all you mayo bitches.

Where would you like to touch 'em, pal

They are there for female audience

>sex scene
>start rubbing son's leg

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cringe

On the boobies or the pusy

Yeah it bores me, I just fast forward.

if its so cringe then why did i post it?

>sex scene
>the guy doesn't lose his erection halfway through
how the FUCK am I supposed to relate to this fiction?

>2000
why is there so much sex on tv, go home hbo you're drunk
>2010
why are the actresses ugly now
>2020
what the fuck where are the sex scenes

>Yeah it bores me
Outlander is a good show, but the sex scenes go on for ages. It slows the plot down.

Huh?

How the fuck do you guys not cum in 3 pumps? Are you fucking girls that have 4 children?

>interracial sex scene
>mom bites lip
>dad says HOO BOY
>sister puffs up

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By not having sex at all

Have sex.

>preacher gets up and goes to the bathroom or kitchen

wish people would stop doing this it just makes it more awkward, sit through it

Never happened paco your parents are in ice custody

>wish people would stop doing this it just makes it more awkward, sit through it
maybe for you
don't care
still going to piss and check the fridge until the heat dies down

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Cum before the intercourse.

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True, I was just trying to be badass on Yea Forums

flee temptation

You were inside at least one vagina.

>sister puffs up
what did he mean by this

>parents walk in
>every time

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Maybe he meant to say perks up. The poor wording makes me think it actually happened

Ross Douthat wrote about this, our culture is pretty much averse to any sex and romance now

Get your cock under control, user. It doesn't call the shots, you do.

I feel like they know no one except gay men, even the women, want to see naked men but to show naked women would be sexist. We are in some depressing nowhere land where the women have to be flat and sexless on TV while whorish in real life.

>tfw caesarian

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*skips scene*
heh checkmate normies

>It's a giving birth scene
I'd rather watch a sex scene any time.

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>he never experienced a woman shitting and pissing herself while straining to evacuate a baby out of her womb
>he never witnessed the beautiful glow of a new mother caressing her child while her loins are soaked in piss and shit
lol
lmao even

Im a 36 years old virgin. Never even kissed

I have actually, with my own children. Just because I saw it with my wife doesn't mean I want to see it on the big screen. What's even the point of giving birth scenes? They're always the same ("You're doing great, honey!" "Push, push!")

The movie would be better off without it and cut straight to the baby in her arms or whatever.

>movie is very silent so you crank the volume up to the max
>suddenly birth scene and the woman screams loud as fuck
>neighbours think you are watching porn

>tfw can't smoke a cigar and go see the baby when it's done

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Isnt this wrong since one of the more popular shows rn is Euphoria?

>What's even the point of giving birth scenes?
They're there to remind us that women have it soooo hard, and it's something men will never understand.

Lmfao go to a prostitute wtf are you waiting for god?

The weird Jessica Walter esque pepe is to imply that this mother figure is going to rape her son.

Kek haven't seen that in a while

Most of the time I pretend to cum just so it'll be over. What's with that? You'd think there'd be nothing more arousing and stimulating being inside a woman, but I have a better time just jerkin' it. Thrusting becomes tiresome and exhausting, and the tight-ass condom is a real boner killer. Sex is overrated, man. I prefer watching porn

>condom

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im 27 and never kissed a girl

Stop hating women, black people and transfolk. Shower and touch grass

I'd rather get a hand job from a woman then have condom sex

How bout I'm doing none of that

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nah
well maybe the last one

nevermind there's snow everywhere

got a show you'll love if sex scenes make you feel awkward

no idea how people watch this crap

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>sex scene
>can see the guys balls

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prepare for the smell

Wtf does touch grass even mean

>a passive beta with meme talent gets everything handed to him by proactive and attractive girl
I watched this garabage when it was called nagatoro