HEHEHEHEHE

>all of her jobs
kek

>female """""""""""""""""comedians""""""""""""""""
Fucking 4chins shitposters are wittier than that.

I'm starting to suspect that she isn't actually Jewish.

it’s what makes it funny

>female
>facing consequences
Pick one and only one.

that's the best Alec Baldwin joke they could write?

What, you don’t think stuff like this is the most hilarious, knee slapping shit you’ve ever seen? You don’t think being as revolting as humanly possible is the peak of all humor? You’re not some kind of misogynist chud, are you?
youtube.com/watch?v=yY19UNjZzz4
youtube.com/watch?v=m05-LCVTysE

I love her pegging videos.
Schumers fucking hot.

>Rust is the name of a movie? More like Bust, as in, nobody wants to bust in my pussy.

this, dumb whore cant even get that right

I have autism can somebody tell me if that was a funny joke

it wasnt
also alec baldwin wasn't wielding a shotgun at the time

It is, only for the shock value of saying so unpc at the academies

>fucking up one of the easiest joke's material and make it unfunny
Yep she's a woman alright.

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how is that even a joke

women are funny

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It might have been funny if she said 'revolver' but it's pretty lame she couldn't even get that right

uh sorry sweaty, snopes says it's a gun and it shot so it's a shotgun

Don't you typically say you're looking "DOWN the barrel of a gun" when it's pointed at you? Not "up"?

Women typically have no sense of scale or proportion. Like telling a woman her breath stinks would in her mind be equivalent to me having my leg cut off with a chainsaw

how long does anti rabies last? I got a shot this january and just today I got scratched or bit(not sure) by a stray cat. problem with strays where I'm from

That would have been an funny joke, wish she would of said it. Everyone would have been seething.

Its over..

Man...how come she's not doing movies anymore? Or Comedy? Or anything really?

better stock up on tuna before you turn into a furry

If she would have said that in a totally convincing and deadpan fashion, it actually would have been pretty funny. But that's not how it would have been delivered. She would have said it in that SNL I'm-being-funny-right-now kinda way.

>Alec Baldwin couldn't be here tonight on account of ya know...the murder.

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>Thing A? More like Thing B, am I right?

ok chudcel. whatever you say

Lol

Accurate

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she said down

It’s not a comedy roast, it’s an industry award show. They shouldn’t even have comedians/court jesters in the place.

>that one thread full of anons making Baldwin jokes in Norm style
that was a good one

fuck is wrong with her face

If Norm had said this exact same joke you idiots would be losing your shit laughing.

That still doesn't give you the right to punch the host, Will

Context?
Did she died?

fucking gross tits

>implying they wouldn't have stopped will had they known

See: Delivery is 50% of it

1) where's the joke
2) why is she standing like that
3) why did she fall

Another vaccine casualty

Explain the difference without sound like faggy faggot

>The Wrath Of God in real time

It's not. Someone died from the result of another person's fuckery and the joke blames the victim.
It's also delivered completely badly.

one explodes heads
the other puts holes in them

>1) where's the joke
she took an mRNA injection for the flu
>2) why is she standing like that
female
>3) why did she fall
vax

>Someone died from the result of another person's fuckery and the joke blames the victim.
thats pretty funny

serious answers only please

how are you guys this retarded that was plainly a pratfall as the punchline to her shitty joke
it wasn't funny but jesus christ brainlets

It really isn't.

That's wild. Surely everyone who got the vax is just falling over left and right, and this isn't just some weird spontaneous incident?

oh man that's horrible
never forget the Baldwincaust

she hit her head, went unconscious, and was hospitalized

>don't look up? MOAR like don't controversial event
entry level joke writing
i can write better material just shit posting
>Alec Baldwin couldn't be here tonight but i'm sure he was gunning for a nomination

>that was plainly a pratfall as the punchline to her shitty joke
She went to the hospital and downys like you whined about how the audience laughed thinking it was a joke

it's hilarious

proof? i dont have time to research every female retard's life based on a shitty quality webm

She's trying so hard to show her tits but they are flabby and ugly. Disfigured rat face and forced celebrity

>As reported by The Independent, 51-year-old McDonald was performing at a comedy club in Tempe, Arizona, when she suddenly fainted in front of the shocked audience.
>The nasty fall, which occurred on February 5, led to McDonald being transported to a nearby hospital, where she was diagnosed with a fractured skull.
>In a statement to NBC Phoenix, McDonald's representatives revealed that the collapse was the result of "dehydration".
I still don't understand what the joke was supposed to be.

According to google, she fainted from dehydration (the show was in Arizona) and cracked her skull on the floor. She lived though

>mass reply
>ACKSHULLY
>too lazy to look of easily available proof to why he is wrong
>expects others to do it for him
what are you, a woman?

use a search engine and stop begging to be spoonfed

you shouldn't judge

She died the moment she hit the floor. Thanks Pfizer

Norm would have phrased it better, including getting the type of gun right.

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Also, there's nothing cool about not using punctuation, kiddo

You can literally just reverse image google it from the post's dropdown menu

>All the stars are out tonight. If Alec Baldwin were here we could even see shooting stars.

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Why does a medicine with bad side-effects have to affect 100% of the population, let alone in the same way at the same time, for it to be a medicine with bad side-effects?