>be Ragnar
>have 10/10 shieldmaiden wife
>cheats on her anyway with a 4/10 lanklet ginger
What the fuck was his problem?
Be Ragnar
He had to praise Sol, you'd never understand.
this guy has the same character in every show... individualist ambitious alpha smart and no remorse
How is his sense of humour?
It’s great isn’t it?
He's 10/10 and she's more like an 8/10 with a bad personality so if anything it's surprising he didn't cheat more. Plus it's slim pickings where they lived.
The fuck, is she eating a raw onion
back then it wasnt cheating. men were allowed to fuck as many women as they wanted so long as it wasnt someones wife. i was born in the wrong millenia.
Shrek is life
and you will never be like him. virgin
Ragnar fucks, just like gifrel.
Wicked.
based
She towers over many of the actors on the show, way too tall.
you mustn't be married? as soon as you're married you want to fuck every pussy there is, more so than before. and women are attracted to married men
manlet or a chink
>and women are attracted to married men
Men in relationships, too. When I was single not a single girl approached me, when I was in a relationship I suddenly had the chance to cheat almost a dozen times. It's fucking ridiculous.
When you've fucked the same woman for years and that same woman has become lazy I'm every regard, you look to others.
slagetha couldn't give him more sons
And somehow that's bad?
she gave him based sons
Bjorn was an even worse faggot than Ragnar.
Ginger girl was better girl.
Wait, not only is it raw it's not even fucking pealed. How? That's like eating a orange with skin still on.
>ywn wash your shieldmaiden wifes feet in steamed water after a hard day
>After thorunn leaves, bjorn refuses to take his daughter, Siggy, under his care, stating that he doesn't want anything to do with her.
>Later Siggy is found dead lying in mud. It doesn't affect Bjorn in any way.
Bjorn is a literal nigger
Aslaug cucked Lagertha so damn hard it's funny.
>Be Lagertha more barren than a desert
>You can't sleep because the bed is rocking and the noise of your husband breeding a fertile 6'1 gigastacy next to you in bed.
>She has his babies
Nothing personal Lagertha lol
>lanklet
You'll never tall women until have long pretty legs wrapped around you and fuck in awkward positions.
is that Neymar?
never said that it was bad
was that really necessary,
did she fuck lagertha too?
Yes they had threeways
>no one in town gave a shit besides sigurd, i believe
tragic
Thanks for the analogy, I had trouble conceptualizing what this would amount to
Im sure i could smash irl, i'm no virgin
>new is always better
Why didn't Ragnar lie about Knuts death? Could have said that he died in battle and there would be no drama.
everyone, look at these beta orbiters
Bros I am fucking scared. I don't want to continue watching. He is going to do something really bad isn't he?
Based father
>Ragnar fucks any woman he wants
>This is okay
>His wife fucks a literal god
>You unfaithful whore >:(
Explain
He was living out his James Cameron fantasy
So what if he loses half his runes
Praise Sol
>166121829
She fucks Sol?
Yes
sol isnt real
You degenerates sicken me!
>I've never watched this show
>t. theists scum
Sol is literally Mother who travelled into the past
Ragnar wants more sons and Lagertha is finished after birthing Björn the Cuck.
Too bad that lanky bitch doesn´t manage to bring anything worthy to Ragnars seed in the world either.
A cripple and three wimps.
Vikings Season 4
>"Ragnar on Drugs"
is high-kino, of the viking-tragedy order
>drenches her couch
it's not ridiculous, it's even logical if you think about it.
When you're single, you're a wildcard,
You can be single because you just haven't found your match yet even though you're a an okay guy. Or you're a single because you're an horrible person in one way or another and nobody wants you. Getting with you is a risk.
But if you're with someone it means that another woman validated you as a person worth being with, so no risk dating you.
And there is also the bafling fact that some people only wants what they can't have.
It all makes sense when you realize vikings were the niggers of white civilization. Kind of like slavs but whiter.
Didn't vikings create a slavic kingdom?
Rus > Muscovy
is this lady eating onions?
UHHH I think I know why my man done gotten some strange.
that chick is australian just like him. he felt he had more in common with her
I don't know anything about this show but the girl on the left is smoking hot and is basically perfect
How historically accurate is this show?
Decently accurate actually.