What is the quintessential movie snack?

Ah, the eternal seethe, we are the main protagonists of this world chaps and don't you for get it!

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Popcorn

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pie on a barm

Nothing. Sit for two hours and watch a movie without stuffing your mouth, you fat fuck.

for me? its toads in a hole

>lost global hegemony a century ago and have been irrelevant ever since
>w-we're the protagonists!
Holy britcuck delusion.

sick freak

Jordan Almonds

I just buy a jar of pic related from the supermarket and drink from it.

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Based on how bad that would taste, I think a more appropriate snack for you would be a handful of Haloperidol pills and a ball gag.

good lord. no wonder Brits are so fucking fat

based and snackpilled, I'm partial to reeses pieces in mine with a dr.pepper, no ice. I'm not getting jewed out of any soda

>no cheese and curry sauce
Gay

>no ice
why does this always come off as effeminate?

>non-California cucks eating their shitty snacks while watching capeshit, female-centric comedies, and Will Smith movies
>California chads eating their burritos while watching soulful true kino.
There really are two Americas.

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Based unhinged user.

masculinity so fragile

buck meat

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>Popcorn is...le bad
>Choclate is...le bad
You guzzle cum don't you?

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...

with brown sauce

Dunno, dont care. Let me know when you figure it out, I'll be sipping a full, un-watered down glass of Dr.Pepper

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You posted it you top cunt

you definitely gobble the wiener

Together? Don't ever tell your psychiatric or they'll never let you out of the building again.

Sir, I am afraid we don't serve those

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just eat them seperately, mixing them will warm the mnms and stain your fingers and everything you touch.
don't be the nigger who makes a mess at the kinoplex

Have you even tried? Seriously just try some peanut m&ms and popcorn. It's sweet and salty like many combinations of food, like chocolate covered pretzels. My psychiatrist eats this too

Only if I'm getting paid, especially if I'm getting paid.

based moviesoup enjoyer. i'm so happy campbell's make the pop-tops now. i bring a few chicken noodles in and sip on them. not ideal that i can't heat them up, but the last time i tried bringing a hot plate into the theater the usher called the cops because he thought i was trying to smuggle in a bomb LOLOL

T.circumutt

>front row of the kinoplex
>call over the gyro vendor to cut me off some more meat with his electric gyro meat cutter

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chewing gum
can americans really not go 2 fucking hours without grazing like cattle?

But they'll hire you?

I get some odd looks occasionally (almost always from women)

You know what, Robert? What's YOUR favourite kino snack? I trust and value your word more than anyone's

>gyro
Ashamed of just saying kebab?

We don't call it that in America, wise guy. So your comment is non-sensical.

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No one calls it kebab in America because we have Greeks here not mudslimes.

Yous ass, user. You do be looking juicy in those jeans.

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Deep fried lard + ice cold high-fructose corn syrup

Kebab =/= Kabob

greek kebabs are fucking rank. give me a proper turkish doner

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. No surprises that it comes from Scotland

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I hate that video, everyone in the UK knows not to get a chippy munch box from a fucking Indian takeaway.

RateMyTakeaway is a fucking shill channel. He never rates fuck all, even when it's obvious he's eating pig swill

shut up, this dude is doing good work by showing us the culinary horrors of England

Literally gettttt in muhhh belllllly

It's called cheburek you retarded mongoloids and it's not British you obsessed fat mutts.

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I thought we called it Shawarma, not Gyro. What state are you from?

Looks average by British cooking standards.

I think it's only shwarma if it has certain spices on it.

Yeah, I like the guy and respect that he has kids to feed and also doesn't want to ruin a restaurants reputation by giving a bad review. But a food review channel should be one hundred percent honest.

Greek spotted, its a fucking kebab here too and kebabs can be shishkebabs or doner kebabs. Btw modern Greeks have absolutely nothing to do with ancient Greeks. Stupid mutts.

I think they're all the same shit but each country calls it something different and claims they invented it. Don't mexicans use this cooking method for tacos too?

That's more like a Scottish bridie

those are empanadas

Nice Jamaican beef patty.

popcorn or a similary non messy food you can eat without looking away from the screen that wouldnt start to taste bad after and hour like peanuts or chips. is way to complex as a kino snack, you would have to look down to pick up the pizza thing and be mindfull not to get crumbs all over yourself, it also looks like it would get cold and taste like shit 10 minutes into the movie.

The original movie theaters served deviled eggs. We need to bring that back.

For me it's chocolate raisins

Whatever that shit looking thing is, if you're putting that into your body, it would explain the fatty deposits that traveled your bloodstream and are now jamming up your cognitive functioning. Which, ironically, would also dim your IQ enough to keep you to eating more of that shit, leading to a vicious circle of ever increasing consumption and ever decreasing brain power, until one day you're confined to your bed and barely able to do anything else but gesture weakly for your favorite treat, this weird fried british thing.

They look a bit too flat to be empanadas

boiled corn - extra butter

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You are the nigger for trying to tell me how to enjoy my kino