Northbros

Looks based. Like an ad for white people telling them to take fate of their nation in their own hands.

Bjork is in a movie?

>A film by Hideo Kojima.

>ad for white people
Kek, can I get one at Amazon? I like the fish like model on the right

oldest trick in the mystery box book

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>so tremendously based the average white man knows exactly what movie it is without the title
who's ready to RETVRN TO EVROPA?

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Ana Taylor Joy is Latina.

only marketers high on their own farts believe normal people are like this
they are too close to the problem
>spend countless hours thinking of ways to promote movie
>I know about this so everyone else must, and care
It the same reason people can't hear the dialog anymore
>we spent hours editing the film
>heard the dialog hundreds of times
>know it by heart
>mix it poorly
>duh, why can't people who hear it the first time understand it?

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about and you should kill yourself.

if you're white you can actually see the title, but if you have non white blood the writing becomes invisible

Almost everyone on the internet know about this movie

>Ana Taylor Joy is Latina.
>Taylor Joy
>Taylor
>Joy

She’s pure blood Anglo user.

Calm down Amerimutt. You have no connections with Scandinavian people.

but my ancestors were...

The only people care about Eggers is to debate whether the movie is called The Witch or The VVitch. Most overrated director in history.

It's a bold big dick move of saying that they know you know what movie it is.

They only want white people to see it so the requirement of doing a 3 second Google's worth of research filters out everyone else.

Let's compare DNA results and see who the mutt is

looks like a marketing campaign. that guy is an idiot, can't recognize teasing, or has never seen it before.

It's gonna flop hard

Who cares what she is? She's ugly as shit and detracts from whatever media she is in

someone probably put the title in the "DO NOT PLACE ARTWORK HERE" layer in the file and no one at the print shop cared to check

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It's not an ad.
It's a reminder for kino-sseurs, and no one else.

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Explains why she looks like a crippled fish.

It could do well, Americans love vikangz

Flop incoming

simple

they don't want people on the subway to get confused when they're traveling southbound and seeing "northman" on the wall

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You misspelled Ari Aster

The language we're communicating with literally comes from Denmark.

Are there any black people in this movi?

Clearly not even meant to advertise the movie but to intimidate city dwelling anti whites

>[untitled]
KINO

unironically this

the haplo schizo autist is gonna spam every single thread about this movie isnt he.

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>Eggers puts his name on the ad 3 times
>doesn't even mention the title
Pretty based ngl

fuck me man, if i could personally murder all these muddy audio mixers i'd have done it already
for the last 10 years that shit has just gotten worse and worse it almost seems intentional

What phone game is this an ad for?

holy shit lmao

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lol

Might be something as simple as the white logo being set to overprint. Happens sometimes when a designer copy pastes the logo from another workfile that has overprint settings. It's a young graphic designers worst nightmare, and a very easy mistake to make.

This is why you ALWAYS do a test print before ordering thousands of different ads.

Robert Eggers has never had less than 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. But sure

Are they supposed to be vikings? Why are they dressed like caveman?

>BY VISIONARY DIRECTOR ROBERT EGGERS

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>HE'S A FUCKING EGGER!

Yeah they do. Plenty scandi genetics in the US. Sounds like you're the mutt projecting.

Looks so out of place in LA lol

tfw no ships or bros to raid other ethnic groups with

Vikings were backwards savages before they accepted Christ.

Anglo saxon descend from fish, that's why they live in swamps they are amphibians not mammalians

why does he like eggs so much

Does the person behind something like that usually get fired? It sounds like something I would do if I was in graphic design

>make some shitty film and name it "That Vikings Movie" in one week and release it world wide same day
>people in cinemas asking for tickets to "That Vikings Movie", refering to The Northman, but getting tickets to "That Vikings movie instead"
>Get first weekend revenew world wide until the mistake is aknowledge and ran away with the money

Someone please do it, you still have time.

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This is going to be Eggers' first real breakout movie, where he moves from merely acclaimed indie guy to the next great American director, imo
Not that this will already put him at that level but it will be the first major step

That statement was scathingly true lol

more like based before they became cringe

You sure you got your tribes right? I don't think you have that right.

They look like my landlord and his family except unshaven.

Europoors just do that to rile up retards, don't be a retard

>the american Denis Villeneuve
yikes

I'm a spic and I am scandi as well. Fuck you nigger

HAHA wow that's heckin funny, imagine if that happened haha! what a funny hypothetical you've made up, very comedic! like, I could almost imagine this happening, and imagine the amount of money you would make! people could totally fall for this haha

you've totally posted on this website before, I can tell!

have an updoot, friend!

More like the next Kubrick

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there hasn't been a decent ARG since
whatever this trick was they haven't done it again

what a terrible poster

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a director gets too close to naming them and gets committed jewicide on despite being of the tribe?

Thank you for posting the unedited version of the picture.

>bark kent
what is that supposed to mean?
does it imply that he is named after clark kent?
like someone out there has a super dog, but decided to name him after clark kent. not after superman, no, but after supermans human alter ego.
so the person known clark kent personally, because clark kent isnt famous, but the person names his dog after his acquaintance clark kent, without knowing that clark kent is superman. but just decided that is a fun name for his dog?

or is it the alter ego of the dog? because the dog just looks like a superhero and is a dog, why would he need an alter ego? and if he did, why wouldnt he have a different attire for his alter ego, like clark kent, so that it wouldnt be obvious that the dog bark kent is in fact a superhero, hes not wearinng glasses, he clearly has a superhero cape.

i dont get the joke

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Makes sense

With his insistence on only doing period pieces, which is in reality just an excuse to avoid all the contemporary politics and to have an excuse to have a white cast, he seems very likely to go that same route, yeah. And with his worship of Kubrick he might even be aware of his similar trajectory, which is why he self identifies as a Romantic (dying for his art and message).

>breakout movie
Box office nerds are calling this doa already

Based movie about Jesus on a boat

Someone is getting a promotion atthier marketing firm, unironically

They know fookin nuttin ye mad rat

They should release another trailer because they haven't even shown Hafthor yet

I just want to see more Anya

She's literally Latinx

Put your big brain to the task one more time, but it would be a bad sign if it failed again, so maybe ignorance is bliss and you should just drop the subject

She's part Spanish which makes her Hispanic/Latinx

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Who is that alien-looking mutant on the right?

why is she latina if she is part spanish?
spain is not in latin america

>hispanic or latin
>brazil
lmao

Brazil is Latinx

>1 generation of HFCS and the American genome has been written into the body, indelibly, permanently, distinctly.

That's not how print shops work.

t. print shop owner

a ni- black. the other is horse-face aoc

She's not "part Spanish", her MOTHER is part Spanish. You really want to call her "literally Latina" just for that?

No, it isn't
Brazil Is a bit of white people, a bit of black people and a ton of mixed race

>white (europe, middle east, north africa)
i dont understand are they talking about genes or heritage..or actual skin color?
because i genuinely didnt know that there were white people indigenous to the middle east or northern africa. did i just do a stupid? was this common knowledge?

t. european and so fucking white i am see-through

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can't wait

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Brazil has indigenous Americans

hfcs, seed oils, microplastics, groundwater estrogen, 400 million tones of ocean-borne microfibers working their way into every living organism on the planet
we're just fucked in so many ways and there doesn't appear to be a bottom

Normalfags will feel smart for realizing that "Bark Kent" is a pun on Superman's alternate identity.

>white people indigenous to the middle east or northern africa
They aren't indigenous, they're there from colonization. Europeans, as the name suggests, are from Europe and Europe only. If you find them elsewhere it's because they moved.
You're not stupid, it's just a very zealously suppressed topic of discussion.

>She's literally Latinx

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>Twitter posting
kys

youtu.be/JwI51znLN1o?t=20

America in charge of ethnicity

Yes, all 7 of them living in the amazon forest
I can count with the fingers on one of my hands all the native americans I've ever seen here

>Sudanese are considered White
>Spanish people are not considered White
Interesting

AND HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE VERY SAME APPLES, EGGERS?

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Well they mixed with the white invaders

do you want to talk about your 7 fingers on one hand deformity, or is it a touchy subject?

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This movie is triggering the tanned

I don't recall saying that I've met every person in Brazil

But, she made a tweet about it... that's excellent marketing

>invaders

>reading comprehension

>white """people"""
>complete and utter failure
no surprise

They ain't even got super powers like Black Pantha

That map is just wrong

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nobody cares about your hp latex printer, that's not a print shop that's a garage side hustle

They're mixed white+native therefore Latinx

Ok, brainlet, whatever you say

I hope this comes out on HBOMax, cant wait to get myself a hot n ready pizza from lil ceasars and a cool crisp ice cold bangs root beer to properly digest this kino

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We're still in the middle of a pandemic though so going to the cinema isn't smart. You'll be risking your own life and other people's lives.

those cheapies from little caeser's are the best tasting pizzas on the market

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Your so fucking stupid and got your ego threatened by a post that wasn't even too difficult to understand. That hit to your ego becomes anger and frustration. LOL Off yourself

Now they'll have to change the title like 'Live Die Repeat'

one of the ugliest women on earth
don't be fooled by hollywood stylists who are paid to hide her ugliness as much as possible

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is Bjork really in this or does she just sing or something

i see a flop coming...

I agree. Just last night I ordered pizza for my wife and her children. I very clearly specified No Contact. I get the notification on my phone that our driver is in the neighborhood. I begin to slightly perspire... Will he listen? There's a knock on the door; that's alright. They always do that when they leave it on the porch, just letting you know it's there. I spring up and start jumping and clapping like a seal to get the children excited. "Pizza's here! Pizza's here!" My wife laughs and says, "You're so good with them." I go to open the door. The fucking delivery guy is just standing there. MASKLESS. I'm in shock. I start trembling and seeing stars, I'm not good with confrontation but my righteous rage is compelling me to speak. "Sir," I say, "are you aware that we're in the middle of a FUCKING PANDEMIC?" No sooner are those words out than my wobbling knees give way, and everything goes dark. I had fainted forward, and tumbled down the steps, and broken several teeth.
So needless to say, I'm not having a good time with these chudsters who don't realize the PANDEMIC ISN'T FUCKING OVER.

If she speaks spanish, she is latina . It is a language community

I hope you and your wifey are quadruple vaxxed?

>Bjork is in 2 scenes. yodels and sings in her native language. that’s it. not even exaggerating.
Bjorkbrothers...

She's in most of the visions

Bachelorette is my favorite song of all time

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I had a similar experience when I was walking home with all my shopping bags and a man walking down the street without a mask approached me. I scrambled to get my phone out to take a photo but, in my nervousness, IN dropped the phone and it skidded under a nearby parked car. Before I could crouch down and pick it up, he had already walked past and had his back to me. In the end, I had to post the experience on twitter without the photo, which made me relive the trauma all over again.

i hate you bugnigger, i hate you so much
i should know better than to give you (you)s but i legitimately want to harm you

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Is Robert Eggers secretly Kojima?

kino

FUCK
FUCK YOU

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Would you perhaps be up for sharing contact details and meeting me and my wife? We're always looking for new friends to play with... :) (Proof of vaccination required)

Keep it secretly, not many know

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youtube.com/watch?v=JNJv-Ebi67I

>Latinx

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I agree with the argument that they are close to the problem but no for the reason you provided.
Being in a marketing team for something that is essentially A list movie requires credentials and years of experience.
>inb4 nepotism
Marketing isn't exactly buisness that is on payroll 24/7, marketing team that worked for a billion dollar blockbuster dosen't always replicate it's previous success in fact, it's exception to the rule. It's not a field worth of nepotism.
These people propably worked on dozens on project and are far too good at their game, and therefore mostly overlook or overcomplicate things.
>tl;dr
best marketing is done by inexperienced 80 iq retards