Anti morbius retards on suicide watch

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Just got back from the theater. I've never had a movie experience like this before, the whole room was packed. I counted at least 3 standing ovations.

MorbiusSweepers, when's the next planned viewing?

That’s a lot of Chinese

what do you mean next? we're watching it now, we're watching it again, we're not stopping until they have to drag us out

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Big Dick Energy

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MOBIUS? more like MONEY B US

We made it, MorbiusBros

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Why does Jared Skeeto still get work?

>4.8trillion
So it didnt even break even ...pathetic

Oh my god is his shirt untucked in that image? What a fucking monsterous rebel.

youtu.be/NP41_cT4Q58

>Thick 11-12" cock
Hello Jared

burst out laughing goddamn it

>ugly roastie makes up sex stories as if she's ever been wanted by any human being
wow suprising

Morbinions, this is huge...

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youtube.com/watch?v=lXsbUsvVLMg

Let's see Paul Allen's penis.

>sonic
soulless
>morbius
SOVL

Your soul is poop smeared toilet paper?

i stood next to Jared "Emperor" Leto while he got sucked off by an underage boy at Subway, ama.

Only 4 trillion? LMAO

Who else here a /moviecuck/?

kino, handmade, artistic setup
vs
cringe, corporate, uninspired typical run of the mill movie setup
Holy fuck Morbiuschads, this is some easy winning

Maybe don't hook up like a free whore just because someone is famous?

how did you resist to participate on sucking Jared's glorious cock?

Lmfao. Tyresebros...theres no coming back from this

That dude is super jacked now.

i was too busy crying and having an out of body religious experience to beg him to use my mouth as his personal urinal. also i was covered in shitty stale bread and wilted greens.

me on the left btw

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Jared "God Emperor Of Mankind" Leto just pissed on all these women for over an hour, no women was left undrenched, Jared has superhuman bladder.

The dude can't even get hot followers. Is he fucking cursed or something.

he keeps the hot ones separately

>implying you wouldnt impregnate every single one on the middle row there
ngmi

Jared pls

Based

Wtf is a morbius?

I have been laughing out loud every single fucking time I see a Morbius sweep image, it's insane

So someone in Zimbabwe saw it?

Award winning Morbius!

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Just do what Captain Marvel did and buy tickets

>women have sex fantasies with Jared’s big dick

Reelofcarter says it’s good, then it’s good

you don't? what are you, gay?

This is it, the first and only TRVE KINO humanity has ever made

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No but Jared Leto is

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This would quite literally be the biggest movie of all time

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No more please. This is too much

i bet you say that to your boyfriend (female) all the time

KEK

nice cope #madatmorb

We got too cocky DCbros

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Jared Leto is, in fact, the cursed alter ego of the one known as Morbius. Look at these good folks spread HIS Word.

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>people are still #MadAtMorb
lol

>Two tickets for Morbius please

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cope
Leto won

This isn’t funny. Stop posting that picture

Morbros, after seeing Morbius™ for the sixth time (it gets better every watch) I'm in dire need of a sequel. In fact, dare I say I need #MoreMorbius.

i read this out to my girlfriend and she started laughing, if you made this you could of have a woman but im gonna have her instead, im ntring you funny man

see

Thanks to the netflix and Disney+ deals the movie is designed to be full proof it will make a profit and get a sequel. I just hope they don’t bring the AOC bitch back

Is that his sister

if you are a father this is your daughter fate
except it will not be some movie star it will be a nigger and your girl gets robbed and stabed at the end haha

Is that the Carcassonne couple?

Morbros..... we won.

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>4.8 trillion
In Zimbabwe.

Morbius has soul, I can't believe how badly it's filtering midwits.

Bros I didn't think a humble comicbook movie had the potential to bring about world peace but Morbius has only gosh darn heckin' done it. Unreal!

Girl has a nice body but a really weird face

Haven't visited Yea Forums in weeks, what's the deal with the Morbius meme?

it's the best film ever made by humanity. A straight up masterpiece that cannot be top

Everything in it is autism kino. It’s basically like the dark Knight rises

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good evening sirs

hi jared

>mathematicians can't keep up the number of ticket morbius sold, they have to create another way of counting above what we alredy know

where where you when morbius sold 5.6 morbillion tickets and made around 935 morbillion dollar in 1 week !!!!

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i was at home drinking cheap beer while pondering why i didn't get another ticket to morbius instead

then what are you waiting go buy two ticket now

#MorbBucks

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Thank you for your original joke.

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Vampirebros, we fucking won.

What's some kino Morbius comic book?

I wonder when he does the mass suicide thing

lol

Kek

this is like a shitty version of mortposting

After the first Blade movie and Morbius deleted scene there was a rewrite to the comics where Morbius bite is what have Blade his powers. Before he was just a guy with strength.

His run on Midnight Sons is cool. And you get to read up on Moon Knight Doctor Strange werewolf by night and a whole bunch of occult characters.

Obviously Morbius is well known for his run on the animated series. Say what you want but those episodes were great

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4.8 trillion
DC bros I don't feel so good

——Amazing Spider-Man #101-102 his intro
——Maximum Carnage storyline. It spans across several titles I had to look them up (Amazing Spider-Man #378-380, Spectacular Spider-Man #201-203, Spider-Man #35-37, Spider-Man Unlimited #1 & #2, Web of Spider-Man #101-103)
——-The Amazing Spider-Man/Lizard: No Turning Back. (Anti hero stuff)
——-ultimate Spider-Man (he’s descended from Dracula in this alt reality)
——-rise of the midnight sons and midnight sons unlimited (it’s cool if you’re into the more monster genre)
——-the living vampire 1-9

These are some of the more popular Morbius titles

MORB MONEY
MORB PROBLEMS

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That honestly makes it hotter.

the morb mob is dangerous and must be stopped

tell me something about morbius

Why does he have fangs?

His blood saved Spider-Man when he turned into ManSpider and Kraven helped. Making me think the Sinister 6 movie will be them helping Spider-Man in some capacity and saving him from being a monster

not into comic books.saw him in that 90s spiderman cartoon. but forgot the whole thing until this movie came out

IT'S MORBIN' TIME!

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DISNEYTRANNIES BTFO

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He can actually be possessed by more powerful demons that change his behaviors and mental state and powers

haha classic Morbius
#letoarmy #Morbsquad

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youtu.be/l7CVjyoYxqQ?t=26

Punchable face.

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a disneygoys i am #Morbified

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>critics SEETHING so bad over Morbius they dropped its RT Score from 17% to 16%
MORB THEM UP;

Wow, that guy did not age well.

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He was also in the newer Spider-Man cartoons. I think venom and Spider-Man teamed up to fight him in that. Idk newer shows don’t have the same soul as the 90s

Also here’s a picture of the deleted Morbius scene in the first Blade movie. He was gonna be the main villain of the 2nd movie

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>supposed to be Greek
>named Michael Morbius
I get it, it's a play on Morbid but Jesus Christ, why can't comic creators use an ounce of logic?

>gay rainbow flag

How shocking that some young roastie creates a fanfiction where she gets to fuck a celebrity and simultaneous live out her rape fantasy to also feel like a victim at the same time.

Her imaginary encounter sounds like the average blown-out roastie's wet dream.

Moon Knight is suppose to be a black Egyptian but marvel hated it so they redrew it multiple times they wanted to butcher the whole thing because they wanted Moon Knight to become batman its rather sad and egotistic.

Fucking Snyder bros are trying to mov the morb. Well fuck you Snyder chuds Morbius is coming to take over the justice league next

m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_VfC4qxEiE

What the FUCK are ou talking about you dumb nigger? WHen MK was created they gave him the Spector surname because it sounded like spectre, then Moench was told it was Jewish so they retconned him into a Jew. Where the Hell do niggers even come into this? Fuck off with your hotep ass back to tumblr.

lel

What do you think of the theory that Morbius and the Mobius guy from Loki are the same person?

>4 months over 17
>4th rockstar she got fucked by
>she clearly sucked off more
Where the fuck do they find these girls?

They come to you without even asking

holy shit

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Nah Morbius more kino. Though I did hear Loki did the best out of the Disney+ shows

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I'm more surprised that actual retards like you, who believe this shit, truly exist.

The story was hot though

finally, capekino is back on the menu

But why is everyone so #MadAtMorb?

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user this stuff happens

his dick obviously isn't that big but a woman not knowing how big a dick is supposed to be is well within the realm of reality too

that shit is honestly fucking tame compared to the kind of stuff that actually happens with some of these total fucking degenerates

damn

This, she came out still alive and with all her naughty bits still attached, no biggie

this ironic morbius posting really needs to stop

We just can't stop winning

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do chuds really

found a #MadAtMorb retard

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can you reread ape? THEY SCRATCHED MOON KNIGHT SO MANY TIMES BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE SHIT YOU ONLY UNDERSTAND THE WORD BLACK MOTHERFUCKER

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Kino

What's the appeal of Membiusing? Mortdecai is on its face silly and hilarious to faux fan. But Morbius just seems like a generic superhero movie.

you sound #Morbified

>it's a real post

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#MadAtMorbius