Soooo

Got around 30k words into it and decided to scrap it. Around 13k into the new version, which I like a lot more.
I think I'll let my therapist and maybe a few friends read it.

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>adorably sleep voice

I am writing a Sherlock Holmes parody that takes place in the 1990s. Holmes in this version is immoral and his drug addiction had taken over. A rich jewish executive hires him to not solve a crime, but hide clues and "alter" evidence to blame a crime done by a rich actor on a black.

I have something it isnt good though.

That's what makes it good to edit, having things to polish. Let's see it, then.

I have the characters, the plot, the action, all in my mind, but I'm afraid of starting.

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John Dies at the End and its sequels have already been written.

Not great. At this point it’s just a free associative journal with an overarching plot that sometimes creeps in once every 40 pages.

Shitty fantasy novel is at 17.6k words currently. Its horrid but I cant quit after all this work so screw it.

Do it. Even if it sucks it will make you feel accomplished. My current work sucks but ever since I've started my attitude and energy has improved. But consistency is key. Write everyday, sometimes alot, sometimes a little.

Finally published the vampire book. I’ll go to the local book store tomorrow to follow up with the manager about when I can do a signing. Now I’m in full promotion mode. These people want me to have a full “online presence” and told me I need to have an Instagram and Twitter and Facebook author page. I don’t want those things. I’d rather be writing new stories. The effort it takes to upkeep those accounts sounds like an incredible waste of time

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Should I self publish? Pros, cons, thoughts?

Hey, David Spade has a whole bit on the dollar store pregnancy test! You're cutting edge, just like him! Neato. Did you know he's in a bhad babie video?!

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>finish a 20k word project
>it's just Dubliners
>delete

Find somebody to be a social media manager. Call them an intern and don't pay them.

Outlined the whole thing from beginning to end. Can't find any peace of mind to actually write though. Constantly feeling uncomfortable and mentally stressed even when I'm supposed to be relaxing, because my wife and I fight a lot. So I've got my outline for everything I want to say and just need to write it.

I would just keep trying to get it actually published for like 20 years if you can. Revise it as much as you need to and just stick at it as a hobby while you work another job.

29k words in, going halfway through the second chapter. It's the most I've written in a while.

What are you writing. Why are your chapters so long?

It's a sort of sci-fi novel but I'm dividing the story in the arcs so I can organise myself how the events work better in my head. Once it's finished, I'll work on dividing the chapters into shorter sub-chapters but for now my priority is to have long chapters to be able to separate the events better (for me, at least).

Hello. I'm the user who was eagerly awaiting the publishing of your vampire novel. I don't know if you remember, but we chatted about it a few times. I'm pleased to hear its out and doing well.
Where might I be able to pick up a copy? I'd really like to read it and see how it turned out.

You know how archaeologists dig through giant piles of 3,000 year old trash mostly to read receipts? That's what this reminds me of. Mad comfy.

Its coming along, 6 million words total.

The revolution of the 1800s that saw the Kings of Europe overthrown and was mistakenly believed to be the beginning of a bright new future. However there was a key mistaken made in that prediction, most likely encourage by those who were left, the Capitalist Elites.
Kings and Elites were murdered, overthrown, killed and replaced yet the main imputus, ally and tool of those very Kings and Queens remained. The tax collections, the monopolies, bankers, media mogals and financiers of international power where now out of the limelight.
They were remembered as they wished to be remembered, as weak as they wished to be considered, people were as powerful as they wished the people to believe as they were now in full spectrum control.
The 1800s was the true golden age of the monied elites, or lets say it, THE JEWS.

They sank the Titanic with those who were against the International Banks and made it a beautiful story of elites mixing with commoners as a final stab in the back and redirection as tragic accident. They started WW1 and WW2 as a means of changing the world into their image. To destroy the New nation of Germany they Bismark forged, and to finally destroy Hitler who sought to reforge the broken empire. To test the new means of control of Capitalism Vs Communism, ultimately both under their control as they often went to either to see which they liked more. The Holocaust was the seal cap of WW2 so that no Hitler could come again to try and reforge the world from their wishes.

The Cold War created the perfect diversion from their antics. Finally through a number of starter wars in the Crimia It was now to take Iran. The 1960s revolution failed to control Iran through capitalism. So they tcreated a fake Islamic Revolution in Arabia to weaponise Europeans against the Jewish enermy who they wished to rid around Israel. America was still lukewarm to intervention and so Israilies infiltrated the government and American politics through Neo-cons and Neo Liberalism. Using predictive programming and behavioural analysis of the 1970s Jews expertly controlled the American media to ake 9/11 a key memory in American history that would weaponise America against Syria. 11 years in and

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Email?

Based. Are you actually writing about this? Because I'd buy it. The redpill book.

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