Fellas am I gonna make it?
Fellas am I gonna make it?
Andrew King
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Jaxson Ward
>Stephen King
Nolan Rivera
I believe in you user. As long as you don't do cocaine you can get better.
Austin Hernandez
>Arthur C. Clarke
I don't know how to feel about this.
Juan Bailey
>David Foster Wallace
Cringe
Cameron Bell
>tried one of my paragraphs from a purposefully ridiculous analysis of a porn VN
>pic
>try other paragraphs
>the majority still give me pic
I've never read the man and I still feel called out.
Owen Ramirez
>Typed in a passage from a Jean Genet novel
>you write like George Orwell
>text from an email from one of my professors regarding colonialism
>you write like Jane Austen
>Passage from Proust
>you write like HP Lovecraft
Wow this thing really works!
Noah Nguyen
i tried a tolkien passage and it gave me arthur clarke
Daniel Thomas
fuck
Easton Thompson
That's strange. There's a Tolkien badge there, I got it once.
Jeremiah Martinez
Fuck.
Carter Fisher
Mixed bag if I say so myself. But definitely better than the other badges you could've gotten like Anne Rice, Steven King, Dan Brown, etc...
Leo Barnes
Well, at least I didn't get someone like Dan Brown or J.K. Rowling.
Parker Brooks
what the FUCK
i'm esl
Jayden Carter
>Cory Doctorow
Who?
Ethan Richardson
Posted an old poem of mine.
Better than expected.
I’ve only read two of his novels and none of his poetry.
Michael Gutierrez
>DFW
Could've been worse, though I worry that this means societies postmodernism and navel gazing has seeped into and irreversibly corrupted my soul despite my hatred of such things. I am not even the master of my own self expression.
Angel Fisher
>Who?
A so-so science fiction writer.
Christopher Bennett
>copy-pasted an excerpt from The Road by Cormac McCarthy
>"I write like Stephen King"
Surprisingly accurate.
Noah Martin
No. wells is mostly known for his concepts, his writing is was meh for its time and is ultra outdated by todays standards
go into independent comics? seems to have worked for his son
Jacob Perry
he's a good one. he writes really straightforward. like cs lewis but without the irony
Matthew Martinez
Put a passage from one of my writings
"Stephen King!"
haha, surely if I put in another sample...
"Stephanie Myers!"
Well atleast I'll be rich, my style appeals to teens and young adult
Daniel Gonzalez
JUST
Luis Sanchez
copy pasted 7 pages from my rwby fanfic.
Samuel Lee
This thread would be better if you guys also shared the samples
I'm coping that I only got Stephen King because there was some cussing in there
Andrew Carter
so you can judge us?
I pasted song lyrics
Oh, but I know you'll cause me grief
Close friends of mine are in disbelief
As they can see what's underneath
Fluttering lashes, red lips and pearly white teethI don't show it but I quiver whenever you come near
And I cannot decipher between the thrill and the fear
I want to stop it but I like it too much to let it stop here
It's wrong but I want you tonight
It's not my own volition but I fell in deep
By running the distance I'd been advised to keep
I trot to the wolf as a doting and sheep
It's wrong but I want you tonight
got Bram Stoker
Dominic Cook
No judging, was just curious. I got Steph King and mine definitely resembles his
Caleb Nelson
Copy pasted an entry from my daily journal, I often write about religion, practice of faith, and philosophy.
Joshua Gutierrez
kino
Asher Miller
>enter my journal entry about seeing a 50 year old tranny in a bookstore
>get this literally who who has written a colelction titled "Radicalized"
This shit just scans for key words.
Henry Adams
>Anne Rice
How do I escape her grip bros?
Nolan Garcia
>Bram Stoker
Nice
Alexander Lee
>James Fenimore Cooper
Haven't read him
Hudson Long
>Arthur Conan Doyle
fine with this
Jaxson Young
the 35 y.o cooper
Mason Anderson
>Daniel Defoe
How should I feel about this???
Brayden Roberts
>david foster wallace
I copy pasted a paragraph I wrote in anger about a forum tool eating a post. I also got arthur c clarke twice and stephen king once so w/e.
Carter Richardson
same
Joseph Roberts
A favorite between the ages of 9 and 14, but no longer.
Lincoln Lopez
Really good, were it true. Enough people have proven it random by now, though.
Grayson Edwards
Christopher Gonzalez
i got the same. i guess im okay with that??
Carson Long
Input three of my writings. I got:
>Stephen King
>Ernest Hemingway
>Dan Brown
I feel insulted.
Liam Sullivan
Grayson Gonzalez
Noah Anderson
Anyone who doubted this tool BTFO
Mason Walker
I want a strong-fat girlfriend so fucking bad. It's an acrid pain to wake up and realize there is no obese yet extremely muscular female besides me,only my sweat and pillows weaving the fantasy of a perfect lover. As I go through my daily life my thoughts dwindle down to that elusive desire that drives my will yet simultaneously destroys my mental being. I wrote this. iwl.me
Michael Rodriguez
Just typed how I talked, that is, how I talk. How I can talk.
iwl.me
Is this Good? I don't, I do not care. It is mine and it is me.
Nathaniel Bennett
Damnit I'm so stupid and unorganized.
Here's the sample I gave.
>Ay you, ay you, ay you, ay you. That's a Blue... Boondocks reference. Reference, that is, Not Blue Moon, the beer, but Blue,,, something. Not a reference, but a referal pattern- that moves through the lids of the eyes, of the eyeballs, to the cornea and the, then onto the mind, and then onto my finger tips that tell me through a silicone dream that I want to listen to Asheru.
Not the song I was thinking of but here's some Asheru & Blue Black. Love these guys because they're not too (lyrically) complicated, really puts me at ease. youtube.com
Noah Peterson
I described the room I'm in and got Chuck Palahniuk. Happy with that desu.
Leo Jenkins
Suck my dick losers. Not anyone can be a literary prodigy.
John Smith
When I post small excerpts of fiction, it's Stephen King. Smaller excerpts are all over the place. When I post whole entries of stories, it's Agatha Christie.
When I post small excerpts of my essays, it's George Orwell or something. The whole essay? Agatha Christie.
Lucas Brooks
>post excerpt from Mein Kampf
>"You write like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Gabriel Bennett
I pasted the most recent text message I sent.
Carson Garcia
>go to /pol/
>copy and paste this post
>You write like J.K. Rowling
Wyatt Parker
Huh
Adrian Reed
These threads are a good indicator of how retarded the average person is with regard to metaphysics and how unready humanity is for computers that do anything remotely similar to "thinking."
For someone with a functional brain, it's easy to assume that everybody else has a functional brain too, and that when they see a machine perform some kind of recognizable function, their first instinct is "okay, but what did the machine ACTUALLY do? Yes it spit out an output that we call 'x', but it's obviously not 'doing x' in any essentialist sense, it's doing a bunch of machine-doable things that we have constrained it to do because they approximate 'x' in some useful way." But it turns out, 99.9999999% human beings are full-on retarded. If you say "The 'AI' in this game 'wants' to do xyz" they will just go "OK, the AI wants to do xyz!" without ever asking what that actually means, what "AI" is, etc. If you say "your car is 'self-driving' now" they will just go "AH OK, MY CAR IT DRIVE HIMSELF GOOD?" I'm pretty sure you could just put googly eyes on a broom and say "this is Sweepy, the living broom" and proles would go "I guess that's the living broom then."
It's literally impossible for me to imagine a mind that can hear "here's some wet fire, bro" and go "OK, thanks for this wet fire, I'll cherish it now." ??? ????Shouldn't you immediately go "How can fire be wet" or "How can wet be fire"? It's a category error, a MIND is supposed to procedurally catch things like this. If I said "bro, your flxbzblzz is broken!" you wouldn't go "OOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" you'd go "what the fuck is a flxbzblzz?" Or maybe you wouldn't, I can't tell anymore. I literally can't tell what your mind is capable or incapable of, if you're the kind of completely worthless retard who inputs random text into a random website and goes "the thing it say x = y" without first asking "what are the inner workings of this black box, how did it get from x to y?" And I don't mean that this should be a common thing people check for, like a technically optional check but one that everyone should have so that it's effectively not optional, I literally mean I don't understand how a human thought itself can not include "What do you mean 'self-driving' lol, like I understand that's a convenient designation but what is it really haha" as a step necessarily prior to "CAR IT DRIVE SELF. ME GET IN SELF-DRIVE GOOGLY EYES CAR. GO CAR GO!"
It's like seeing someone ask full questions to google, questions that aren't even full of keywords but obviously require all sorts of context only a human could know in order to answer. You understand it's a fucking keyword search, right? Or do you? I can't even fucking tell anymore. You can't ask google "what should i do today" and get a real answer, any more than your car is "driving itself," any more than a black box website that assesses random text and compares it to some database is """"making a decision""""" about what something """"is""" or is """like"""""
Benjamin Butler
I'm okay with this
Wyatt Parker
>Nabokov
Andrew Rogers
The people here putting any stock in it (apparently about half looking at the posts) are doing it as an egostroke, and surely they know it on some level. As such it's not a comparative analysis and value judgement machine, its a simple egotroking machine; it is apparently stroking some egos and as such functions that way. It requires little to stroke the ego of the paradoxically insecure yet megalomaniacal people that want to be writers, and they require little to have their ego stroked. People aren't making a category error here, their somehwhat shamefully and knowingly conspiring in an indulgence.
Jackson Perez
Andrew Hall
>Agatha Christie
Actually pretty happy. Sure it's genre shit, but it's great genre shit
James Thompson
>Raymond Chandler
Literally who??
Brody Miller
I feel honored.
Isaac Fisher
I got Megan Boyle
Jordan Morris
Nice try glowie, fuck off.
Samuel Foster
Based Correspondents.
Ian Morgan
Luke Adams
Charles Dickens
Aaron Rodriguez
whos this nigga
Easton Johnson
excerpt i wrote on the spot on my phone
Everything screamed with banality. I couldn't bare the ridiculousness of it all. So I took leave and headed straight north. It was night, an absolute night that consumed the senses and left one shuddering with dread of nothing in particular, but dread nonetheless. I went on despite that, as staying here would be self inflicted torture, torture that scarred one for life. What happened behind those maddening enclosed walls I left behind was beyond what the senses could comprehend, yet I witnessed it in all its maddening intensity. It was hell that I escaped and it has remained with me.
Michael Gutierrez
What is this the fucking seventeenth century
Brayden Mitchell
Based
Justin James
>Arthur clarke
I can live with that.
Cameron Harris
Holy shit I´m gonna make it boys.
Liam Jackson
?
Gavin Thomas
Am I a meme yet?
Asher Hughes
I've never read any of her works, but now I'm more curious than ever. I've already had my eyes on her for a while.
Tyler Campbell
I did it again, and I'm sensing some concern regarding how well that damned thing peeks under my skin.
Dominic Moore
Asher White
this user is gonna make it
Jayden Parker
Noice
Noah Jenkins
raymond chandler.
Nicholas Phillips
Kevin King
WHO??
Christopher Wilson
I got Robert Louis Stevenson, do you guys like him?
Benjamin Green
the "NIGGERS could be here" post returns Stephem king.