Books that got you pussy

If you haven't found pussy at church, or at least touched up by a minister, you haven't been trying

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Unironically The Iliad lost me my virginity.

Only in a fantasy I imagined just now though

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Shoulda gone with All the Pretry Horses. Girls would be into that from the title alone.

can u list every book u've ever read so i can skip them all?
23 y.o. virgin here times running out

My fantasy is I start crying at a particular part, and she comes over and comforts me, taking my head in both her arms and pulling it towards her chest as she kisses the top of my head, her fingers running through my hair. then she says "shhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's okay hon just let it out."
then I wipe the tears away, look up at her and say "oki babee we doin the fuck now yes?AWOOOOOOOGA HUMMANA HUMMANA HUMMANA WOOOOOOOOO" *babe whistle*

I stopped reading fiction once I finished high school. I've only been reading philosophy (especially political philosophy), economics, sociology and history (focus on economic history)

thanks ill avoid all of that

Norwegian Wood.

Bitches love Norwegian Wood.

I don’t remember. I just spouted off whatever came to mind. It was the first German thing I could think of to get a conversation going

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based

What am I reading right now?
That's SAD

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>Silmarillion and deep TES lore got me my ex-fiance
I envy you like you wouldn't believe.

A girl I've known for about a year told me that she wants to talk about her feelings with me on Wednesday after I spent 7 hours on Friday telling her about Kant and discussing personal history.

How do you talk about Kant without sounding like an autist

Not him, but people are surprisingly interested in ethics and if you are confident and charming enough they'll accept it as a weird quirk.

Story

Oh, I might lose my virginity thanks to Polybius.

finnegans wake (haven't read it lol)

My line is "You can't have any experience without the a priori." Then I ramble about my useless theories.

The Ego and Its Own helped me disregard social values, and as a result have sex with a married woman. It was well worth it, fidelity is a fucking spook.

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The Complete Plato

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I said this line to a girl, she ended up blocking me later, but not because of it: "I mentioned Anna Karenina to my uncle, he told me that the book is not a good portrayal of love and that I should read 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' instead. Well, in 'One Hundred Years of Solitude' there's a character who wants to fuck his aunt."

talked about lolita on a tinder date once and ended up getting laid. I also mentioned crime & punishment but she wasn't as impressed by that. her vagina was repulsive

Books don't get you laid

Sauce on the movie.
Also, Rupi Kaur seems to be popular among girls in their early 20s

I got into an excited conversation about Vonnegut books at a company party. The conversation attracted three other girls who didn't know shit about books but wanted to join in. People just want to sound smart sometimes and that's enough. Also it helps to be a tall good looking white guy

Based if true

"i'd like to shove my dick up your kant"

That one Asian schizo gigachad on youtube made his one night stand read Kant. So basically.... be Chad and you can do literally anything and your just so quirky and interesting xD

For some unexpainable reason I hate discussing books with women. On second thought I hate discussing anything at all with women. On third thought, I think I hate women.

Applied Calculus Test bank. Bought it with a card not attached to my name and fucked girl from class that I showed book too after we were going over answers together.

The Bible

Follow-up - not really. I hooked up with this Jewish girl and in the morning we laid in bed and swapped stories about our religious upbringing. I talked about growing up Christian and told some of my favorite Bible stories. She giggled a lot and we hooked up a couple more times after that. So I probably can't say the Bible got me laid directly but it may have played a role

link, user?

best post itt

It could be said that any given book I've read in the last 1.5 years has gotten me pussy seeing as how I get pussy.

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no that was fucking funny

I recited some poetry to a girl ones, though i got the feeling i got laid despite and not because of the poetry.

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