What do you use for a bookmark?

what do you use for a bookmark?

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A bookmark.

A bookmark

Ripped up peices of paper and pens

Anything, from bookmarks to notes from ex-girlfriends to a napkin from the last flight I was on (currently in my copy of Paradise Lost).

A picture of the open book in my mind.

>bookmark

More like pleb stick. I read every book cover to cover in one sitting.

Index cards.

I use my memory (which functions at the most basic level) to remember a simple number.

My dick.

Playing cards, the only true patrician‘s choice

Just do what I do and spit on the page.

>manuscript

It’s clearly printed

i also use cookies

>notes from ex-girlfriends to a napkin from the last flight I was on

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I shit on the page

Sorry was that a Tudor biscuit?

Same.

Based biscuit bro, although he should have used my trick of just ripping out the pages as he reads them.

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You don't use them when making notes so you can easily turn back to important passages?

I would say based if you weren't an attention whore!

I rip out the pages as I read

clean that thing motherfucker

>notes from ex-girlfriends
You just had to throw that in there, didn't you? Fucking loser.

stay jelly

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Just the first three that came to mind, what can I say :^) James' Portrait of a Lady has a bookmark, Napoleon the Great has a note from my ex, and Paradise Lost has an American Airlines napkin.

a weetabix

I was using a napkin I tore into a rough rectangle from the napkin dispensers at work before I got fired. I lost it and now I'm using a coupon from a local restaurant.

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a cigarette

beyond past and future-pilled

>fake sword
>fake guitar

user, pls

subway tickets

I come from the future, the year 2020, where books can be read on electronic devices that keep your page automatically.

Extremely relevant and correct.
All you paperplebs can stay on the losing side of history btw

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>notes from ex-girlfriends

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>flexing Plato, Aristotle, Tolstoy, Heidegger, Nietzsche, Gadamer, Homer, Woolf and a Samurai sword
Wow user very cool.

Ketchup.

>Gadamer
Would you look at that, it's my main nigga

Okie dokie Debbie downer

I just spray ketchup on the page.

>what do you use for a bookmark?
Unpaid accounts, ignored bills, ever-incoming invoices, reminders, repeated reminders, eviction orders, actions for ejections, reprimands, and foot stamps.

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>those books
>in the english language
sadly, you didnt REALLY read any of them

I've been using bicycle cards. Cheap and sturdy.

I have a kindle

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>philonigger
Kill yourself

>not weaving your own bookmark

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>Using the red & white Being and Time instead of the Blackwell's
>Penguin War and Peace

pls user

I don't even read books

rider waite tarot cards, I like to use whichever major card represents the content of the page best

if I find something interesting I use a thin color coded sticky-note and write down what topic it was/what color

>foot stamps
what did he mean by this

>You use bookmarks? I read all my books in one sitting.

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just read it from start to finish and you dont need a gay bookmark, retard

Folded up hentai pages

I make copper plate and woodcut prints and then cut em up/laminate them to use as bookmarks

BASED

The closes bookmark-like thing within my reach when I first need to use it.
Then, come hell or high water, I will use that whatever-thing as a bookmark for that book until that book is done.

Dog-ear Chads where you at?

My e reader auto remembers the pages of course

You cement the pages together?

3 tabs of acid wrapped in aluminum foil

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I just remember the fucking page I was one. And even if I get it wrong it doesn't heard to give a few pages a second glance

Just rip the corner off you semen-retention practicing, testosterone deficiant, onions gurgling, plebians.

lmao at getting a stock image because you're broke.

Bro put that shit in a freezer before you lose all that sweet potency.

Book rug. Comfy as fuck.

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Currently using this strip of canvas from the Edward Degas painting. It’s pretty comfy.

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I used to do this. I'd use money as bookmarks, but I'd also hide money in books, to keep it safe. Ever since I was a kid.
But, being a stupid kid, every time I'd get money I'd have the same idea, pick a book to be my "money book" and then promptly forget about it the next day.
Fast forward to highschool senior year, I start seriously smoking weed. My job is barely enough for gas and beer, and every spare penny goes to buying weed. Until one day I remember the money-book thing, and go through every book I can find in my house, whenever I can.
I get lucky a few times. A few hundreds and countless twenties, if I was smart about it I probably could have bought something nice. Sadly, I smoked it all away as soon as I found it.

That's not a rare Tudor manuscript.

In fact, it looks like a fac-simile of a printed book.

These guys had very good handwriting.

playing cards

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Locks of hair from Aryan virgins.

based

index cards

i write words i don't recognize on them and look them up later, leave them in the book post-read so there's always a bookmark in 'em for later reference, can refer to new concepts at ease w/o leafing through book. good for little thoughts/thematic elements, too. cheap. can use multiple.

also use book darts and a micron if i'm feeling serious

Based Pajeet

how are u doing now user?
currently coming out of a similar phase with weed myself

I just flip to a random page and read from there

I got a concussion and felt like an idiot for a month. Remarkably similar to how I was beginning to feel all the time, smoking weed every day for five years.
So I quit weed for a year and a half.
Now I smoke weed about once a week, usually not very much.

Weed doesn't have side-effects: this is a lie. It takes about three days for your brain to recover, and if you smoke before then, the effect is compounded. This is why stoners act retarded.

Weed isn't habit-forming: this is also a lie. While not technically "addictive" in the chemical sense, it's addictive the way gambling is addictive, or picking at your nails. You begin to use it as a crutch, a way to hide from day-to-day realities or deal with your anxiety.

Have you read Infinite Jest

I don't read. Why does everyone think that I read! It's so tiresome.

Stretch the book so it is permanently deformed on the page that I want.

Guns or knives
Sometimes both

I saw The End of the Tour, so basically yes

>gfs

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I'm the same user. Sometimes, just for a challenge, I maintain an erection throughout the entire book too.

Real chads use receipts and nothing but

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I don't like you.

Based pbuh

How are they in their original language by the way? You wont answer this, because you've never read them in any language.

enjoy early dementia from microplastics

>notes from ex-girlfriends
Very literary.

Pizza slices

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>foot stamps.
god i hate foot fags

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fucking based

printed out paintings

I fold the corner of the page over and use that. Can't lose a bookmark that way.

A dollar

>notes from ex-girlfriends
Based and sentimental-pilled
I was using a Polaroid of my naked ex but the marker ink she wrote on it with started smudging so I retired it.

I just rip of piece of page from the last book I read (obviously I don't need it anymore, since I read it), and use that piece as bookmark to next one. Works well I say.

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THIS

Based and nothingpersonnelpilled

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Says the paper man

My mom's used tampons

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My favourite bookmark is lost at the moment, but it's an ID card for my university from 1980. I found it in a copy of LoTR at a second hand shop.
I went home to visit and found some old YuGiOh cards in my cupboard, so I've been using them lately. I have a habit now where if I borrow out a library book I wedge the card I was using into the spine and return the book for the next borrower to find. I like finding other people's bookmarks so I thought it would be cute if I left my own in there.

>using anything for a bookmark when all books come with in built bookmarks

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Oh yeah bring on the BPA-laden thermal paper. You might be chad, but if you have a son he certainly won't.

NO NOOOOO YOU CAN'T BEND THE PAGES! FUCK YOU!

if you have ever made a point of getting a fancy bookmark you might as well be a fucking magpie. you fetishize the act of reading rather than enjoying the content of a book. any scrap of paper works fine. you don't even need the scrap of paper. just remember what you've read and you can find your place in almost no time.

>he doesn't stop reading until he finish the book
You sissy faggot, I didn't sleep for a whole week when I read Jerusalem!

This. Dog ear that shit

I steal and cut up used underwear to use as bookmarks.

I rip off all the pages ive read so there is only the unread remaining

I rip off a page I've already read and sitck it there

i burn the corner

I tear out each page as I read it.

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A smaller book.Then I use the present book with the smaller book as a bookmark as a bookmark to another larger book, which I then use as a bookmark for another larger book along with the previous books used as bookmarks.

Actually pretty cool... Did you buy it or did you just fuck up a painting yourself?

I use half-eaten biscuits.

Cum, like a Rorschach blot

i just remeber the chapter dude

>People thinking the bookmark is for remembering the page number and not easily flipping to that page in one swift movement
FUCKING CEINFE

A bookmark that my girlfriend drew for me.

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>the only correct tarot deck
extremely based

a bookmark, or a train ticket

>order a bunch of japanese design bookmarks from the chinks
>it doesn't arrive

Every page you dog-ear is another six days in Hell.

I got postcards from ex-gf. She traveled around Europe for a year and got me a postcard from every country she visited. We ended on good terms, I moved out of town and she didn't want to so not too bad.

My foreskin.

El Basado y Rojo pildora

can't believe no one here posted the correct answer yet, does Yea Forums even read?

the correct answer is: literally anything that is 1. in arms reach 2. non-staining 3. thin 4. (optional) disposable (i sometimes wonder if i've ever left banknotes in library books)

oh wait we got too distracted about the whole " notes from ex-girlfriends", but why would you even keep those in arm's reach?

based

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I do dog ears on the books and then rip the chapters out of it so it becomes lighter to carry.

I use a different bookmark for every book and then leave it in there
Random stuff, tea bag wrappers, napkins, cards, actual bookmarks, a flower, etc

Wrong. One dollar bill. Cheapest bookmark, most resistant, perfect size.

My crush was the president of bookclub back in high school, one day she made book marks for the members and had a few extra. On our way to math class she handed me the bookmark, I haven't seen her in 4 years but I still have that bookmark.

another book

Blank index card, unless its a read I want to take notes on. Then i write on the card.

>imagine being this delusional about drug use

Wussies get pussies. As daughters. From Dutch ‘Mietjes krijgen grietjes’

Based for Mason and Dixon

My man.

wtf are you me

I've read mrs. dalloway in the original language

Memory

When women "travel" they mean go around and get dicked by strangers. She wanted you to know that.

Usually a slice of salami, which I take small bites from as I read

next level.

based craftmans answer

underated

I use a kindle
>paying for books in the current year

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cry some more

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I fold the page I end on in Half
Sometimes, every other page in my book will be folded.

I stop reading with the new chapter begins. It's easy to remember where u need to start. Yeah I know i'm autistic

What, you guys don't finish your books in one sitting?

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Ok senpai can you use the wakizashi to bookmark your heartbeats??

your mom's pubic hair

Starbucks' tissues

An index card with "Mr. Bookmark" written on it

my cum but if i wait for too long it sticks the pages together and I cant read it anymore.

Katana for the main text, Wakizashi for the endnotes

Aesthetic as fuck, Vintage Int., next to Vintage Contemporary, had such great covers.