Any book to develop wit?

i want to have the greatest comebacks pls help

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Stop watching porn or viewing lustful material and read Cicero, Tully and Seneca who will alter the subconscious and weaponize it toward wit. You have a cumbrain right now. Nothing good is going on inside it. That's why it can't come up with anything.

why would reading someone from 106 BC develop my wit?

Toastmasters and Improv. In TM you can speak about literally anything. Develops actual speaking ability.

They wrote in very short witty sentences even translated hold a lot of weight and will help organize your thought process to emulate likewise. Porn on the other hand doesn't. It just confuses the brain and makes it stuck in mating frenzy mode. Its like pouring superglue in your engine.

Improv is a bad idea. Improv classes are just a cluster of unfunny people trying to be funny.

Daodejing.

But i can't coom without porn.

What do you value more?

Seconding this i've learned way more and had a lot more laughs playing poker with the guys from work than taking improv in highschool/college its fake/forced

It's proof that you're addicted.

Isn't the focus of TM improving public speaking? Seems unrelated to OP's need

da life uh johnson

I haven't been yet and but the funniest guy w really quick wit I know goes there alot.

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>old bad new good
You’re already fucked on wit

just practice

Perfect the all-purpose comeback. Whenever somebody says anything to you, just cough as if you’re repressing laughter. Then, tilt your head back a little and roll your eyes dramatically, while saying “Oh yeah, THAT’LL be the day.”

>i want to have the greatest comebacks pls help
>no u

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