ITT: incel philosophers

ITT: incel philosophers

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all of them

Bait, downvoted.

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fpbp

I mean it's true in some sense
Every philosophy is just a lament for the life of a philosopher according to Lev Shestov

no

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Neetszche

>happiness isn't also a biological imperative

fuck, why do i always put the s before the z?

Nietzsche was right about him, but he also parroted a stunning amount of his thought.

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Oh, Slavoj "Hegelian, not a Marxist" Zizek

>every philosophy is just a depressive outlet according to my favorite depressed philosopher

>married 4 times
Am I supposed to be impressed that the slew of Eastern European peasant prostitutes he calls wives, leave him after a year or two living with him?

Zizek is a sex tourist

Most philosophy expounds the obvious, often with psycho babble thrown in to aggrandize the subjective experience with a thousand degrees of nuance where there objectively is none; when it's better represented by idioms and fables than schools of thought

In today's post-postistic world, ignorance is the educated man's occam's razor

have sex

have meth

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Dilate

have kids

with me

you know fucking nothing about kirkegaard if you're unironically posting this.

>philosophy is primarily informed from the abstraction of anecdotes
>being a handholdless, kissless virgin had nothing to do with the formation of their world view

good morning gentlemen, I hate women

have biological children