Yea Forums please help, I am 23 years old, I have never had a girlfriend...

Yea Forums please help, I am 23 years old, I have never had a girlfriend, I don't know how to flirt or really talk to women about any thing romantic. Please help I don't know if its my age getting to me, or if its just societal pressure, but I want to to try and be successful at at least getting a date.

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Talk with a woman. Then ask her out after the conversation ends. It's not hard. If you get rejected then lower your standards.

Read "How to be a 3% man" by Corey Wayne and "The Manual" by whatshisname

Man fuck off

You will not get a date. You will never have sex. You will never feel the warm love of a woman's embrace, and none of your romantic interests will ever be corresponded.
If you're a 23 years old virgin then it's OVER. There's no other way. This basically means that you're too ugly and too much of an autist to get with a girl. If you had the looks then you'd definitey have a GF by now. If you weren't such an autist, you'd get a pity fuck from a fat 2/10 girl.
It's over, move on and don't think about females.

>Asking a literature board advice on socialising
>Help me get a girl

Retarded and Cringe, you guys make it seem like rocket science

Your retarded boomer parents failed you and now you turn to to their world for handouts, kill Yourself

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but I've seen worse men than me fuck girls

just give up. you're coming to a shit literature forum to request help with women. what do you want with a woman anyway? it won't solve your loneliness, it will compound your insecurities, and you will eventually lose her to any number of horrible things that will restrict you from finding any sort of closure.
you're in an ideal position, young, stupid, and primed for reading a book that you can enjoy, and a body that can likely reach its physical prime in some sort of sport easily. I suggest a martial art like boxing or wrestling.
Overall, you are undamaged by any galdragons and you should take solace in that, and look instead for something of genuine worth.
I don't mean to sound misogynistic if I do. I just think you're genuinely misguided looking for a mate.

alright thank you anons, I will take this advice to heart

You’re going down the Elliot Rodger path here pal, slow down

if they've succeeded in something that you failed at, then are they really worse?

Fat, ugly face, uninteresting in every way. I've seen them, man. And we're not talking about model tier girls.

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Yes. Girls in my country have shit taste. I'm not from America.

cope

Strange how they they only have shit taste when they don't choose you...

women are not a trophy, they're shity stinky people just like you. you won't feel "complete" when you find one who'll let you slurp her vag. it's an illusory primal urge to motivate you towards reproduction. it's all very simple shit. gaze beyond the pale, and find riches in more concrete things.
look at it this way. if you live your life well, and find purpose in what you do, and you find someone who wants to hitch a ride on your ship, then so be it, but to set your course for some siren song, you're going to have a bad time.
Step away from your hormones, for just fucking once. just once.

Just read more books and post on here. I'm sure it will help.

No, they have shit taste BECAUSE of who they end up choosing. People in the third world are fucked in the head, you wouldn't understand, my first-worlder rich fella.

You should just start enjoying life you have got to find a way to do that first.

I'm curious. What do YOU say when you talk to women? How do YOU approach them? This will be more educational than us giving you random advice and tips considering that we don't fucking know you

become a diaper rockin tool fan

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Whatever gets you by.

Just lie to them. Lie until you get what you want and throw them away.

I saw a post like this on r/Yea Forums

both good advices in their own way

>stop being human, be like me a transcendent being who is above vanities like marvel movies and getting a decent haircut. I don't need a woman or friends. I'm an ubermensch.

this but unironically

both are from the same person. me.
i never said that at all. i said pursue that which will fulfill you personally, and if on your way, you find someone to love, then so be it, but otherwise, to content yourself with mere sex or some false relationship you might gain by the advice you gather here is hardly a worthwhile goal in life. you want to twist my words to something you can dismiss with ease, so be it. but i'm telling you something important here. your life is going to turn to shit really fast if you don't work on yourself, you'll not have time to worry about women if you're wallowing in this self pity for the next fucking decade, instead you'll be so crushed by yourself that no one will want you. hell, you don't even want yourself now. why would anyone else in their right mind? why would you want anyone who would accept you as you are currently? what a god damn fool you are.

Based

Also based

You should maybe join the army it would help sort out your life. Army is good because it makes you stronger. Don't worry and get what ever you need the more you experience in you.

The more you will see things aren't so hard

Become volcel, dude. Ignore women. I've got a lot of pussy in my life and it's never worth it. Focus on God, your family and yourself.

Some genuine advice

You could do a lot of things to help yourself trying new things like roller skating. I said you should join something like the army because you would definitely be more resilient after going through combat training.

>just be yourself bro

>tfw severe psoriasis and extreme winters
You guys have no clue.

Clean up, get fit, dress better, get a better haircut, and moisturize. Shave any pubes off of your face if necessary. Pretend that the women have something interesting to say and flirt with some girl beneath you to gain XP. Any girl interest in you should show signs of interest and not want to leave immediately. My other advice would take too long to give but I am writing a guide for all the anons here to self- improve. I'll post it here when it is finished.

retard

read models by mark manson

what most people dont understand is how hard it is to get physical for some people. I can flirt no problem, if you didn't know I was a vrirgin you'd think I'd be a chad, always flirting with top women, lots of gorgeous women around me etc...
it's actually even worse because girls think I'm the ultimate chad for teasing them but never engaging things further. nahhh.... i just don't even know where to begin with touching people

like I technically don't see how I can kiss a girl, even though I have some experience. When I was 15 I lost my virginity to some girl because I was high on hormones but it was still physically awkward, like I don't know what to do, kissing is hard kek. Haven't kissed any girl in like a decade at this point.

first you must push the molecules of air out of the way and crease into fleshy communion. have you considered that your nerves must be trusted an that the filth of femininiminimity must be avoided at costs greater than your dignity? may you be protected forevermore from your doubts in this matter. you need no woman touch to validate your parking in this lot in life.

FUCK OFF FAT ASS
THIS IS A LITERATURE BOARD

Good advice