Only 4 hours to write 500 words

i'm already halfway done user, cheer for me

>have a week to write my name

it's over for me lads...

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>have the rest of my life to write a single well-written story
>no discernable talent

TAKE ME HOOOOOME

you must be arab

I like how there’s no picture associated with this one, in my mind it would be someone with a neutral expression but also a faintly perceivable well of existential doubt in his eyes.

I fucking love these threads. Please never stop making them every now and then, anons. It gives me life force

>only 3 hours to log in, figure out what my weekly assignment is, and complete it
Whatever, I'll just take another zero this week.

only 1 minute to write 120 words

typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/

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based

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that ain't hard try 2 hours for 600 words. I'll be done by 11.

This post will motivate me to do it too. Seeya faggots at 11.

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Writing for school is so fucking easy. I don't know how people struggle if they're engaged in the topic.

good luck cowboy

>Have to write a 300 word story about a memorable life event
>But in Spanish

Ok that took a little longer then I thought but at least I got it done on time.

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>It's better by hand
Fuck off, cunt.

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>700 word essay due in next week Tuesday and have only wrote the introduction
I provably would have been done by now but we have to use Harvard referencing and so I've kinda procrastinated.

>Grug need make cave painting of wife before noon.

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>50 word descripton due in 1 hour
>haven't even made an attempt to start

I'm fucked

fuck off boomer

I wrote a 2000 word essay this morning. It was really easy. Why can't you just get good?

fuck you
you just got me thinking about how many words I'll eventually have to write in the foreseeable future
eat shit

>6000 words in an entire month hah free grade
>I mean 3000 words a week is still a fucking cakewalk
>a 1000 words a day what is this grade school
>if I average a 1000 words of gibberish in an hour and spend another 30 minutes editing that gives me 6 hours to work with assuming I drop my editing standards in the second half, hopefully it's not too obvious
>3000 words in a couple of hours, I mean I can still turn it in half baked and get it graded
>a fail is good too

I once banged out a 1,500 word essay on the dangers of sex reassignment surgery (more of a rant with sources) in 20 minutes

>only half a life-time to do something meaningful
I better get a chopper by tomorrow

>13869643
>tfw did just that for a 40 pages internship report
>tfw fucked up my whome year because I wanted to play vidya gaem and read horror novels instead

It's okay though I'll code my dream game this year and get rich just you see

It's alright user. Melville sometimes spent all day on a single page. As long as you don't get stuck like this every day it'll be alright.

>Always write my essays couple hours before there due
>Barely pass
Does this make me smart or a midwit?

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50% smart, 50% lazy, 100% midwit.

literally everyone I know does this, even the class bimbo who's had more cocks in her than IQ points
I do it too but I aim for just that because I only need this degree for something else I'm working on whereas you probably aren't substituting that time for something productive