Why are people born?
Why are people born?
Gavin Evans
Dominic Campbell
Read the Bible
Gabriel Anderson
Just to suffer.
Jackson Myers
cute youmu
Jaxon Hill
Because Sex
Ryder Howard
because humans are predisposed to be coombrains
Jose Jones
Those 9 years....
Chase Foster
for anime to be enjoyed.
Logan Jones
to put pee in vagoo
Alexander Kelly
To live.
That answer doesn't cover the subject of death or the absolution from utilitarianism for that matter.
Thomas Hughes
If I may add:
Remember you will die.
Jordan Green
To fuck
Unironically
Oliver Johnson
To continue nature's self-awareness on the outskirts of desiring-production
Daniel Cooper
Because their parents fucked and decided not to abort their ass.
Eli Lewis
Because of selfish people who "want to have kids."
Asher Adams
To die
World is a fuck
I am trash man
Blake Edwards
Why do people live though? What's the point?
Logan Torres
To witness the world and by doing so give it meaning through recognition.
Nathaniel Cooper
Why are there so many Touhou characters?
Austin Williams
Benis in bagina DDD
Elijah Williams
Because we’re not birds
Nathan Gonzalez
Why are you Not At Home?
Tyler Price
To prop up the stork economy
Kayden Thomas
incarnation is a school for the soul
buddha claiming that "life is suffering" was meant more as a correction to the idea that life (as a human on earth) was meant to be all fun and games
it can and does include fun and games
but the higher dimensional spiritual game includes things like incarnation into limited physical vessels in order to create for itself a world vessel.. that after a plentitude of incarnations and lessons learned, you are given reign over your own world..
jupiter consciousness
suffer as much as possible in this life and learn and grieve and gnash your teeth, you are doing god's work, you are crystalizing the garments of your soul
Brandon Parker
butt hurt fly