Ahhhh

probably because we connect with the story line so much and imagine ourselves as the main character

>t. just coomed to transsexual anal threesome

>so high on the coom, he posts on lit instead of fit
I'm thinking that's based

>The pleasant life is not produced by continual drinking and dancing, nor sexual intercourse, nor rare dishes of sea food and other delicacies of a luxurious table. On the contrary, it is produced by sober reasoning which examines the motives for every choice and avoidance, driving away beliefs which are the source of mental disturbances.
- Epicurus

I see Platonics and Christians are still slandering Epicurus after 2000 years

This coomer wojak is effective because unlike the satirised other wojaks, it's true. I can't relate deeply to the boomer or the zoomer or the doomer despite living elements of them all. However, the coomer, with his dead expressionless stare, his dulled coherence, bloodshot and baggy eyes staring directly at himself in the mirror is something I've seen time and time again after a coom session.

I'm on 20 days of NoFap and honestly, I'd credit at least 10% of my forward march to this coomer meme. I look at him and I see mysef.

We all want to laugh at the pathetic coomers, but we know that means we’d just be laughing ourselves, so we try to become not-coomers

Is “coom” pronounced like boom or come?

If you identify with this shit you should probably just kill yourself now

Former.
youtube.com/watch?v=UFNlScYRR34

Only really valid if you're a loser/sex addict. The meme, like any symbol, obscures the nuances of the orgasm, implying it is a bad thing you should feel shameful for achieving.

Exhausting your soul and slicing a part of it, to catapult it into a tissue of paper, is one of the bigger tragedies in modern life.

>Exhausting your soul and slicing a part of it, to catapult it into a tissue of paper,
souls aren't real.

welcome to the 21st century.

>tfw no one catapults a slice of their soul into my mouth

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back you go
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

>expressionless
He's smiling???

>tfw just came
I might actually be becoming addicted to wanking. On the other hand I've been reading more the last week so it probably cancels out.

>I don't even watch porn much besides the lighting and cinematography.
What the fuck did user mean by this?

>tragedies in modern life

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you would benefit from that website more than i: rationalwiki.org/wiki/Soul

It's what your brain on Yea Forums should be

>tfw can't masturbate because my penis is broken
Get on my level faggots

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There are still addled people that believe in literal souls? Hahaha. Imagine really believing that you are losing a chunk of your essence whenever you ejaculate. Christcucks are so funny.

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wtf, why is this shit still up?

>having superficial philosophical conversation over wine and cheese with my yuppie friends is better because retard level felicific calculus

SEETHING

I hate masturbating because it tugs on all of my insecurities and makes me feel like I’m incapable of self-control. I exercise daily, I eat well, I abstain from drugs, I’m in a loving relationship (long distance at the moment), and yet I cannot stop masturbating to porn. I have long since stopped feeling naturally aroused, and I don’t even get fully erect during my fapping sessions anymore, making me feel even less of a man. Sometimes, my urethra feels inflamed when I’m done from overstimulation. And yet, I continue to do so, knowing that it is not worth the crushing embarrassment and potential hour-long physical discomfort.

Why do I do it? I have no skills, no friends, no hobbies, or even a rich mental landscape to escape to. Whatever I used to have has been lost a long time ago. Nothing else in my life but masturbation grants me a steady supply of gratification to offset the misery I experience regularly. I lose perhaps half a day every week total looking for *just* the right hit. They say that chronic masturbation will ruin my looks and destroy my soul. It has already begun. Well fine, let it get worse!

you're thing is up because you're watching interracial porn silly

this is my favourite takedown I’ve ever seen of epicureanism lmao
even though it obviously doesn’t represent it perfectly, this is exactly how most self-identified ‘epicureans’ see it today

kek BTFO

holy projection, batman

Great literature

what is the first thing to do as soon as the urge to coom kicks in? any anti-coomin litanies or mantras? oh god Im gonna coom.

Daily reminder that Nofap is a Gynoid directed mind-control conspiracy.

Fapping in full fury makes me feel so pure and raw. The penis is perfectly placed in the middle of the groin for your hand to reach it. Clamping down on that meaty hot shaft with your fist just feels so right. You feel every inch of your body heat up, your senses heighten as the tension rises. More and more sensations start billowing up from inside, the whole world becomes increasingly bright and attractive. Your mind's focus desperately whizzes around, searching for any lude image it can latch onto, fully in touch with the repressed bestial instinct.
Then, as the tension reaches breaking point, the entirety of your mental process is stopped and redirected to the buzzing singularity in your groin area. The world slows down, the neurotransmitter fog settles in your brain, as you enter the tunnel of orgasm.
That's what the coomer is all about, I have nothing but respect. Happy cooming nerds.

based

Read Coiled Serpent
Look at coomer memes
Imagine a happy merchant laughing at you, rubbing his hands
Remember the health effects, the Sahel that comes afterward
Exercise
Go to a public place
Pray
etc

>Imagine a happy merchant laughing at you, rubbing his hands
kek

Lol imagine being this oblivious to everything Epicureanism stands for.
Epicurus detested both superficial conversation, as well as fancy dining.

The only thing that post takes down is the intelligence of its poster.

doesn’t stop “”””epicureans”””” from treating is as some live, laugh, love philosophy about wine and good food and friends

Please stop it, you're embarrassing yourself.

>this nigga thinks people discovered touching their dick in the 21st century

No, self proclaimed Epicureans don't do that.
You have that misconception because "Epicurean" is thrown around as an insult for boundless degenerates, which actually tracks back to an early Christian smear campaign against Epicureanism.

>Remember the health effects
Lowering blood pressure and maintaining testicular and prostate health?

If only hunger could be as easily alleviated by rubbing the belly.

It's about self discipline you dick head, when it's time to coom your own body do the work for you while you are sleeping

coomer meme unironically hit me the hardest of any meme, which is awfully sad.

>No sex for 4 years
>Only cooms
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yeah every time i wanna jack off, that image gets in my mind coupled with "OOOOH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOM" and i instantly lose all arousal. It really works

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>However, the coomer, with his dead expressionless stare, his dulled coherence, bloodshot and baggy eyes staring directly at himself in the mirror is something I've seen time and time again after a coom session.

This reads so nice

wow that's a big coom

For prooh

lol imagine being this repressed

faggot

Imagen beeing a coomer

Don't need to ;)

I'm not him, but given how "modern Stoics" are, I don't doubt that many "modern Epicureans" are like that, since somehow "modern Stoics" are like that.

>coom in your sleep

advanced cooming tactics

That's not repression. Freud was anti-cooming, so your usage of his terminology is unwarranted, besides being incorrect from a definitional standpoint.

I find real life porn ethically disgusting so I exclusively masturbate to doujins and Erotic writing.

freud was a coke addled coomer king... You think he sat meditating like a monk before writing his works?

>the power of no coom
Imagine putting the same emotion in your writings, many of you would have a modern masterpiece between hands right now

He was very self-disciplined and controlled, and advocated such behavior in others. His use of cocaine was experimental. I doubt he meditated.

Freud was a joke tho and did a bunch of coomcaine instead

I admit that I have zero knowledge of his personal life, I just find it hard to believe that he could formulate his theories without immersing himself in his own perversion, but then again he was jewish.

nice take. i bet you haven't even read him, and can't define the most basic freudian terms

6+ years for me my man
Some days I’m convinced my dick won’t work in an actual sexual encounter (lol) but I don’t have any issues for cooming sessions, anyone have any advice? I’m worried my dick won’t work unless I’m in front of a screen. Also recently I saw my coworkers thong through her pants (why do women do that?) and it was like a full body arousal for me so maybe I’m not actually too fucked up?

>anyone have any advice?
yeah, just don't have sex

Nice that’s been my status quo for my entire post-undergrad life so far

can't have problems with sexual encounters if you don't have sexual encounters

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What the fuck is wrong with you people

Coom is meant to rhyme with boom

I shitpost the coomer all the time yet I just jerked my dick 3 times yesterday

Except for my porn addiction and chronic loneliness I’m pretty normie by Yea Forums standards

Don't forget to go to confession, lad

whomst else /fitlit/?

Pornography is a modern invention and did not exist back then. People touching peepee wasn't nearly as severe as it is today.

How clear do we need to make it?