Thank you for showing me the world of books and philosophy anons...

Thank you for showing me the world of books and philosophy anons. It's my favourite hobby besides porn now! I have this little fortress against the misery of life that I can retreat to every time and it's not shit like cartoons or movies.

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disgusting coomer
( I would kill for pic related )

I would cut both of my legs to sniff her hair.

If you're willing to go to such an extent why not reorient that will toward getting in shape, making money and socializing?

>just to to le gym bro!
i thought this board was smart

Except that's not what I said.

I'm too blackpilled.

>just go to le gym bro
>just make money bro
>just talk to people bro its easy

Cringe, quit complaining and seek help.

I see, so you're saying those things are harder than committing murder and cutting off your own legs? Even if it is hyperbole, it's a foolish notion.

Just seek help bro

>when the e-girl you're currently orbiting leaves you on read

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When I reflect that men find women so attractive that they literally buy used articles of clothing from them because of an unconscious sense that the clothing must contain some of her warmth or smell or aura, on some level my unconscious mind goes "yes this makes sense, this confirms what I suspected about cute girls having an aura of nice warm good smell because they're angels, I wish I could smell a cute girl's worn clothing right now" and it just adds to their power

I don't approve of the belle delphine paypigs and I would gas them all to save us from degeneracy, but I get it. Fundamentally I mean, I do get it.

Yes, chill in your room until you spiral into more mental illness. Keep it up bro!

I do all of those things and I'm a 23yo virgin

We all get it but that doesn't mean retraint and rationalist goes out the window

Based shawny

I almost dated a girl that looks like her but I freaked her out when I got mad that she was holding her gay best friend's hand (didn't know he was gay! still wouldn't have been happy even if i knew he liked his fudged pushed in!) she never talked to me again after

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Sauce?

23 is pretty young

I know that they don't really care about me, and just prey on my loneliness and lack of assertiveness and direction in life, yet I can't help but fall into their trap again and again.

Killing g someone is a lot easier than improving yourself

This thread confirms my suspicions that beneath religious LARP this board is just /r9k/

/r9k/ is just the barebones of all existing boards. Congratulations for outing yourself as a redditor normie.

This entire website is /r9k/ faggot. The only place that is no longer /r9k/ is unironically /r9k/

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have sex

Just did

dilate

Dilate what?

your anus

Another great literature thread.

Cope

Brainlet

Seething

I'm boutta finna beat my meat bros

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Alright kid, I don't who you are or where you live, but that is going to change. Soon. That's right, I'm going to find out where you live and I'm going to fucking KILL you. Why, you ask? Take a look at the picture you attatched to the originel post of the thread. Yeah, notice anything? It seems that you have used JEZEBELS to further aggregate attention to your thread. Big mistake, buck-o. I am going to kill you for many reasons, but the principle one will be this propensity of yours to propagate licentious behavior which is the utter buttress of our society's (and our individual souls') downfall. No no, don't bother trying to delete it, the deed is done. You were dead the moment you attached these scantily whores to your post and filled out the captcha.

You think it's easy being me? You don't know the half of it, kid. You don't know the sort of rejection I've faced. And this is my territory you;re in. I bet you thought you could just come into this board and post whatever you wanted, like Yea Forums or /r9k/, rite? Wrong. I and many others come here for the specific point of discussing LITERATURE. Read that word carefully, look it up if you have too. And while we were amiably pursing this noble subject of erudition, you came along and decided it was a propitious idea to put a libidinally charge representation of what I, and many others on this board, cannot attain on the front fucking page. You cretin. You sad, dead, little phallus-minded moron.

So in conclusion: prepare yourself. Post whatever jezebels you have left, with the time you have (it isn't very much time). I'm coming for you, bitch.