Fuck you guys for making me read this shit

fuck you guys for making me read this shit

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What, you didn’t like it?

>Sneakers
>Wire bracelet
Go the fuck back, you don’t fit in here

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>he actually fell for it

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>posted a picture holding book
>isn't a shitskin hand

begone

don't forget
>toe thumb

It’s slightly changing colour because of the cock ring he has chocked around it

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it's the first non ugly hand i've seen posted on Yea Forums so

Every time someone posts a IJ praise thread some other dude feels the need to spend his time doing this

Some people like it some don’t, gtf over it

>making me
No one made you.

Based and grammatically wise pilled

The absolute STATE of this board

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This. Top fucking kek

The most beautiful hands on gods green earth Allāh hu akbar

Classic lmao

This has to be a banner of some sort I’m literally laughing rn

Can I use your photo for my presentation at the 2020 DFW con?
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No.

Then I'll have to wear shits exactly as you are...

>male jewelry

it is ugly as fuck, have you seen that gnawed thumb nail? Also short thick thumbs are one of the ugliest things you can have on a human body, you basically look like a caveman.

I didn't even know thumb rings exist. That must be the most faggot fucking jewelry on this earth.

What is cultural violence?

>male

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>female hand
Females cant enjoy the book.

Hey, would you like to take a long nice walk together, while we could discuss about literature and art, and then maybe drink green tea? Of course I would pay for everything!

don't speak ill of the dead

Sure! Sounds great! I'll be at the coffee shop downtown in 20 mins

Please wear sandals so that I can admire your toes in all of their beauty.

no thank you

Nobody said you had to you insufferable cunt. Try reading something actually good next time like Guenon, or if you need your pomo fix than Burroughs

You’re serious about this too aren’t you

David Foster Wallace was essentially a clout martyr.

Everyone is claiming this was a random suicide, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in hanging a 46-year old.

As David was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by Yea Forumsizens taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.

The moral lesson of David's life story should be a cautionary tale of the horrors of postmodern literature and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.

RIP DFW. See you in Heaven...

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I played tennis and trained intensively in my youth and now I smoke weed all the time. Should I read IJ?

I'm always serious

Not sure. Do you wear a thumb ring?