Name 1 (one) absolute truth

1+1=2

HEY BUDDY
ITS A FACT

This nigga eating beans.

damn... ok :(

Truth

The One God.

There are no absolute truths.

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Our mother is the only irreplaceable person in the world.
Also there can be no situation where "I am" is false (or: "I am not" is true).

that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet?

OP is a faggot

the post below me is true

God

the post above me is false

21st pbp

This is not a literature thread.

/thread

I THINK, THEREFORE I EXIST

From my experience, one (1) pile of sand, combined (+) with another (1) pile of sand, becomes (=) one (1) pile of sand.

Romeo should have made a second pass at Rosaline after he proved himself to not be a kissless incel.

The one truth is that there is no truth

That’s already self-evident. We need something else

It's simply not the case. The Beatles are the epitome of overrated bands - they are great, but The Rolling Stones are obviously superior. Gimme Shelter completely BTFOs any Beatles song.

I Am

Took 3 fucking posts

I expect better Yea Forums

What the fuck guys?

my dick is enormous

Women are whores.

The one thing I know absolutely is that I know absolutely nothing absolutely

There aren't any

There is something.

proofs?
how can you absolutely know that those are absolutely true, absolutely?

Time is my proof. If you're not sure about somthing not being absolute, just wait. The absolute will inevitably decay into the relative

Politicians rape kids

Something am

there is

This unintentional intercept makes it so much better than what supposed to be

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Schizophrenic cheese and onion picking nose wax = breh^Nothing + candy burgers (Yesterday was not The Beatles but John Lennon had LuccyD)