Hey Yea Forums how do I get cute chinks to talk to me at the library. I don’t read books but I have to do a shit ton of HW & studying so I end up staying up all night there. These cute chinks in expensive designer get me fucking HORNY
Hey Yea Forums how do I get cute chinks to talk to me at the library...
Brandon Barnes
Zachary Clark
step 1: quit being an ugly retard
good luck
Oliver Lee
Learn mandarin
Jason Fisher
they have no more interest in books than you do. they are there for the exact same reason you are.
Julian Walker
Not OP, but where do I start? I already have N1 in Japanese, if that could help in any way.
Daniel Harris
I'm in this same situation.
I've taken Mandarin for four years, three at university. What do I do?
Robert Hughes
The image you posted is a korean, user. Learn the difference before you make the choice to learn the language only to fuck.
Eli Brooks
Don’t care which kinda chink it is. Just need some asian puss puss hnghhhhh!
Carson Miller
Same, user, but at least find out your favorite asian phenotype before you spend thousand of hours of your time to study a language.
Julian Sullivan
Don't try and 'get them to talk to you'. Go talk to them. If they clearly aren't interested or seem annoyed then wish them a nice day and bugger off.
Jose Brooks
>Hey Yea Forums how do I get cute chinks to talk to me at the library.
1. learn mandarin
2. learn cantonese
3. learn vietnamese
4.你好我的名字是匿名的你叫什么
Jose Carter
How do I get them intetested
Angel Wood
honestly this, chink girls are the most submissive creatures in existence. You really just have to go up to them and 'bother' them with a conversation.
If you seriously want to get laid, OP, follow this user's advice. Ask them some dumb question like hey do you know when the library closes? Do you study here often? Tell them you're looking for a study partner.
If you're not getting good responses with that, literally just write down your number and slip it to them saying I don't want to bother you, but call me if you want to get some coffee.
t. been laid a lot
Ryan Barnes
Does this just work for Asians or can it be successfully used on their milk coloured cousins?9
Gavin Mitchell
what do you talk about to them
Jose Kelly
>These cute chinks in expensive designer get me fucking HORNY
>Just need some asian puss puss hnghhhhh!
>Yea Forums - Literature
Nolan Cruz
Take rice with you drop it as a bait, repeat this until you have earned their trust.
Luke Lee
Proceed through the stages of yellow fever:
Stage 1: Asian girl exists and look purty. But I am dating a white girl.
Stage 2: Download some Asian porn but just as a sideline. Delete browser history afterwards.
Stage 3: I get to know an Asian girl and she's purty and frenly. I start to treat my white girlfriend badly as she's not so feminine, given she can drink me under the table. Asian porn ratio at 50% including some Japanese stuff, download alternate browser so I can keep history of "the good stuff". Porn informs me where the Asian girls hang out - in china.
Stage 4: Move to China to teach engrish at Happy Giraffe on tourist visa. Dump white girlfriend and date Asian girl. She's so feminine etc. It's not a big deal, never dated one before, the world is a melting pot, etc. Melting right into her pot as often as possible. Asian porn ratio maxes at 100%, starting to see through pixelation.
Step 5: Realize that every Asian girl I see is super hot now, may have chosen girlfriend prematurely. Justify my actions by judging other men dating Asian girls - "players in China". But start wondering "Where do you engage, at work, in the clubs or in the street". For science. Study Chinese, for the culture.
Step 6: Can't take it anymore. Broke up with first Asian girlfriend. I spend my time at work, in the clubs and in the street. Find girl #2. Start asking "do good guys become bad in China or is it just that I was bad before moving to China?". Answer unclear and I don't care much anyway. Study dirty Chinese.
Step 7: Find girlfriend #3 who is crazy hot, tell her about girlfriend #2, and she doesn't care. Yes! I am a fucking predator! Make friends with a local dude and go to KTV. Study hanzirs so I can chang the ges!
Step 8: Juggling KTV girls #4, #5 while girlfriend #2 bitches about how I am never available to climb the mountain anymore and girlfriend #3 tells me she's pregnant. Fluent in the zhongwenz by now, so can jiangjia with the hospital to get a good rate.
Step 9: Turned 45, still handsurm but considerably more fat. #2 has long left me for a Latino lover. #3 peeked at my bank balance and some debt notices from laojia and scrambled. A seat at the expat bar has my name engaved on it. #6, #7, #8 pass quickly after seeing my alcoholism.
Step 10: Yellow fever has advanced to my liver and my skin has become one with the object of my affection. #9-#100 won't even connect with me on TanTan. Discover that treatment is not covered by Happy Giraffe. Return to laojia.
Step 11: Email #1 and ask her if she will burn hell money for me as I will need beer money.
Asher Murphy
No
Carson Hill
>Porn informs me where the Asian girls hang out - in china
I laffed
>Yellow fever has advanced to my liver
I laffed again
Henry Stewart
>how do I get cute chinks to talk to me
pro tip: don't call them fucking chinks
this may be hard for incels to understand, but being racist towards an ethnic group is not sexually or romantically attractive to that ethnic group
Carson Bell
Behold, a chink