Georg Wilhelm Fredrich Hegel
Georg Wilhelm Fredrich Hegel
George Hegel
Wilhegel
Legeh H'cirderf M'lehiw Groeg
Arthur Schopenhauer
Didn't this guy try to cast a curse on the Catholic Church? And he basically invented proto-Communism and moral nihilism. Very fucked up evil German boomer.
George Haygle
is he a wizard?
log off the internet
I think 'warlock' would be more fitting, but 'renegade wizard' is technically correct. Hegelian dialecticism is basically sorcery, and it requires a blood sacrifice. Look at WWII, it was a global-scale blood offering at the altar of Hegel. Very dodgy stuff, would not recommend. Known to cause schizophrenia, Jewishness and Communism (which is technically a form of Jewishness).
>renegade wizard
If you're trying to make Hegel less cool you're failing miserably
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Based granny
professor popper, you've been dead for quite a while now. could you please stop posting?
orgge helmwil drichfre gelhe
Matt Damon
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Im reading this faggot(hegel) right now because every time I go to a philosophy circle some Pseudo faggot circle jerks about how 'crucial' he is..
Gotta tell you fellas, He comes out of the gate with that I'm 14 and this is deep shit "So, like, math, right? Circles aren't actually perfect, so whenever someone tries to affirm math, just dab on them and tell em philosophy is waaaaay better"
Friedrich Nietzsche
How will you ever want to understand J.K.Rowling without a proper understanding of Hegel first?
>Hegel sounds like haggle
>That's what his philosphy is all about
>Plato sound like play-doh
>Philosphy about forms and shapes and stuff
>Aristotle sound like air is total
>Air is classical element representing logic, Aristotle's logic is primary logic for 2000+ years
>Kierkegaard guards the church
>Wittgenstein has the first part of his name mean wit, word play
Hate to spoil the fun but Kierkegaard means graveyard.
Kirche=church
Gaard~guard
Also
>name means graveyard
>writes "sickness into death"
kek retard
>Kierkegaard means graveyard
>Kierkegaard is dead
OH SHIT
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>Kant
>name sounds like cunt
>he was one
>Newton
>he [k]new [a] ton
>Leibniz
>Lies about business, tried to take credit from knew a ton
>Deleuze
>A loser, fantasizes about a world with no bullies
>Heraclitus
>Movement is necessary to stimulate her clitoris
>Parmenides
>Stasis leads to the coagulation of cheese
Really gets the noggin joggin'
>Goethe
>common English phrase "go to hell"
>wrote about the devil
>Thomas "Mann"
>he struggled with his sexuality
>Pynchon
>Pinecone
>Pineal gland shaped like pinecone
and don't even get me started on "hit"ler, go"ring", goe"bbels"