What is your name Yea Forums and how does it affect your reading life

What is your name Yea Forums and how does it affect your reading life

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My name is Willam “Wig Billy” Shakesqueer, and I only read Young Adult fiction.

>tfw the superior Jack name has toppled from dominance to 28th place

datamining

NOT TODAY FBI

Charles

It doesn't?

eugh, I hate the bongs

Pajeet, I don't know sir

>Archie
>Freddie
>Charlie
Are there people who are retarded enough to name their child with nicknames of proper names instead of the proper name?

Nigger, I don't buy books I steal them

My name is umomfwefweufonfweimonofweOSASS

My sister named my nephew Archie instead of Archibald it hurts.

>mfw saying my name would automatically dox me
just imagine a Castilian noble name

Why are English names so bland and unaesthetic compared to their foreigner counterparts? Is it because English itself is a lame language?

rolling

My parents named me an American name while we are from savoy, I don't hate it but every time I think about this I'm "salty"

my parents gave me*
polite sage

it should be illegal to name a baby any name that isn’t found in the KJV Bible

My mom misspelled my first name on my birth certificate, gave me two middle names for some reason, and gave me the last name of one of her ex-husbands instead of the man she was married to at the time she gave birth to me (neither of whom are my father) because she didn't want me to have his last name for some reason. What I'm trying to say is my mom's retarded.

No one is named Kian and even in that image it's underlined in red.

My name is actually common and doesn't show up in that list. Such shit.

>Alfie
What is this shit?

Religion is literal child abuse and a crime against humanity.

Katya
why would it affect my reading life

based

>top name in my country is Muhammed
>mfw in live in western Europe

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England?

netherlands

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My name is David Davidson.

Kek, it’s the same in england too

You an analytic philosopher by chance?

Darla; not so much

Cultural appropriation of names needs to be illegal.

so much for appropriating British surnames into American suburban families to be used as first names

I deal with social work cases, most of the children raised by petty criminals have the most ridiculous names. I particularly feel sorry for Kai, Kayden and Kole.

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t. Karsyn

My name is Reid
I like to read

Quitterie is that you?

Muslim are gaming the system by giving the same name to everyone in their family. You should counteract by demanding that every child except the prime-numbered ones be names Jack.

Having multiple "middle" names is based tho; only burgers try to fit names in their preformatted boxes