What are some books that can help me understand the coomer mentality? Fiction or non-fiction would be alright

What are some books that can help me understand the coomer mentality? Fiction or non-fiction would be alright.

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Jesus Christ, what creature am I looking at above

It's all about COOOOOMING OOOH GOOOOD IM GONNA COOOOM

We all wish we could have multiple women stopping by our house all day

his name is Jason Markkanen, he's a Finnish American from Wisconsin. His parents are from Tampere and the Aland islands

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Ananda COOMaraswamy

What a grotesque cunt

behold:

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His IMDB:
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>9400+ extensive reviews of porn vids

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>lion.webm
It's a tiger

DER COOMER
KOOMANSTIFTER
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Yes
YES

>This modernized Victorian Era-style porn from France is a good example of how mainstream filmmakers can address erotic cinema, in this case softcore porn (very soft -no frontal nudity), with a style and joie de vivre that is sorely lacking from the current gonzo sensibility.
>This filmmaker would several years later succumb to grinding out hardcore trash, when the market in France opened to same, but along with other classy titles in his career like "Dossier Prostitution".
>But here he is in his element, injecting welcome humor into a traditional jail-bait genre, where four beautiful young girls living with a pair of equally beautiful mature lady aristocrats, have hijinks in coming of age story fashion.
>Main comic relief is afforded by an oversexed doctor whose house calls are so frequent that everyone knows something is up. An aphorisiac sex potion conjured up by the family's loyal Black maid (a character treated with welcome respect here) keeps him ready to perform at a moment's notice.
>French fluff like this is taken for granted, but a great deal of craftsmanship went into this picture, loaded with production value sadly absent from erotic epics since. Roy's ability to create interesting characters while never lapsing into pretentiousness or even seriousness is to be lauded, for after all, escapism is the goal.

Based

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these are dark times

the biggest irony of the coomer meme in this case is that jason m actually seems to be a fairly happy dude with children and a family who just happens to enjoy going to porn conventions and looks weird in some pics, he is probably unironically more chad than the average person posting this shit, which says something about the absolute state of [something, who knows]

Based

yeah, you must be insane to think porn is bad. only the fucking mentally deranged freaks on this website would ever consider porn to be a bad thing, fucking weirdos. this guy is an upstanding member of society. he's a good person. he fucks his own dick like a sane man does. he's a hero. he's MY hero.

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>a fairly happy dude with children and a family
>happens to enjoy going to porn conventions
user, do you not see a tiny bit of contradiction here?

It's over.

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He's unmarried and has no children- unless you're suggesting his nephew is his child. In that case he has bigger problems than we thought. He posts constantly about being alone and unloved. He's a broken man.

oh my God

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Don't you remember? Back in the 50's your great grandpa would stop by the porn convention after a long day of honest work in the mill.

they took this from us

What the fuck is BLACKEDRAW as opposed to BLACKED?

ameture shit

The 21st century has irreparably fractured the modern man.

user...

You think they get these sorts of people at Comikets and shit too?

I imagine that the dudes in the beaches of Normandy had this in mind when they were wading through the ocean. they fought, bled and died, that their future offspring could coom in total freedom.

pretty much. you think they had any kind of higher ideal they were really fighting for? it was basically "nazis bad!" "freedom!"

Afaik that's the version they release with shitty lighting and no after-effects, hence the "raw" in the name.