>new job
>already sperged out in front of all my coworkers
I desperately need to read into the art of small talk. Any books to recommend?
New job
Elijah Nguyen
Nicholas Jenkins
how did you sperg out exactly?
Owen Williams
Did you mention penis inspection day?
Evan Torres
You need to meditate and gain control over your anxiety.
Samuel Kelly
>spergs out during attempted smalltalk
>wants books on smalltalk
lol what a fucking sperg
my granddad swears by Dale Carnegie's How To Win Friends and Influence People, and he does pretty well socially.
Luke Lopez
Logan Young
study evolutionary psychology and look through the charade.
Blake Myers
I thought one of the females was hitting on me so I slapped her ass. The entire room went silent and now nobody wants to talk to me.
Benjamin Diaz
fucking based, kek. How I love this place sometime
Jonathan Peterson
HAHAHAHAHAHHA :3
Cameron Rodriguez
hmm, sounds like she was asking for it. fuck em. they'er the real spergs.
Daniel Ward
r/thathappened
Liam Cook
this, start a meditation practice now
also don't talk unless you have to
Henry Martinez
Thomas Martin
Jayden Morales
fuck off redditor
Aaron Collins
XD
Hudson Rivera
yikes
Gabriel Garcia
user...
Nicholas Gonzalez
sounds like you're gonna need a new job, OP
Nolan Thompson
BRUH
Carson Fisher
Also probably samefags even if the time stamps coincide.
Jayden Scott
definitely doesn't sound real, if it is you're retarded
Chase Harris
r/woosh
Ethan Thomas
Just slap everybody else's ass so they don't feel left out, dumbass.
Logan Collins
youd be better off reading Who Cares by ramesh balsekar
Gavin Miller
Do not read the meme books people will recommend, instead read these two textbooks (they're probably on gen.lib.rus.ec):
>Human Relations, 4th ed. by Dalton et al.
>Human Communication: The Basic Course, 14th ed. by Devito
The former is exactly what you're asking for but the latter would also be worth reading.
Jose Bailey
Rape
Mason Wilson
>Human Communication: The Basic Course, 14th ed.
Ayden Mitchell
He cute
Jaxson Sanchez
You sexually assaulted your coworker so your solution was to read a book about small talk?
What a giant faggot. I'd treat you like shit if I had to be around you irl. You sound like a cunt.
William Cruz
whoah dude! maybe she would have sex with you, too, once she saw how much you hate sexual assault! epic!
Brandon Wood
Based as fuck
Juan Hall
No book can save you from this. Bow down and apologize to her while slapping your own ass repeatedly. This is the only way.
Easton Roberts
Oscar Wilde is GREAT for small talk and long talk as well, and just any kind of talk, mood, thought, whatever floats your fancy. I'm reading Dorian Gray at the mo.
David Sanders
...
Gabriel Hill
you need to get her to slap your ass to undo this
Sebastian Cruz
I'd definitely slap your ass if I met you. Bet you fucking love that shit, huh?
Lincoln Davis
Chase Diaz
how did you get out of not immediately being castigated for textbook sexual assault
Dylan Bell
My mum explained to the manager that I have autism before I got the job.
Xavier Wright
insert yourself in everything speak whatever comes to your mind they will love you just for the person you are in fact they will fight to have you and to convers to be with/around you
Joshua Gomez
how do you guys know that r/ is associated with reddit? could it be that you are redditors yourselves?
Oliver Moore
that's not a big deal, I don't just slap girls asses but I've seen it happen a lot and nobody cares. the problem was that you don't know her or that you generally come off as a creep
Jason Ward
The Art of Manliness website has a series of articles on charisma you might find useful, about techniques of interpersonal communication. Also just a good 'site for life hacks in general.
Aiden Ortiz
Now you mention it, I get quite a lot of mileage out of Wilde at social functions.