Which poems should I recite in order to make a woman look at me like this?

Which poems should I recite in order to make a woman look at me like this?

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The Odyssey and Iliad

the poetry of banknotes smacking together

I don't know what this expression is.

Your bank statement

Your own poetry. Worked for me a couple of times

Moner a cute

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how to stop being a cucklord

Just be yourself, no need for poems

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no need for poems, just recite these statistics:
>over 6' tall
>8" penis
>white
>developed and protruding mandible
>forward-grown maxilla
>well-developed chin
>developed and protruding zygoma
>developed and protruding browridge
>NW0 hairline
>aggressive eyebrows
>perfect complexion

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So the opposite of you?

>over 6' tall
fucking manlets

In reality it's 9 figures in the bank and the confidence to spend it.

correct
correct
incorrect.
poor, disheveled male-model will always beat ugly millionaire cuck

This makes me think of Apu proposing to Moner and she laughs at him Because he's not a chad, making him cry.

>poor, disheveled male-model will always beat ugly millionaire cuck
Yeah because of his cuck mentality. They also need the will to spend it. That's what a lot of silicon valley nerds dont understand. Women don't care about financial security or how your investments are doing. They care whether you are buying cool shit (for them), eating out at cool places, etc.

Disingenuous affectation

>aggressive complexion
>NW0 8'' eyebrows
>forward-grown penis

>he doesn't have a backward-grown penis
not gonna make it

the guy you posted got his first gf at like 21 and he was always a self conscious shy beta.
even by your standards he is not that good. his chin, cheekbones, jaw, brow ridge and maxilla aren't exceptional at all. go back to lookism and continue your coping there

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Rupi kar

Yeah, they're "attracted" to wealth like a child is attracted to rich parents who will buy them toys.
They will always want to/or will cheat with the SEXUALLY attractive man.
You can't sexually arouse a woman by being rich and reckless with your money, that's a boomer bootstraps cope
>hurr you're ugly?
>just ignore girls and focus on your career, then they'll be chasing YOU
one of the dumbest copes out there, you can't defeat biology
>chin, cheekbones, browridge, maxilla aren't exceptional at all
that is some mindblowingly high-octane coping right there

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u like saving pictures of men on your pc?

None. Or Yogi Bera malapropisms.

literally just googled them to prove my point, which you cant seem to accept
Just reflect on why you're even making it an argument. I haven't insulted you or anyone by stating what women are sexually attracted to, and yet, all of these buffoons come out of the woodwork to sling ad hominems at me
What makes you do that?
It's not a logical disagreement with my argument, so what is it?
Oh that's right, society and the social hierarchy only continues by keeping cannon-fodder like yourselves as deluded as possible.
>bro women are just less visual then us
Why are you losers so reluctant to confront reality?
Are you really so naive that you genuinely believe that all of human evolution, as it pertains to sexual selection, has the end result of women being sexually attracted to men with materialistic wealth over those whose physical traits imply genetic superiority?
The whole basis of your belief is based on a desperate clinging to the hope that anyone can attain the admiration of women through hard work
Is there anything more pathetically infantile?

this user knows

If she looks like that why bother?

This.

Girls think it's cringey as fuck if you recite a love poem by Keats or some shit to them. It makes you look lazy and uninspired.
But if you read them something of your own, it makes you look artsy, mysterious, intellectual, sensitive, and creative.

>Women date short guys, not all but enough that it shouldn't be a problem. Get lifts or whatever.
>5 inches is fine.
>if whiteness were important, there wouldn't be so many angry "ruined by a nigger" posts on /gif/
>Not all woman want John Cena.
>Most research shows people fucking people of the same attractiveness. Stop dreaming about 8s and 9s and go for a 5 or 6.

The most important things are being clean, nice, and funny. Underlying hate of women doesn't help either.

This is what happens when all your knowledge about women comes from an anime frog forum and youtube rationalists

>m-muh most research
Not applicable today. Women only go for the top 20% now, and 30% of men aged 18-30 are virgins.

Oh yes, the great Tinder (uber for fucking where outside of one sentence profile dedcription you only get picturs) is surely the optimal way to understand relationship dynamics.

Ahem

No.

>“We present new data from a nationally representative 2017 survey showing that meeting online has continued to grow for heterosexual couples, and meeting through friends has continued its sharp decline. As a result of the continued rise of meeting online and the decline of meeting through friends, online has become the most popular way heterosexual couples in the U.S.

>Meeting through friends and family provided guarantees that any potential partner had been personally vetted and vouched for by trusted alters. We would expect any rise in Internet dating to reinforce rather than to displace the traditional roles of friends and family as introducers and intermediaries. [Hypothesis 2]

>Results reflect support of Hypothesis 1, as the percentage of heterosexual couples meeting online has surged in the post‐2009 smart phone era. Because the results show that meeting online has displaced meeting through friends and meeting through family, we find evidence to reject Hypothesis 2, which led us to expect that online dating would reinforce existing face‐to‐face social networks.”

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Ladies and germs, furthermore:

>“Figure 1’s apparent post‐2010 rise in meeting through bars and restaurants for heterosexual couples is due entirely to couples who met online and subsequently had a first in‐person meeting at a bar or restaurant or other establishment where people gather and socialize. If we exclude the couples who first met online from the bar/restaurant category, the bar/restaurant category was significantly declining after 1995 as a venue for heterosexual couples to meet.”

This is the part where you deny the hard data and call me an incel.

Thank you brother
these cucks need their eyes forcibly opened to reality
Fucking losers need to stop contributing to the degeneracy of modern gender relations through their naivety and delusions
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Tinder is not the only way to meet others online. It's something you use when your out drunk and horny. I also know two couples who met each other on Facebook. And then there's the hundreds of regular dating sites.

Eyes wide shut.

>the guy you posted got his first gf at like 21

I only know that guy from the memes but I have to (X) that. I bet it's some story his agency's PR department thought out to give him a "sensitive" edge.

>i want a cute young virgin and not some roasties!
>women go for top 20% of men! why are they so picky?

At least I'm not the sad frog who justifies his unhappiness in shoddy misinterpreted research.

I'm just an overweight 5'11 guy with no chin and a 13 cm dick who got a gf at uni.

False equivalency. Men view 5/10 women as 5/10 whereas women view 8/10 men as 5/10.

Not sharp enough. Tell me to "have sex, incel".

If you want a cute young virgin and not some roastie, then you are already aiming for 9+. Since most of the population is married, they somehow manage to solve the problem incels have.

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Dumb.

Yes, if you ignore basic math, you are surely dumb.

>If you want a cute young virgin and not some roastie, then you are already aiming for 9+
Dumb.

>Since most of the population is married
Dumb.

Imagine saying this shit in a room full of normal people.

Yes, wanting a cute young virgin and not some roastie and then complaining about picky women is surely dumb. Not being able to marry when most people manage it is quite dumb too.
>Imagine saying this shit in a room full of normal people.
But normal people are not incels, so they get it on their own.

Who gave you permission to call me the I word? It's OUR word.

Ourncels?

I'm not here to insult you, but to snap you out of your blackpill. Stop being so jaded

u making me so horny with ur facts n shiet baby i want to dominate and put my seed in you so badly

Anything other than cute young virgin has negative utility.

Switch to anime waifus (or Yea Forums waifus to honour the board).

Oh you did NOT just associate anime with incels, girl.

This should be your basic premise We had to make an exposition in for of our 30 and something coworkers for a bonding day and I chose one of my poems although the subtext is ab, out an sculptor driven to suicide after obsessing over his dead's wife statue no normie would ever figure it out and it sounds romantic enough.
One of the girls (really cute but with receding hairline, no thank you my son it's not going to be a baldlet at his 20's) got really red and teary eyes and was joking with her other female friends saying "Why cant my BF do thing like that for me? Hahahaha..."

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>>if whiteness were important, there wouldn't be so many angry "ruined by a nigger" posts on /gif/

blacked is actually with demand, i don't know how much the whores make but, you should look at how many people watch what kind of porn. (lesbian woman who are the majority of woman porn watchers actually look at lesbians more btw)

Quran

god i wish i was the sexy chick in black

cantos
usura

Wahlberg looks completely uninterested in talking with her

Post it

I kind of look like this guy. Thanks for making me feel better about myself user

I kek'd

What is with you guys always having to resort to mental gymnastics and conspiracy theories just to maintain your delusional worldviews? It's always something. You guys will fabricate the most ridiculous stories and ideas before admitting that you're wrong. How fragile are you?

Dude, I'm not homophobic, but that's kind of gay.

he's gay but that's irrelevant cause i'd only go for hot chicks like me

Just learn Spanish and tell her "te quiero, eres la puta más linda que he visto en toda mi vida", that Mexican girl will be yours I swear

its weird cuz this guy is obviously attractive but his gonial angle is pretty much straight down. does that not imply that his maxilla is less protruded than it could be? still learning all of this face lookism stuff.

Holding laughter

love

YOU JUST KNOW

I laughed so hard at this
Don't forget you also need a well-developed bazinga

Is this on Epstein's island?

>aggressive eyebrows
How do I get these? Should I provoke them somehow?

>tfw you will never be a late 1500s conquistador and kidnap some tight little half-breed peruvian while exploring the new world

A sociopath pretending to show affection for another human being without actually understanding what affection is.

"Roses are red, violets are blue
You're pretty, I want to fuck you"

>tfw born too late to pillage and rape an entire civilization in your image

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CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S THE MAN
LET ME HEAR YOU APPLAUD

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You are obviously right, but you expect too much from the average man. What you're saying is the last thing the majority of people—who will not fit into the category you point out—want to hear let alone accept. They don't want to consider the fact that women view men as these people view women, by a scale of attraction of which obviously is sexual, based on appearance. They desire the girl of their dreams of which is out of their league but they are unable to give up the desire—unable in the sense that they don't want to—and instead will frantically search for a way around it, leading to people who believe they can verbally jiu jitsu the dream girl into entering into a relationship with them (i.e. "Game" books) or get them through money, not realizing that they only get those who are materialistic and unlike the rich AND handsome men, these women are attracted to the lifestyle they would, hypothetically, provide but would not be attracted to their appearance which would lead to seeking sexual fulfillment elsewhere. The truth is too much, most truths are, which is why you will find anyone accepting them in a minority, and with every subsequent truth known the minority of a minority decreases in size.

Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit
Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick
It ain't hard to tell she belongs to me
I pimped her 15 years in this industry
Now her pussy so big I don't want no mo'
But she still down wit me cuz I raised that ho
Found a bitch in East Oakland broke silly and young
Don't let her fool ya playa, she ain't really dumb
Don't be a sucka and give an old ho new life
She got so much game ya wanna make her your wife
]From California all the way to Miami
I pimped that bitch and now the hoes can't stand me
Cuz when I put my bitch on the streets
Niggas rush to the store cuz they love the beats
We gettin' all the money, we cashin' all the checks
I ain't no fake pimp nigga you can take my bitch

Based

This but unironically

please post

oh come with old khayyam and leave the wise
to talk, one thing is certain, that life flies
one thing os certain and the rest is lies
the flower that once has blown forever dies

Its in spanish; but here you have it, regardless.

Mi vicio el despertar, y un beso al abandonar
la farsa de alguna vez haber estado despierto,
pues sí, lo que nos depara la inercia
al final de esta danza, este movimiento,
-permanece enteramente incierto.

Cantera de mármol, cal y roca
una avalancha de emociones,
se precipita
desde el seno de tu boca,
Palabras severas cual trueno,
evocan tu imagen al instante,
Un eco es tu recuerdo,
Pues la impresión ya es distante,

Vestigio de una forma terrenal,
sombra de tu sombra,
y última de las armas de su arsenal,
Cada aniversario,
Tiempo, cruel adversario,
me aleja un paso de tu memoria,
Cada aniversario,
Tiempo, artífice de mi victoria,
me acerca un paso a ti.

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>Women
>Poetry
>Reading in general
Lol.

Not bad :)