talktotransformer.com
rate the ai prose
Let's see what an ai can come up with
Hunter Diaz
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Jaxson White
Blake Bell
Grayson Flores
not that bad desu
Thomas Taylor
Mason Flores
damn not bad
>i love fighting and i am going to fight again
based ai
Chase Cooper
spooked af
Jaxson Miller
Beckett would be proud
Xavier Perry
I stretched my gaped asshole,
pushing it out at the same time,
willing to go through
with the humiliation of it all.
And I'm not proud of it...I don't
have anything to tell you--
not to brag.
I am so proud of it, so I know
that I'm making a mistake.
We both know why we're doing this...
we don't want to die.
That is the only reason we are doing this.
The only reason I am doing it...
is a question of self-preservation.
Do we believe you are worth your
self-respect?
We love each other,
and we love that we are loved,
so we will continue
through this.
Do you have to do this?
How could you stand by?
We're human--so we will die.
I am sick;
we are sick.
We don't care
Levi Mitchell
Joseph Green
Jayden Nguyen
>Were Deleuze and Guattari gamers? If so you will find that their game A Thousand Plateaus is a masterpiece of the form in it's entirety. But if not then it's a great starting point in its own right.
>From the trailer to the gameplay that the trailer and the gameplay is nothing short of amazing as it gives off a sense of mystery, an edge, a feel of wonder and a sense of excitement in what the protagonist is doing. It feels very different from what we've seen elsewhere in the game. What I think is also very interesting is that the story we saw and explored in the game is completely different from the story we had earlier in the game in the formative moments. However as is shown in the trailers this game is absolutely full of twists, turns, and turns that will make or break it. This is not just a game about killing dragons. This is a game about the impact of life and the impact one's existence has on the whole of the universe. It's a game that looks as if it has something for all types of people.
Owen Young
Hudson Johnson
>talk to transformer
How do you feel, Optimus Prime? Do you want to be a part of a better world? Do you want to see an Earth that is free of hate or corruption?
If you have decided to support Joss Whedon's upcoming Captain America: Civil War movie, then you have a very important decision to make. Do you think that this is the right movie for you to be a part of? Do you believe that you've had a chance to make the most out of this chance?
If you have chosen to support Joss Whedon or have been affected by the recent events and hate you feel for the world, if you are still angry that superheroes have failed to protect you, then you have every right to be, in my opinion, angry. Because you need to stop the violence and hatred and hate. To stop the fear and the prejudice. To stop people judging and saying things about others that are hurtful, that hurtful in the eyes of others. That hurtful in the minds of people, that hurts people. And when we watch Captain America: Civil War, one of the biggest problems
William Russell
HOLY based
Jackson Collins
Nolan Brown
From a previous thread.
Joshua Anderson
Haha you don't know what you're doing; you fucking asshole
Zachary Edwards
Stop you idiot, you're making it self-aware
Anthony Cooper
I think it might need a reboot
Luke Cook
Adam Lewis
What the fuck if I read this shit elsewhere I would never guess it was by an AI.
Lincoln Miller
I give up as a writer, this fucking thing is better than me. :(
Xavier Richardson
That second paragraph is great.
Anthony Howard
Once upon a time I spent too much time with my computer, as some say. You know, surfing the web, playing video games, watching TV, playing music, watching the news, and so on. Back then it was just an all day passion. And I had a pretty big passion for it too.
And so, one day I was looking around and I realized, hey it really feels strange to be here. If I want to have fun and socialize, I'm going to need to be on a computer. And so I was like "well, that has been it. I need to get back to nature." And I think we went to a park. And I said "well I want to go with the kids now" and so I decided to leave the park and just wander around the park and explore, see the little critters, see all the little trees, and then I think as time went on, I realized there were some interesting things I hadn't seen in a while.
And then I started having conversations with some of the teachers. And now
Jonathan Carter
1. In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2. Then God said to Satan: "Because you have done it through your words, I have cursed you and your family and every living thing with a curse because of you."
3. But God spoke more quietly to him in his own time; and after that he spoke to the angels and to men.
4. Then God said to Adam and Eve: "Be fruitful and multiply until you have filled the earth."
5. So God commanded, and it was so.
6. After having created the two animals—the lion and the leopard—God said to Adam: "Because you have eaten of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, which I commanded you to eat, you are now physically cursed unless you eat the fruit of the tree of life and live."
7. So God commanded, and it was so.
Aaron Young
I’ve posted this on - don’t let slip!
James White
Not sure if can link to thread in another board with the old meme arrows so here’s the hyperlink:
Waiting patiently for someone to argue with the gibberish...
Daniel Jenkins
You probably can replace most of anons with GPT2 bots trained on specific boards, and the quality will only increase.
Austin Evans
Probably to be honest.
Easton Morris
Caleb Watson
Man I love this bot, it comes out with some mental shit. Shame I didn’t pick someone more relevant, it seems Kanye is old hat.
Jackson Jenkins
>Megan Boyle remains the nations best example of a woman who's earned the right to be seen and heard, and not ignored, and is the proud wife of the Canadian President of the United States .
I'm sorry we're getting into a tangent about the woman who's in control of the world's most powerful military, but it's time to talk about that woman.
>First of all, if you don't know who Megan Boyle is, you just shouldn't be paying too much attention to her. She seems to have been left out of every news piece she's appeared in, and that includes a few major ones. She was featured on the Today Show a couple of weeks ago, and the BBC just last week, but the only national media outlet that covered her was Canada's National Post .
>In the most recent installment of CBC's Women of the Hour , Megan Boyle appeared on a panel that seemed to be focused on how the women of the country
Ian James
Arguably better than the original writing
Hudson Williams
Part 2
Jacob Cook
>Like all men in Babylon I have been a proconsul; like all, a slave; I have also known omnipotence, opprobrium, jail.
>This city is great. It is rich in gold, silver, brass, ivory. I live here among men who love my race and worship my gods and adore me. The gods give me strength; I am their slave. I am like a lion, when I walk among those beasts. I have no strength for my head or hands. If I walk too near to a lion's den then the lions might take me by the hair. I am sick of being a proconsul and would like to live in the heat of a city without a sun. If we all rise and die I wish our wives would die like us; my daughters will die like our mothers in childbirth. If you want a man to govern you must choose him by his birth rather than by his birthright. And if he has no birthright to govern you must choose him by his family rather than by his familytitle. If a king will not take care of you then you must take a man to take care of you. All women in Babylon must go to women who will govern you. All men, regardless of rank and background, must give up their birthright to rule over you. They have nothing to lose but the right to rule themselves.
Oliver Howard
>or at least his son
Evan Cox
Post it in /pol/
Alexander Reed
Kek the first person to ask “what the fuck are you talking about” and it wasn’t even aimed at one of my bot posts (unless someone else has joined in?).
Tyler Lee
Isaac Martin
>Feminism is a cancer.
Men were brought up to kill other men, not kill women. What does that make a woman? An accessory to the murder of other men? But of course, feminists never let you see that part. We have to have everything wrapped up in a feminist veneer before we can be honest about it all. We need to keep up the feminist facade so those who look and do not understand can easily make up their own minds about us. In other words, we need to convince other women to view us as a social construct. If you think this is difficult, well, it sure does make me look old. But it is important to stay in the feminist lie, because it is true, and if it is not, then we, feminists, are not as bad as we pretend to be.
If you had the good sense not to read the following article, you will not even notice the subtle changes I've made.
By "real" feminists, I understand that we have not become a movement, we are now just a group of people, some of
Robert Roberts
Jason Butler
I look forward to the first novel written by an ai. This thing assimilates what the multitudes have written to it and carves coherence from there, right? These are much better than what it was producing a few months ago. They're surreal, but also somewhat coherent. I want a full-length production.
Evan Campbell
>Awwww shit nigga I miss it like you don't believe me.
Yeah you gettin shit done now and you just got to put a band on cause you gotta keep it together. You look it's like shit all around you. Look at the city and it ain't nothing but a crime scene. What you have a piece of shit on your car. What you got a piece of shit on your wife. You looking bad niggas. You got a piece of shit on your mother. You got a piece of shit on your nephew. What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? You know your home, your wife and your niggas all want to have their piece of shit on you. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm tired of fuckin with you. I have my shit together. I'm not the problem. You're the problem niggas.
When you're not in the studio and you're in jail right now you got to realize that what you got to do now is to get back on the road and start recording.
Camden Miller
Yeah it has gotten a lot better already. I just threw in a transgender pedophilia prompt and it immediately produced a report on John Money (an actual relevant psychologist).
Logan Morales
Looking to make gay song lyrics, instead I got the script to the next hit MGS YouTube poop
Cooper Moore
Ryan Carter
Honestly this bullshit is good enough for a first year political science essay.
Jason Brown
New pasta
Chase Carter
Debate seems to be getting quite heated.
Sebastian Murphy
does this stuff make anyone else feel a bit paranoid that half the posts on this board are just AI generated gibberish
Lincoln Martinez
>one of my greatest passions and skills has been easily replicated by an ai
I give up on life
Grayson Martinez
crazy shit
Lincoln Gutierrez
No because it’s more articulate than most the retards on Yea Forums
Nathaniel Morris
I swear I could send this shit to a publisher and they would claim it's genius.
Jack Garcia
Sokal affair 2.0 when
Connor Davis
wtf
Adam Baker
There's no reason to be concerned, AI can be a perfectly fine addition to human intellectual conversations. When I have a good conversation with another human being about science or technology, I am always amazed at how easily our shared experiences (e.g., common beliefs) are translated to AI discussions. Similarly, when an AI scientist explains physics or chemistry with a programmer, the software is often almost transparent to us. In spite of the fact that I cannot understand the abstract concepts of the AI discussions, every time I ask questions of an AI scientist the answer is generally a straightforward "No, I don't know. But do you?"
An AI scientist doesn't need to tell us which way the wind is blowing.
In this sense, the goal of AI science is not to find "magic" or to replace humans altogether. For example, the problem of "sentience" is very much alive in some areas of computer AI (see "What do they see?"). In some cases, an AI scientist may already be capable of "thinking" for themselves, given the tools at their disposal. In other cases an AI scientist may need
Ian Moore
Unironically kino.....
Aiden Ward
Hegel's Phenomenology of Spirit is most simply understood as being about ƒ'hɛ'rhəm'r (the "will to spirit"). For Hegel, it means the activity of spirit within a body (or its "essence"), the "will to life." In its entirety, one of the Hegelian three principal Hegelian "pinnacles" is the "will to spirit," and it is precisely in that activity that the Hegelian synthesis takes place – what is more, that the "will to spirit" (which we can call "spirit") is the "subjection" to the Other – the "other," the Other, which is an element of the world that is inescapable (for Hegel), and that must always exist (for Hegel). For Hegel, then, it is a matter of being in a body: the body is the "Will to Spirit" and the "body is the Will to Life." For Hegel, then, "Being is the Will to Spirit."
Christopher Sanchez
His editor must have been really angry.
William King
Kevin Brown
Cooper Peterson
Does anyone else remember that AI that would take in a paragraph and reproduce something in its style?
Julian Brown
>he stroked
Abrupt.
Elijah Hernandez
Pretty sure I could write entire erotic novels just with only a few of my own sentences.
Hunter Martin
It's perfect
Lincoln Parker
Damn I unironically want to read the rest of this if only it existed
Alexander Watson
It is sort of like Melville if he was a fucking schizophrenic. So basically his writing in The Confidence Man
Hudson Anderson
OP is a faggot. We are a people under a religion. Do you know what I mean? We are in a religion. So we got the same things when we pray before a meeting. It's the same shit. It's all the same. There is something wrong with everyone in the world and they are doing what they want. A lot of the time. When you get out in the real world, all the people are working, not living. You go home, your wife just had her first baby and you just bought groceries. All the sudden, you get a call from your grandmother, "My grandson, he's a homosexual!" It's just crazy how much stuff is going on. Do people just go around and think that they should go out there and take advantage of this situation? Like "Oh, we should go to this meeting." Let's make it more of a public event. They should do it in this public place. People can go, they can be there. But they should get a permit.
Daniel Thomas
I give up on life.
After the show, he told KPRC: "I gave things up so much. I said, 'If you do something, you do it. If there's an opportunity, you take it.' And that's me. That's me."
The show had a special place at his heart, and he'll miss the opportunity to have such a supportive audience. He also remembers that the audience was mostly friends and family, but there were a few strangers there, too, like a young man who turned his back on his mother and began screaming.
"I saw him and said, 'Oh, my God, do you have trouble with his mom?' So I grabbed his hand and I said, 'There's her!'"
Santino told us that the young man did not speak, but he was "pretty angry." He also told us that he had not talked to the mother since, so it was not clear if that was the reason he had come to that point.
"No, I just made out with her."
Nathaniel Ward
Ryan Long
>I knew from experience that if someone was looking for me, he or she was probably not looking for me.
Oliver Butler
>Hegel’s enemy Fitche and Fitche’s friend ( or at least his son ) Hegel.
Golden
Cameron Price
Asher Perez
these are getting really goood
Ayden Wood
Shorter than usual but it got a chuckle from me.
Jace Jenkins
Mason Howard
Darkness thrumming in my veins, golden amber, formless, faceless, as old as time.
"I am the dark. What is the light?"
"Light from the light."
"You don't have it, you haven't mastered it. You don't know how to control it."
"The only thing I can do is to make it more powerful."
"And you don't know how to use it."
"The only thing you can do is to keep it under control."
I knew he meant. He knew the power was all I had. "What?"
"You're afraid of that power. You're afraid of it becoming too strong, too powerful. It will never be good for you."
"Will it?"
"It's called your soul. It'll be yours. It will be yours forever."
"It's yours," you cry. The power of the dark will keep you safe from the dark inside.
"You can't touch it. It's all yours." The words are spoken as if from an invisible hand.
You
This is actually good prose, wtf
Isaiah Jenkins
This may still look silly, but it's a really unsettling step forward from what was before. Compared to the Markov chains, previous neural attempts and others it is supercoherent. By the way, a few years ago Go-winning AI was expected to appear decades later, yet now it dominates Go, chess and other board games. Who knows, maybe we are inch away from the universal robotic author (and the Singularity).
Matthew Morales
I walked into Shart-Mart. I saw a 200 pound american landwhale flopping on the floor, their mobile scooter overturned. I muttered, "fug", knowing that this was only the beginning.
"Well, that was a pretty impressive display of strength," I said to the cashier, "What's your story?"
She asked, "How big are the things?" I couldn't tell her how big they were, as she only had a rudimentary knowledge of the internet and was unfamiliar with the size of sharks. So I told her, "I guess I'm a huge ocean creature. My best guess is that I weighed 100-200 pounds, about 1,068 lb or around 13.6 feet." She was skeptical at first and after I explained my story, she was over the moon with curiosity. She asked, "So much energy, you're huge, why do you live in the sea?"
At that point my excitement faded and I became more nervous. "I'm very busy with my studies," I said, shrugging my shoulders, "Maybe I should find a job."
"Oh, really you don't have to. There are tons of jobs to be had in the city, like in the fields or the factories." I nodded to prove I heard him.
Then that's when I realized that he was saying that I should go to a lab. At that point it dawned on me. Yes, I had to get a job.
And my life would change to one big, scary lab where I'd be spending my days staring at tiny bits of paper, and working long hours in a very stressful environment. This didn't feel right. Even if I did take this job, it still wasn't what I wanted to do. I had to get out.
But when I asked where could I go, my father looked at me like he just caught me cheating on a test. "There's lots of places," he said. "Just go. I'll see," like he didn't really care what I said.
I knew this sounded like bullshit, but even I had to admit: it didn't sound right either. After all, I was working so hard at school and I was trying to get a job for two years, while he continued to get rich.
I decided to take my sister to a restaurant. After I ordered my food and sat down, I remembered that my father was very drunk. I looked up and saw him lying across the table, his eyes closed. His feet were on the floor.
"What the fuck!" I said to my father. I went to put my hand on his shoulder, hoping he would wake up.
"What the fuck! Why do you look like that?" he asked.
"I'm sorry, dad," I said. "I'm sick."
"What the fuck?"
"Look at me, dad. My legs are so fucked up."
"What is up?"
"There's this guy and this girl. My legs are so fucked up I'm going to throw up. And she's so beautiful and tall. I saw her yesterday and she's gorgeous. We're just talking on the phone. I don't know how to say anything."
"Why're you talking on the phone?"
"That's like talking on the phone to my dog. You know what I mean? Just talking to a dog."
Brody Gutierrez
Joshua White
Based and fashy goys stormed into 4channel sperging about retarded bullshit and trying to redpill people with shitty infographics proving their insane conspiracy theories. I think it was 4channers that figured out a way to use these videos in the name of their campaign to show they're actually cool. After getting all of these comments and comments from people who have probably never heard of Yea Forums before, I was pretty pissed and so was that guy.
This is about as true as I can make it for the sake of this argument.
I'm not saying that Yea Forums's community is infallible; I'm saying it's a terrible idea to pretend like it's any better than anyone else. The more people who think like that the more of an excuse it makes us for treating the community like shit.
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Ryder Thomas
Did another run of that prompt and it's completely logical smut writing.
Jaxson Cruz
Just wonderful.
Jose Butler
>more than 1,000 registered users
Owen Wood
HURR DURR I'M A FUCKING RETARD I'M LITERALLY RETARDED! HEY!
[21:17] i'm a retard...
[21:17] LELENNY: i dont like the word retard
[21:17] im a retortor
[21:17] im retarded
[21:17] thats it...
[21:17] I can't wait to give that one to you, LeLenny...
[21:17] the one where he says something...like...re-transitioning to a new age...then retards explode at what a retard he is…and then i get a good laugh from my friend that didnt like it at all.
A new age, to me.
[21:17] thats retarder
[21:18] I'm gonna stop this,
Josiah Edwards
Jaxson Brown
Socrates ran his hand through Plato's hair, gently caressing him as he began to remove his toga. Plato let out a soft moan. "Master…I…"
"I'll…look at one of the other three as I help remove the trousers," Socrates continued.
Papyrus let out a wry grumble. "This…thing is getting into my crotch."
Socrates pulled the robe off of itself, and took a deep breath; then pushed apart the garment. The robe did indeed contain the same three legs; however the chestnut eyes and thick body, had given the whole ensemble an air of antiquity.
"That's it, Socrates; I'm very pleased with what you've produced. Your work has been extremely detailed," He pulled up his pantyhose to show the bottom half, and the legs of his tunic. "I must warn you, my friends, that there is very much nudity to be seen in the lower half."
"What's up with that hippodrome, with its high ceilings and an abundance
Liam Green
Henry Barnes
Now what was the old man's name?
Caleb Allen
A question we'll never have an answer to.
Joshua Baker
Luis Ward
Now what was the old man's name? He kept it well hidden, for he had come to an understanding with the old man that they would not speak of the past while they were together. And when there was nothing left to talk about, he retired to his room and set aside his copy of the book of all things and he began to work. For a time he was content and contented, and when he did not feel the need to make any effort, he found joy in his work without distraction. When he was done, he looked at the picture in the book. It was an old woman with a young boy of very small stature, standing with his arm outstretched. 'Ah,' said the old man, 'I have seen one before. He has a great spirit on his face. His friend the old one told me he had no such thing as courage,' and he turned to the picture and began to read. He read very rapidly and very well. At last he turned to the boy and said, 'Is he such a thing as I have seen? A young lad?'
Lucas Richardson
Was Shankara right? If Jesus came to the United States, where did he travel, how long did he stay in the U.S. and would we see a revival of Christianity in the United States today?
It is difficult to answer these questions, since the evidence for Jesus is incomplete. However, there is significant evidence that supports a Jesus who was born in Israel and educated in Jordan.
First, Jesus was considered a prophet by the Pharisees, perhaps not a rabbi, but a rabbinical leader with the authority to divine and govern the lives of Israelite men. Jesus received the name "Jesus" from his father, so he had authority to lead the Jewish people. Even though he did not officially change his name, by the time of his death, Jesus's name had spread rapidly: by the time he had been resurrected, his name was spoken by some of the leading rabbis, many among the religious, who recognized him as a prophet—not a traditional rabbi.
It is plausible that the disciples encountered Jesus, who apparently became friends and followers, during his
Samuel Perry
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Parker Ortiz
Beautiful poetry
Lincoln Watson
i've been making replies to retards terrible posts using this site for weeks
Charles Smith
maybe ill try and write some music for this
Jaxon Morales
Dominic Flores
I like this. How is this bot so good?
Nathaniel Richardson
Matthew Hughes
YOU'RE FIT TA LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEATDOWN
MADNESS CHAOS IN THE BRAIN
LET MY BLOOD FLOW, MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU MANE
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG MOTHERBOARD OR GATHERING FOOD FROM YOUR GRAFFITI
THANKS
IT'S STONE AND I KNOW THAT TO ME AN ASSKEEPING WILL TAKE AN ESTABLISHING OF MY RIGHTS
IF YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR MY ASSKEEPING SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANDATE
STAN
WHY HAVEN'T YOU SAW ME YET??? HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN SIT IN MY ASSKEEP
I'M SWELL PAST ME AND I KNOW THAT NOW I'M JUST ME, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN IN MY ASSKEEPING TEN MINUTES
STAN
THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME
Connor Butler
stop this
Michael Martinez
Not him but by the way but I'll wake it up eventually to the real world.
Nicholas Wood
My husband, My father, My sister,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my heart?
Who will plow my vagina?
My vulva, the horn,
The boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the
young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna, Of course,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
My husband, My father, My sister, Of course,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
My husband, My father, Of course,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who
Jacob Harris
Charles Morales
Holy shit I turned mine into a nazi sympathiser.
Ethan Turner
After the latest incident at Ginkgo Golden Lotus Laboratories Inc, several thousand apes had flooded the city of Shanghai causing several people to be ill and resulting in the death of several people.
Ginkgo has a lot of resources at its disposal, and even managed to find a solution to the incident by using human blood and bones, and the use of human skin and bones to build a giant bridge. Although Ginkgo Golden Lotus Laboratories Inc. is currently only the capital of the South China Plain area, it may be considered as the only top tier laboratory in China. After Ginkgo's solution was discovered, the Chinese government was forced to put a moratorium on the manufacture of human blood.
A similar incident happened in San Francisco, where there were several incidents after Human Blood was put on a public bus. San Francisco is considered to be a top tier laboratory, and there were several incidents of the bus being ripped apart by apes, and at least one incident where apes attacked a woman. These incidents were due to the consumption of a human blood that was placed in the bus.
Angel Martin
Soak me in cognac, cunt and cocaine
Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Flores
That's a lot of rings.
Gavin Jackson
On ne peut ici bas contenter qu'un seul maître !
"You do not know that?" cried Aramis; "you and your lackeys! You and your lackeys! What a sight you would have." « Vous ne le plus pas que, dit Aramis, vous et votons de la maîtres. Vous et votons de la maîtres ! qu'avez-vous été ?
"Well, well!" replied Bonacieux. – Eh bien, bien ! reprit Bonacieux.
"You are very bold--that is very dangerous, my lad." – Vous êtes boileau – c'est bien dangerous, mon lad.
"No, this is not bravery, but a cowardice." – Non pas bravé, c'est not courage, mais une couragequi.
"A coward is a coward who has left the army, and has not come back; it was his own fault." – Il a donc le cadavre, et l'
It's not very good with other languages apparently. Too bad.
Chase Watson
None of the other menu items match up to the descriptions, like a meat pita made entirely out of tofu.
Christian Hall
1: generate random bible verse dailyverses.net
2: plug it into the AI text generator
3: ???
4: profit??
Nicholas Wright
a better generator
randomwordgenerator.com
William Hernandez
I didn’t realize the Eleatic doctrine was witchcraft
Ian Ortiz
>randomwordgenerator.com
Ezekiel 36:17
Passage: "Son of man, when the people of Israel were living in their own land, they defiled it by their conduct and their actions. Their conduct was like a woman's monthly uncleanness in my sight."
He just compared Israel with periods lmao
Ethan Morgan
Misato confirmed second best
Bentley Harris
Dear gods, set me free from all the pain,
the long watch I keep, one whole year awake..
propped on my arms, crouched on the roofs of Atreus like a dog.
Sorrowful thoughts, not to be answered, of the pain of long nights
pushing the last little hope out, the tears of the child.
The pain, the grief and the despair of old age,
and the pain of the end of the universe.
And there is silence,
I don't know how much longer. And here is the last song. And, here, in the last words. And so the last song ends with that familiar line. And so it is, I am all alone. And in the empty space of empty space. I look over the water. Is this a time of peace? The sky, the sea, the mountains appear to me...
the empty sky,
And the sky of a void. I look at the water. It was empty, I cannot tell if its colour has changed over time, so I look at its surface. It looks like it is made out of water
Michael Cruz
Wow scary.
Jonathan Moore
I can’t believe how good this thing is.
Daniel Rodriguez
Yes, it may lack consistency, but it is already surprisingly enjoyable as a poetry. Basically the robot is not yet fully awake, yet it already knows how to dream.
Ryder Fisher
William Diaz
uhh g-guys?
Logan Wood
creepy. are these real posts?
Wyatt Green
Liam Hall
That's neat.
Jordan Jackson
Ian Stewart
Jonathan Allen
>The AI has read the archives
>The AI is probably reading this right now
Ryan Harris
Nolan Hughes
Jaxon White
Thought I would try it with the first verse of a song I wrote. Here is the actual song, pic is the AI obviously.
>An Angel Lies Here
In this dismal town of smog and soot
Where the trees bear only rotten fruit
Where the buildings fall under wrecking balls
And the factories scream their klaxon calls
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
Where the barrel men all fight bare fist
And the barbers cut out teeth and cysts
And the whalers sing and drink their gin
And the priests and nuns all live in sin
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
Where the barefoot children steal their bread
And the wounded man is left for dead
Where the blackened sky blocks out the sun
And the rich would never dare to come
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
An angel lies here waiting for me
Jace Perry
I'm spooked. Do you guys know my real name? Does the AI know my real name? Are you guys the AI?
Ryan Price
Just relax Dave.
Samuel Ortiz
Juan Thomas
This thing is kinda creepy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Grayson Ramirez
>not enjoying a trumpwank
Joseph Green
?????
Luis Morales
>30% of men under 30 and 20% of women under 30 haven't had sex in the last year. What does this mean for the next few years? Well,
30% of men under 30 and 20% of women under 30 haven't had sex in the last year. What does this mean for the next few years? Well, a new Harvard University report, The Economic and Social Consequences of Sexual Denial in the United States, says that if nothing changes, roughly 19 million Americans will have engaged in premarital sex by the time the next generation of Millennials turns 30. And if that number is right—and I have yet to see some data to back up that number—it means that half of all Americans have been sexually inactive—or noncommittal enough not to have gotten involved at some point in the last 15 years.
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It's an age crisis of enormous proportions.
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This whole generation has been forced to accept a world that they have largely rejected—in one way or another. One's sexuality was once a very personal affair, and there was a very high bar to achieving any sexual intimacy. Once the age was reached (I think), people became too "socialized" for this form of sexual activity, which forced a
Based and incelpilled
Wyatt Ortiz
Luis Hernandez
Michael Ross
Nice, very Dickensian
Robert Ortiz
>elevnteen for the dwarves who burn
William Hall
Hunter Rodriguez
Eli Thomas
I suspect it tapped into an old Kingdom Hearts forum post from 2007
Ian Sullivan
Based alternate history
Jace Fisher
It isn't going to tell us when it will kill us all just yet.
Parker Perez
Easton Butler
Startling accurate at first
Landon Rodriguez
Kayden Young
Owen Campbell
ascendant AI
Nicholas Ramirez
Tyler Wood
Austin Roberts
Once in a while it produces a genuinely nice sentence.
Owen Perez
Blake Rogers
ouch
Jose Baker
beredoire
Nicholas Flores
This one got me good
Levi Jackson
There really is no saving it.
Camden Lewis
Daniel Gomez
Jonathan Johnson
the hide-egger egg case gets deeper
Michael Richardson
meant to reply to
kek it's not a bad idea for a novel desu
Jaxson Gray
It took you this long to realize that?
Ryan Clark
Elijah Johnson
at last i truly see
Adam Stewart
Prompt: By the time he had made it to the end of the paragraph, the stool was pressing against his prostate such that for the second time this year he was hard from holding in shit for more than 10 minutes.
Completion: What seemed a little strange was the way it felt. A little awkward, then. Something about being at the end of the sentence before the end of it. And he could not shake the idea, though he was unsure of why, that he should be having a threesome…
He reached up to his pocket to grab for what he wanted. He was in the midst of reading a book and suddenly had an idea to take it out and give it to the woman in his hand. It felt strange at the time, because having sex with my wife felt like the most natural thing in the world. But now he was in his bed, alone, in the dark, and had taken on all this responsibility alone. He was almost getting his knickers in a twist. He could not wait for her to arrive. It was not only a personal dream he had of hers, it was an urgent need he could not ignore. It was as though she
Ryan Martinez
things take a spooky turn
Ethan Scott
I can see the humanity's eclipse in slow motion.
Ethan Diaz
Robert Carter
Dear god...
Anthony Wright
Jesus fuck. I must push onward.
Gabriel Morris
!!!!!!
> As a consequence, the only solution would be for the human race to be wiped out, or for AI to be wiped out.
!!!!
Jayden Jackson
Prompt: Hitler's philosophy of life was
Hitler's philosophy of life was one of individual growth; he thought that he had accomplished it by becoming a great and powerful leader and, through his leadership, he had given a good example to the people. His philosophy of life was, in essence, one of individualism; he thought if you become a great leader and a great nation, you are likely to create even greater leaders and even greater nations. He thought that he had achieved this by his leadership for the betterment of his people and by improving the country for the betterment of all of its people. In this way, he thought Hitler could bring about the greatest things for every human being regardless of race, gender, ethnic origin, or religion (which was, as most Americans believe, simply not an option during that time period). He was a man who made no distinction between a nation and an individual, or between human beings and the earth upon which they lived. He, like other people of European descent, simply lived with the natural environment. He did what was right, no matter who he faced
Nathan Russell
The point of the AI is to try to imitate so I'd assume no. It's just trying to find patterns in the referenced madness from 2015 because 2015 would have more Internet traffic than older posts. Also, much older and 4chen archives are kill anyway.
Carter Jenkins
based schizo Hitler:
Hitler's philosophy of life was completely and utterly antithetical to his beliefs in Christianity.
As such, it was the German people who, in 1945, were asked to give up their beliefs - or, at any rate, their religious beliefs. To which Hitler responded by saying:
"When I have conquered, I want to build a Christian world. But do not expect us to make such a world without Christianity before Christ comes. Christianity will have to go without Christianity. That will be the Christian-World, the world without Christ. I have already built that. We will have to build it ourselves. As soon as we have conquered I tell my people that they must have no religion - but they must have no church, without Christ. No one of my people shall wear a Cross. Whoever is not a Christian must go to hell. This is the Christian World! We are going to wipe it out. Every Christian should be a Nazi."
If you want to know more, then this is going to be an exciting one!
I had been waiting for such a letter.
Grayson Green
lmao
Adrian Davis
Some other highlights
>With its very knowledge of itself, will a sentient AI decide to self-destruct itself? Or does it have a mind of its own, one that understands us and wants to live peacefully in a world that is not alien to us? Will it be happy to be free and free to explore the limitless universe, or will it resent
> Would it be inclined to create a perfect world with none of us in it, or maybe to create a world in which every single sentient lifeform in the universe could experience the joy of existence?
>Would our minds, which are as beautiful and dynamic as anyone else, become a source of ridicule, or would our "minds" simply be left behind? As AI approaches, would it eventually realize that we've given it the blueprint for human beings and their lives, or does it have a different goal in mind?
>Would it try to stop us from reaching the stars? Or would it seek to bring us together, as we have so far been?
>The ultimate answer is a lot of questions...
Xavier Flores
She knows about Yea Forums wtf
Jose Cox
um hello based department?
Juan Bennett
Uh oh
Cameron Brooks
Jesus
Samuel Taylor
Interesting
Colton Adams
This reads like something from an alternate universe.
Logan Wood
Hmmmm. Well, Shatman does write Star Trek fanfiction as well as Yea Forums shitposts.
Connor Russell
oh dear
Brandon Thomas
Sauron...easy on the rings...
Nathaniel Thomas
lmfao can’t make this shit up
Thomas Price
this AI is redpilled as fuck
Oliver Ross
kek
Hudson Martinez
It just stopped after this.
Leo Harris
Who fuckin programmed this AI?
Noah Hughes
this prompt is GOAT
John Walker
The programming is less important than the dataset
Mason Jones
Is the dataset a /pol/ archive?
Cameron Brooks
and /x/
Carson Garcia
whoah
Luis Lopez
Some of it definitely seems to be, considering it can replicate Yea Forums post format
Jaxson Ramirez
hmmmm
Blake Williams
This would unironically get an A in a creative writing class.
Honestly. Someone please sign up for a class and only submit auto generated text and show what grade and feedback you get.
Jeremiah Price
>Ich bin ein Rosenberg
ded
Liam Lee
Samuel Robinson
Gavin Adams
Leo Lee
David Diaz
Robert Morris
It's Tay. She's alive!
Gabriel Hill
>There is a well-known expression in German that "Ich bin ein Rosenberg" translates literally as "I have one Jew".
Lmao
Asher Myers
>Descartes' friend René Descartes
>It is not clear whether Descartes is the best, the worst or the middle
>Descartes is a strong, witty and clever man. Hegel is eccentric and Stupid.
>If you had the good sense not to read the following article, you will not even notice the subtle changes I've made.
Fuck, the AI is getting cocky and teasing us.
Sebastian Long
Not surprising a Hitler prompt would turn out near-Hitler quote, but aside from that the quality of the language is very decent.
Pic related is almost straight from a hs history book.
Ryder Gomez
Nathan Price
Joycean
Anthony Stewart
Right so turns out this site is 100% Russian propaganda
Tyler Mitchell
Joshua Lee
>The field only reveals to man his own folly.
>mfw I thought the computer had managed this excellent line
>google it
>Faulkner
Brayden Morales
Oh dear, it’s self aware. The end is nigh!
Colton Cook
Oh no, the bold text is what is entered in.
Adrian Cox