What books should I read to impress qt art hoes

Art hoes is their own chosen label....

>Stop calling them hoes
no.
>Which books do you like to read?
this isn't about me, this is about the hoes

Every time I see one of your posts I make a mark on a piece of paper. Every mark is another tranny I will kill :)

>guy tells me what he's reading to try and impress me
>Fight Club
>Infinite Jest
>Notes From Underground
>Crime and Punishment
>Moby Dick
>Blood Meridian
>The Catcher in the Rye
>American Psycho
>Stoner
>2666
>No Longer Human
>Lolita
>The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Starship Troopers
>Ulysses

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did you fuck him?

Answer the damn question, OP.

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no

According to GEB should do trick

Kurt Vonnegut
Jack Kerouac
Charles Bukowski
Hunter S Thompson
Anthony Burgess
Stephen King
Harry Potter
Any YA book that's been made into a movie within the last 5 years

Damn that's a genuinely impressive "books chicks will never understand" playlist

Don't actually read any books. Just skim the wikipedia articles and bullshit like you know what you're talking about. Mostly let them talk and pretend you're interested and actually listen to them so you can repeat shit they say to make them think you care. Get close to them while they're talking and make body contact. Then go back to your place and fuck.

answer mine first

butt hurt fly

>what books should I read to impress qt art hoes
There is one book you should read. It is titled "Face, Height, Frame".

Oh, yea, Starship Troopers. The famous go-to book to impress women and get laid. 2/10 bait, not even trying.

Only correct answer. Would you fuck an overweight leg beard just because she read the same books as you?

just google 'best books'

>girl tells me she likes to read a lot too, "what authors do you like?"
>Stephen King
>Suzanne Collins
>John Green
>Jane Austen
>George Orwell
>J.K. Rowling
>G.R.R. Martin
>Paulo Coelho
>Isabel Allende
>Anne Rice

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Paulo Coelho is actually the worst one on that list.

The Coiled Serpent by Cornelis Johannes Van Vliet

art hoes only care about how tall you are and if you are a professional artist/musician or a professor, OP

Literally no arthoe cares WHAT you read, as long as you're reading something

both of these, see pic related

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Something that teaches you how to act like an abusive father since that's what gets them wet

The Cumbrain Manifesto by me

Chapter 1 : Everything is about sex. How to obtain more orifices to deposit your white urine into. Sex sex sex sex sex. I love sex.

The end

an incel made this

brings back some bad memories, roastie ?

How does every single roastpost bear out holes.jpg, every single time? I don't understand it. You'd think they'd at least break from the script occasionally. It must be such a universal impulse to them that it's pre-rational.

Imagine what it must be like having a woman's brain. A man says something mildly critical of a woman? "I bet you just can't get laid." Your bus arrives five minutes late? "Fucking incel bus, I'll NEVER let that bus fuck me now." Annoying mosquito? "Virgin mosquito, I'll never give you my holes mosquito, incel mosquito." It's the omni-solution to all life's problems. The whole world revolves around your holes and the Great Chain of Being is arrayed according to who has been deemed worthy and unworthy of holes-access.

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>huh, people are always telling me I'm a virgin loser who will never get a girlfriend; this must say a lot about women's psychology.

Imagine being this person irl.

probably, but it's also accurate

"A man possesses genitals, a woman's genitals possess her."

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What is with misogynists projecting quintessentially male faults onto women? Men are more likely to be sexually aggressive, men are more likely to cheat, men are more likely to sexually assault and rape, men are more likely to watch porn, do drugs, act impulsively, commit crimes, leave their children, beat their spouse, etc. Yet misogynists on this board claim that all women care about is sex and they are sluts and they're purely instinctual creatures, etc. When these are non gendered traits that, if one had to assign them a gender, would be more associated with males!

This t.b.h.

Also whatever you like to read, as long as you're passionate and alpha enough in expressing why you like it, will impress art hoes (and most people really, most people don't read that much and passionate non-spergy interest is always attractive).

you're a whore as well. but not a cute whore like ops pic, youre an ugly whore, that nobody wants.

To be honest that's how a good part of society and art is structured.

>time to watch transformers
kek'd

still giving off strong incel vibes though

You meant to click "Downvote," not post white noise.

>You meant to click "Downvote," not post white noise.
Couldn't of said it better myself.

Now if only you could be made self-aware.

Now OP, why would you want to impress hoes? I suggest you reconsider your priorities

Missed the point entirely. That extract was saying that because men can be both sexual and non-sexual, their sexual nature is stronger, more apparent, and because women can only be sexual, their sexual nature is less intense, more subtle. Male sexuality is more intense but is only a small part of a man's being, female sexuality is less intense but is the all-consuming essence of a woman's being.

When are mods going to start banning these threads? It's now spread to other boards.

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>omg I love reading!!

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>When are mods going to start banning these threads?
Never ever ever. Have you noticed that Yea Forums is no longer about literature? That novels and authors are hardly ever discussed here any more? That the far majority of threads are pseuds, posers, and plebs opining on religion and philosophy? Face it, user, literature doesn’t sell on Yea Forums, and shit threads like this one are needed to provide a little variety from the endless Catholic vs. Muslim and Evola vs. Guénon threads.

Fuck what a genuinely based list of books
Maybe I should read my dates my fav passages from Moby Dick and use their reaction as criteria

>Couldn't of
Yes yes.

Just hide these types of threads

kek

>t.

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read as much as you want, it's irellevant. be attractive and a good enough conversationalist. appear apathetic for bonus points

none, just read the wikipedia pages, most art hoes don't read book and when they do it's just skimming whilst half paying attention they have no more than a surface level of knowledge about any book, also you shouldn't want art hoes in the first place they have no worth

>they have no worth
every human being has worth, user

every human has worth to the human species but not to individuals, someone can have worth to you but absolutely none to me and vice versa

Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
How to Win Friends & Influence People - Dale Carnegie
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion - Robert B. Cialdini
Way of the Wolf: Straight Line Selling - Jordan Belfort
The Art of Thinking Clearly - Rolf Dobelli
What Everybody Is Saying - Joe Navarro

Become a chad

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Talk to them and you will lose all interest.

Towards a Hermeneutic of the Bop by C.F. Mathewson (Devries Verlag, 2008)

>qt art hoes

I should have phrased this every human being has worth to someone but not to everyone

Could there be anything less masculine than consistently focusing on women and talking about them incessantly? Who gives a fuck? stop posting about this shit

that quote is so cringe. seriously, what did the guy even do with his life? write some books? oh wow, thats so crazy, he's living life on the edge! lmao.

>Could there be anything less masculine than consistently focusing on women and talking about them incessantly?
yes, consistently focusing on masculinity and talking about it incessantly.

Luckily I'm not doing that. The point remains, the constant posts about women on this board betrays a wholly pathetic need and yearning for them

What do you do? Masturbate multiple times a day and shitpost on Yea Forums?

this user has a point y'know

this

she looked least 3 times cuter if she didnt dress like a clown

>Anais Nin
>Collette
>Duras
>Cortazar
>Rilke
>Nemirovsky
>marina tsaveteva or whatever her name is

Orwell is great lol

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Please share your wisdom my queen!

This, but unironically

Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur. Anything that barely occupies a page (6 words max) with relatable junk will suffice. Oh and illustrations. Even if that concept is rudimentary for books standards, even the crudest ones have a better story than the contents in said books to them.

butthurfly

why is this so true

Viktor Shklovsky’s Zoo.

Every girl that was artsy and went to my school was always posting pics of pages from this book on social media.

People posting John Greene and what not are out of touch. That guy is too basic for even basic people. If you want to impress girls/guys that act like they read instead of reading go for the books that culture tells you are good.
Anything by Stephen King, The Alchemist, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, some of Vonnegut (not the weird shit), handmaiden's tale

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you got a hairy bush babe?

A well-read intellectual feminine will be impressed with this list:

- Orlando by Virginia Woolf
- To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf
- The Second Sex (Le deuxime sexe #1-2) by Simone de Beauvoir
- The Complete Persepolis (Persepolis #1-4) by Marjane Satrapi
- The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bront
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
- Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Should I call them men instead, you fucking tranny?

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its like if ally sheedy had gone with the burner dude rather than emilio and they had a kid

>the tripfaggot is also a beefcurtain
well..well...

>give teacher (not underage) book recommendations
>she tells me to read fahrenheit and 1984
>i tell her 1984 isn't literature

>tfw no arthoe booktube gf

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>"Become a chad"
>doesn't include Win Bigly
lmao do you even have a talent stack

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