Haven't read Ulysses and Finnegans Wake

>Haven't read Ulysses and Finnegans Wake
>Haven't read In Search of Lost Time
>Haven't read The Man Without Qualities
>Haven't read The Wings of the Dove, The Ambassadors, and The Golden Bowl
>Haven't read The Magic Mountain
>Haven't read The Death of Virgil and The Sleepwalkers
>Haven't read Arcades Project
>Haven't read the three critiques
>Haven't read The Recognitions and JR
>Haven't read The Tunnel
>Haven't read Molloy-Malone Dies-The Unnameable
>Haven't read Gravity's Rainbow and Mason & Dixon
>Haven't read the Capitalism and Schizophrenia series
>Haven't read The World as Will and Idea
>Haven't read The Phenomenology of Spirit
>Haven't read Das Kapital
>Haven't read Aesthetic Theory
>Haven't read Understanding Media
>Haven't read The Rhetoric of Fiction
>Haven't read Mimesis: The Representation of Reality in Western Literature
>Haven't read The Order of Things
>Haven't read Steps to an Ecology of Mind
>Haven't read Process and Reality
>Haven't read The Anatomy of Melancholy
>Haven't read Zibaldone
>Haven't read The Wastebooks
>Haven't read Montaigne's Complete Essays
>Haven't read Religio Medicidi and Urne Burial
>Haven't read Shakespeare's Complete Works
>Haven't read The Lusiads
>Haven't read Johnson's Essays
>Haven't read Pensees
>Haven't read The Divine Comedy
>Haven't read The Decameron
>Haven't read The Canterbury Tales
>Haven't read Paradise Lost
>Haven't read Gargantua and Pantagreul
>Haven't read Tristam Shandy
>Haven't read Gulliver's Travels
>Haven't read Don Quixote
>Haven't read Anna Karenina
>Haven't read Petersburg
>Haven't read Middlemarch
>Haven't read Wuthering Heights
>Haven't read Jane Eyre
>Haven't read Faust
>Haven't read The Aeneid
>Haven't read The Iliad and The Odyssey
>Haven't read Moby Dick
>Haven't read Ada, or Ardor
>Haven't read The Counterfeiters
>Haven't read The Sound and the Fury
>Haven't read The Flanders Road
>Haven't read The U.S.A. Trilogy
>Haven't read Auto de fa
>Haven't read Zeno's Conscience
>Haven't read The Radetzky March
>Haven't read Journey to the End of the Night and Death on Credit
>Haven't read The Book of Disquiet
>Haven't read This Business of Living
>Haven't read Locus Solus
>Haven't read The Unconsoled
>Haven't read The Tin Drum
>Haven't read Extinction and Correction
>Haven't read Austerlitz
>Haven't read Disgrace
>Haven't read Bleak House
>Haven't read Life: A User's Manual
>Haven't read Hopscotch
>Haven't read Paradiso
>Haven't read Conversation in the Cathedral
>Haven't read 2666
>Haven't read One Hundred Years of Solitude
>Haven't read Tomorrow in the Battle Think on me
>Haven't read Baltasar & Blimunda
>Haven't read The Narratives of Empire series
>Haven'. read The Sea of Fertility tetralogy
>Haven't read Snow Country
>Haven't read Kokoro
>Haven't read The Makioka Sisters
>Haven't read The Tale of Genji
There is too much frens

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>Haven't read 2666
and that's a good thing

based

There is too much. It fucking sucks.

That’s alright buddy. We still love you. You’ll fit right in.

But you've read Infinite Jest, right?

>never too old to learn, it keeps me young

If you read Shakespeare you read everything. That being said, I myself have only read maybe 20% of yr list, and didn't care for about a third of that. Oh, BTW, almost no one has ever read Das Kapital all the way through. I am 60 years old and only ever met one person who had, and that was my father.

>I am 60 years old
What the fuck are you doing here

He realize the cheat code in life that is Yea Forums.

Yea Forums is the key to ultimate knowledge.

60 years old fag share me your wisdom .

>If you read Shakespeare you read everything
This is your brain on Angloitis. Go see a doctor.

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imagine wasting all that time reading translations; even after finishing them you still haven't actually read those works. how sad.

that why i am learn all the language mention in that list

brb buying all of these and not reading them

Dont wanna learn greck

nobody on this board has read any of those books

Middle age mother and cumbrain tier. Anyone who calls it literature should be taken to the gallows.

retards

English is the ultimate, all else pales by comparison. You may not like it, but English is peak performance.

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>Robert Musil
>Marcel Proust
>Walter Benjamin
>Theodor Adorno
Excellent taste. Read them.

I just know you started reading it and gave up after 150 pages

Neither has anyone else here.

>be me
>don’t read
>posts exclusively on Yea Forums

Get dabbed on, retards

>look mom I’m projecting

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If you’re not going to die next year it’s not too much at all fren