ITT: Book that makes you a Chad

Hey Yea Forums I need a book that can makes me a chad

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Start with Dr. Nietzsche, then come back and post results.

Buy 48 Laws of Power
Don't actually bother to read it
Post pictures of it on here
Talk about how your life is so much better now that you know you're a sociopath
kys
sage

Callicles' speech in Plato's Gorgias.

fuck off

It's called Go For A Fucking Run and Get Your Life Together, Faggot by Anonymous

The secret

read this and stop being a faggot

and don't read philosophy who cares about what some dead losers think

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Tolstoy

sound like a book for gamers and incels

Are you this one user who hates 90% philosophy right here?

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The only book chads use is Facebook

Imagine being dumb enough to think that a self help book will teach you the secrets to getting laid. This shit is why you people will never cum inside a girl.

I've finished Nietzsche's work, Kant, and I'm nearly done with Hegel.

I like learning about philosophy but basing your life philosophy on theirs because you're incompetent at thinking for yourself is fucking retarded.

Who's that one philosopher who says you're an idiot if you listen to philosophers?

So for you what's the point of philosophy if you can't apply it to your life?

You fucked up. You didn't start with the Greeks. Start over.

Live example of egoist who think is the smartest alive, and can't even apply philosophy to his life.

Live example of egoist who think is the smartest alive, and can't even apply philosophy to his life.

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Sorry user, missclick

Sorry user, missclick again@@

and that's for fucking faces, not reading books

the bhagavat gita

Unironically the Mistery Method.
>inb4 self help PUA crap
No it's actually good.

I'm reading it right now.

Have you unironically managed to get laid after reading it?

Moby-Dick

The Quran

Care to suggest any alternatives. Being serious here, although what I want is something long term.