Do you have friends who read?

It seems like there's no one to talk to about lit stuff anymore.
I knew a girl in college once who talked to me about neoplatanism and St. Augustine. Roads not taken...
Where can I find people to talk books with besides anons?

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i bet her feet smell RANK, i bet her flats peel off leaving little black flecks of salty, sweaty insole leather impacted on the face of her footpad's skin, every pulse of her heart flushing apart the wrinkles in her soles that had been mashed together since she put them on, every throb unsealing more vapors of steamed sweat from the crevices of her toes where they had fermented all day

Based and redpilled

Now I want a foot job

How do i get my gf to give me a footjob when im too shy to admit my fetish?

I've got no friends who read. Fortunately,
I don't really need them. Surely, you see
a man can make a world all of his own,
and people it with friends as yet unknown,
but which he can imagine as he wills,
The same for girls--imagine all the thrills,
of crafting waifus through the power of Mind,
even a girl who reads St. Augustine.
No limit to that which you can imagine.
Who needs real friends, when you've got a pageant
of pretty visions in your inward space?
If you aren't greedy then that should suffice.

>mind
>augustine

So close. But you're pretty talented user.

Thanks

wtf is wrong with you

shes your gf how is she going to be dumb enough to not know u like feet cuck

bros.. Im gonna do it...
im gonna
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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I had a gf who was convinced I like feet and I don't. Women are something.

Just tell her you would like to try a footjob (don't tell ask her about licking them if you're not sure)
Footjob are pretty common, never told my ex about my fetish but I got to try at least.
I warn you, you should use lubrication, and it's not that great really mentally arousing but pleasure wise a blowjob is insanely better.
If she do it wrong grab her ankles and guide her.

I've worshipped her feet before but only for a minute or so. And she has on occasion given quick footjobs but she seems to do it as foreplay rather than something to get really into.

Basically I want to find a way to let her know she should keep going without coming off as weird. And for fags telling me i should just tell her, part of what turns me on is having to be inconspicuous about it.

just go nofap for a week and come instant when she gives you a quick footjob
(offer to clean her feet afterwards, you cum eating cuck)
i'd say she get the hint that it turns you on alot and starts to tease you with them UwU

just like my chinese comics

I've thought of that but i imagine myself looking like an aspie if I start by fucking cumming on her feet.

believe me, she already knows you're an aspie and somehow still chooses to be with you
you should stop worrying so much

"h-hey gf! i was just thinking.. like.. imagine if i hehe, just i-imagine if i were to cum f-from you rubbing yo-your feet against my weenie hehe, l-like.. wouldnt that be silly? hehe.. j-just imagine.. ME c-cumming f-from your feet, like haha t-totally crazy.. w-what do you think? n-nah i am just joking haha"

bro just give her a foot massage and start kissing her feet, they giggle like school girls and then the just end up poking you with their feet over and over, try it out man

>having friends

>friends who read
>friends

Just let her catch you casually watching foot job porn

I like you, but I have a couple comments:
>No limit to that which you can imagine.
Too many syllables.
>If you aren't greedy then that should suffice.
"Arnt" is a little bit of a cheap shot but I'll let it slide.
>even a girl who reads St. Augustine.
Nothing wrong with this, classic poets use slant rhyme, or otherwise intentionally slightly mispronounce, all the time.

As your next assignment, you should consider experimenting with different meters, say an anapest, notating ˘ ˘ ¯ at the outset to guide the reader.

Thanks, can't believe I let that extra syllable creep in there, embarrassing. Never written poetry before, but I was reading Shakespeare and that rhyme scheme or meter or whatchyamacallit got stuck in my head so I decided to respond to some anons with verse. Here's another one I did yesterday >notating ˘ ˘ ¯
Frankly, I have no idea what that means. I really don't know anything about poetry. I've basically only read some Shelley and some Shakespeare.

>Where can I find people to talk books
The place is called Europe.

>do you have friends
No
>who read
No

Go to a Yea Forums meetup.

Basically what Yea Forums meetups are great for, you'll get some sore thumbs and all the different sized and shaped feet for practice. People will think you're a professional reflexologist and you'll get all the soulful benefits of dutiful techne

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I don’t even have friends

Where did it all go so wrong?

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dang it you know it

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tfw want to suck gfs toes but she keeps pulling away saying it tickles

My hypothesis is that people develop foot fetishes from fucking missionary with the guy holding the feet, to developing positive reinforcement. Personally I used to get hard just by smelling a girls shoes leaking out. I did this and young man so I believe this contributed to it due to the fact I stopped having sex in the above mentioned manner. I'm going to group this one with evolutionary psychology, perhaps hitting it in that way assisted with not only retention of seed but awareness due to height and anatomical benefits such as being able to defend oneself from ambush while performing.

My friends all read genre fiction trash or Vonnegut or something like that. They’re cool though and I don’t choose them as my friends based solely on their literary tastes (or I wouldn’t have friends.)

I don't think it's an adaptation. I think it's some kind of physical or developmental aberration.

I think it varies case by case. My ex had tiny feet and two of her toes were webbed which I found cute, but stuff like OP's pic and I think is revolting, not into the smell aspect at all. Dainty small feet are just cute

>Where do you work out?
>At the cobblers

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you seem to have the well-adjusted version. congrats, we all wish we were you.

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no, but i do have frens who read

massage her feet first so she gets used to them being touched. It's all about adjustment-- feet are really sensitive and used to taking a pounding every day, so slighter sensations are bound to feel odd. Ease her in by massaging her soles and her calves, then gently kiss the toes and slowly work your way up.
It doesn't even take that much time, but getting your toes sucked can feel amazing and intimate and she'll beg you for more if you give er the chance to enjoy it too.

I used to have a friend who read a lot; he gave me a Pynchon book, and Pale Fire, and some other book by Saul Bellow. He also made me woke to the distinction between literary and genre fiction. Unfortunately he passed out of my life when I joined the military and left town

Bump

Really, user?

I have a guy I met on a forum years ago who has similar taste and interests to me. Neither of us use the forum any more but we talk about books and films almost every day on WhatsApp

the second your father came in your mom's pussy was the moment you lost.
everything was already programmed and your path was already decided

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