Reading the Bible

How do you recommend going about this?

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very carefully

Jesus christ just pick a fucking bible up and read it.

It's the bible, they all say the same fucking shit. Do something for yourself for once you fucking child.

Not bothering at all

Read the NT, then the OT, then the NT again.

There's a correlation between orgasm and fertility.

Catholic version NT , Torah OT with annotations otherwise everything will go over your head

Just pick up the KJV, read the Five Books of Moses and the New Testament, then read in between until it's all done.

read the four gospels of new testament then read book of Revelation. after reading that you will probably read the rest of the bible

The woman's orgasm is necessary to create life that won't be raised in secret to turn on the man once old enough.

A man's orgasm is no longer necessary to create life. Semen can be extracted by other methods.

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H O T

with the guidance of the catholic church

what if the church wants to guide an old priest's cock into your mouth instead?

it doesn't and your blasphemies will not go unpunished

>muh clericalism
Must suck having to defend the largest child rape organization on the face of the planet.

not really. the world would be a far better place if only men of religious orders had access to education. men not guided by God should not be allowed to be literate. history has proved this

>men not guided by God
Sounds like that's God's fault then

Sounds like you're part of the wrong religion then, LARPer.

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you don't need to be able to read to know scripture

Cringe. Adultery and general sexual misconduct is not allowed in Catholicism nor Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Just because a few bad apples break the rules, doesn't condemn the entire religion. Just as there are hyper radical people of any group.
Also, free will could've only come from a higher divinity. Athiests have no objective say that anything is evil or good without religion. The "there are evil things in life therefore god is not real or he's evil himself xD" is a super juvenile and easily combatted argument.

What’s that got to do with my post lol im not even an atheist. did you link the wrong post or something?

>133. The Church "forcefully and specifically exhorts all the Christian faithful ... to learn 'the surpassing knowledge of Jesus Christ,' by frequent READING of the divine Scriptures. [emphasis mine]
You apparently need to learn to read yourself.

You said it's God's fault that people are misguided, or did you not? As if God is supposed to be commanding your every move, aka no free will.

this is a catechism written in a world where everyone is literate. i'm not saying that reading the bible is bad, just that mass literacy is bad

so in other words the few people who are guided have no free will, and the rest of us who lack guidance do have free will? very strange doctrines, i must say

The Church "forcefully and specifically exhorts all the Christian faithful" to read Scripture. Do you disagree with the Church founded by Jesus Christ? Your opinion is irrelevant.

do you not know what a catechism is?

Lol. It's quoting Vatican II, Dei Verbum, the Dogmatic Constitution on Divine Revelation, section 25:
>The sacred synod also earnestly and especially urges all the Christian faithful, especially Religious, to learn by frequent reading of the divine Scriptures the "excellent knowledge of Jesus Christ" (Phil. 3:8). "For ignorance of the Scriptures is ignorance of Christ."
Try again, idiot.

notice how "by frequent reading of divine scriptures" isn't in quotations.

Vatican II was a mistake.

The female orgasm is necessary to secure Mans

Not necessarily, men precum before orgasm sometimes. Wouldn't this possibly be enough, if sex is done enough?

>not being able to causecan orgasm in a woman by default

I legit feel bad for these dicklet incels

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