I'm new to Yea Forums. What are the must-reads before I can shitpost here?
I'm new to Yea Forums. What are the must-reads before I can shitpost here?
Dylan Reyes
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Gabriel Green
check the recommended literature and then fuck off
Brody Bennett
meme trilogy, blood meridian, some dosto and you're good to go
Nolan Watson
nothing, Yea Forums doesn't read
David Mitchell
Go to the chart thread and read at least each book posted in each picture. Preferably every book that was a hit by the authors mentioned therein.
It should be about a thousand books before you're back. This should take you two years or so realistically, so lurk two years until then.
Jacob Hall
you just shitposted, welcome aboard
Xavier Sullivan
The entire western cannon
Jeremiah Clark
Macbeth
Iliad and the Odyssey
The Republic
Inferno
Don Quixote
War and Peace
Crime and Punishment
Brothers Karamazov
The Stranger
Ulysses
The Stranger
Infinite Jest
The Sopranos
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Josiah Hall
Honestly? Just read one book from Houellebecq since his books pretty much show you where literature is right now. If you find a post you don't understand you just google it and then act as an expert by paraphrasing what some well known authors said by going to their wikipedia page.
Noah Perry
Nothing. That's the best part user, nobody here reads!
David Brooks
everyone here knows at the very least Greek, Latin, and Sanskrit, so if you haven't mastered those three, you should really get to work user. *tips fedora*
*growls* Rawr xD welcome to lit, "pleb" lol !!!
Isaiah Wilson
I'll have you know I vaguely skim through wikipedia pages sometimes
Cooper Torres
This
Andrew Rogers
Start here for a basic overview:
Joseph Cook
the bible, retard
Jace Rodriguez
Caleb Robinson
Fanged Noumena
Ryder Cruz
Philosophy trio.
This one’s a little more experimental. user hasn’t given me any feedback on it
Dylan Stewart
make sure to read marx
Gavin Bennett
Whoa, you've finally ostensibly read something new! Why do you recommend those works?
Grayson Johnson
shitposting doesn't even require reading. see: the state of Yea Forums
Oliver Allen
A single book, any, would put you at an advantage over most Yea Forums users.
Brayden Taylor
Don't need to read, just lurk the archive and immitate your favorite shitposts.
Dominic Bennett
Since you're literally retarded, don't listen to the people telling you to read 1000 page experimental postmodern novels as the first thing you read since Harry Potter. Also completely ignore philosophy fags.
Here's a quick list of books you can read within 1-2 days:
Oedipus Rex
Lysistrata
Beowulf
Julius Caesar
Romeo and Juliet
Macbeth
Hamlet
Candide
Songs of Innocence and of Experience
Frankenstein
Northanger Abbey
A Christmas Carol
Notes from Underground
Goblin Market and Other Poems
The Complete Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
The Death of Ivan Ilych
Poems: Three Series by Emily Dickinson
Heart of Darkness
The Metamorphosis
The Trial
Mrs. Dalloway
The Great Gatsby
The Weary Blues
The Sun Also Rises
Brave New World
Their Eyes Were Watching God
Of Mice and Men
The Hobbit
The Stranger
The Screwtape Letters
Ficciones
The Diary of a Young Girl
Animal Farm
1984
The Catcher in the Rye
Fahrenheit 451
Lord of the Flies
Howl and Other Poems
The Palm-Wine Drinkard
Things Fall Apart
Giovanni's Room
The Woman in the Dunes
A Personal Matter
Death of a Naturalist
Slaughterhouse-Five
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Beloved
congratulations, you know have at least some knowledge of literature from its earliest beginnings to modern day
Lincoln Jackson
Nothing, lol. I've never even red a book
Angel Ward
Owen Hall
Naked lunch, naked lunch 2, and death wish featuring Charles bronson
Matthew Carter
Literally nothing. You can read the wikipedia summaries and you'll get by on here. If you actually want shitpost full time you just need to read a few books:
>The Republic
>The bible
>Capital Vol. 1
>Communist manifesto
>blood meridian
>gravity's rainbow
>brothers kamarazov
>the idiot
>crime and punishment
>moby dick
>war & peace
Adam Foster
>all those books
>in one or two days
>implying
Carter Rivera
>exposing the entirety of litposting in 50 words
bold
Kevin Brown
I meant "one or two days each."