I’m an electrical engineering major, my GF is an English major. Obviously I like reading...

“Start”

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Yes yes OP well done well done

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>is a book written by a man better than a book written by a woman?
seriously?

Yeah that’s fair user.

It’s personal tastes. But why does she like and dislike them? Maybe you could convince her of Moby’s worth.

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Checking them dubs my man, excellent pic and have an excellent day

Might as well check my own dubs while the captcha fucking loads jfc

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Get her to read Clarel and if she doesn't like it break up with her

how do i get /precolumbian/ gf?

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Women simply can't appreciate Melville, Conrad, Mccarthy etc. like men do. They lack the primal urges which drive men to kill, hunt, and so to speak the urge to "go to sea". This is why women are not sailors or pilots or soldiers.

yearly reminder

warosu.org/lit/thread/S11663496#p11663609

OP here. Mine’s white, can’t help ya

why do womens asses smell so bad bros

or butt secsers

OP, how do you get a women to make love to you?

because you're gay, son

Honestly? Get a little drunk (not shitfaced), go to a party, and let it rip. You’re already not having sex with these girls, so you’re not losing anything if they deny you. Ego has no place in the game of love.

They don’t bro. At least not the girls who know basic hygiene (which are probably not the girls that poster was getting, if any at all).

This

And This

rape?

Major faux pas there, my dude.

What's the point of this post?

Just want my boiz to confirm that I and all men are better than my gf and all women. I would say it to her face but then she won't put out lol

Rape

Moby-Dick is definitely superior. Make sure your woman can be a good mother. Don't want them to fuck up our kids, bro.

She doesn't want kids, but thanks anyway bro.

lol, so she's a pleb and a soigirl. next your gonna tell us she has blue hair.

no. her hair is pink

No need to be rude bro, besides I'm sure I can convince her to have them eventually. She has long brown hair.

is she hot? post feet

you're doomed.

haha cool
post her feet

Yeah she's hot. I think she'd notice if I'd try to take pics of her feet lol, sorry.
Nah she loves me.

>she loves me
>doesn't even want to bear your children
>doesn't change her taste in literature to suit yours automatically/subconsciously
bruh

what's it like to love?

i've been lurking for long enough just show some fucking feet so we can all get along with our days alright?

how can she love you when she won't let you take feet pics for the bros?

It's not that she doesn't want MY children, she doesn't want any. I feel like most women think like this when they're young and as I said I'm sure I can convince her. As for her tastes, I like that we don't always agree. I just wanted to know that I'm right. I guess it's not strange that she would prefer a female author.
Very nice. You'll experience it some day.

>Tarantino pls leave my thread
Yeah, I'm surprised this hasn't been talked about more after that last film.

If she's career driven then it's possible she'll change her mind.

Alright jesus I'll try. Give me a minute

wow. thanks, user

i'm here from Yea Forums, i heard there would be feet pics?

Sorry bros she noticed I tried to take pics, it got awkward.

Tell us how

don't ask him.

tell her it's for some feet reading/astrology or something like that

perhaps a video where it'd perhaps be less obvious where u just pan over them for second or something

She asked me what I was doing and I couldn't think of a good excuse, so I just said "nothing" even though I guess it was pretty obvious that I was trying to take a pic. She dragged her feet up under her legs and it just got kind of awkward.
Sorry bro, she's already kind of weirded out. I don't want to try again. There are plenty of feet in the sea, you can look some up on your own.

i'm literally cringing so hard right now at you. be honest and just tell her it's a feet pic for the lads and compliment her feet too so she feels good, do all of this on video too, i like to have a little backstory recorded for this type of stuff.

this. what kind of colossal faggot can't take a pic of his girl's feet whenever he damn well pleases? are you the man or the woman in this relationship OP? demand a feet pic right now or forever be a cuck.

> writing is subjective

what did he mean by this?

>his wife won't even let him take pictures of her feet for the lads

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No offense but I can tell you don't have a GF, they wouldn't like that kind of thing at all. I won't post her feet, but thanks to everyone who confirmed Moby-Dick is superior.

excuse me, i am not OP my good sir I actually replied to OP in that message.
these are all my posts, where you can clearly see I am not some cuck who can't just take a simple photo of some cute lady feet but a manly man, demanding feet pictures.
I can tell you're a cuck my good sir, real women love men obsessing over their feet and drooling on their toes, it's in their nature.

>excuse me, i am not OP my good sir I actually replied to OP in that message.
i know, i was agreeing with you, reread my post.

I don't know if you guys are retarded or humoring me but someone else can take up pretending to be OP now, I've gotten bored.

i don't give a damn if you're op or not if you post OC feet

OP here. I found it pretty funny how easily they assumed you were me.

I'm still working on the feet pictures, guys.

I've never understood this obsession with getting pictures of some random user's GF. Just google feet, I'm sure they will be much nicer than some crusty english major's that has stooped low enough to date an 4chinner.

>I've never understood this obsession with getting pictures of some random user's GF.
found the p-zombie

sorry i was enraged and not processing things very well

i forgive you. not him btw

please just post feet already op I beg of you this is so important to me

youre right she just likes wurthering heights because she's a dumb whore

Fly to Columbia. Find a tribe or whatever that is open to limited visits with modern folk. Find out what goods these people enjoy from the civilized world. Bribe a tribe leader that understands Spanish and ask him about trading for a wife, possibly from a more remote tribe. Make the trade. Take your new wife to whatever government building, and get her a passport. Fly her to your country.

Your English major better start liking children because she won't be having any jobs.
I don't like either book. Maybe try Jane Eyre or Tenant of Wildfell Hall instead.