What’s a /lit bio?

What’s a /lit bio?

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"I've read Infinite Jest, but I have the decency to never mention it in public"

Namedrop Houllebecq and a thin woman who hates herself WILL sleep with you

But they ain't no Houllebecq girl.

>My favourite book is Lolita and no, I"m not a pedo.

"I'm a filthy disgusting degenerate just like you but at least I have the decency to admit it instead of hiding behind 15 layers of irony and le random quirky XD humour"

This

One that’s specific, attention-grabbing, and meaningful that will filter out the women you don’t want and attract the women you do.

Actually write about your personality and interests so as to increase the likelihood a compatible person matches with you.

>going on tinder to find actual relationships
I’m sad on account that your faculties are too dull to notice how sad you should feel for saying such a thing.

I know several people who've met their possible spouses on tinder, so

>possible

Niggers tongue my anus

Kek

this. i met the person i'm intending to marry on tinder.

4/10 beta males who can only get one night lays with desperate scags are the only people who meme that tinder doesn't have worthwhile people on it. it does, you just can't get them because you're not worthwhile yourself.

Pathetic.

spoken like a true alpha

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This

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It doesn't matter. If you are good-looking, you will get pussy, if you aren't, you won't. It's that simple. And don't bother trying outside of Tinder if it doesn't work there, it's just the same game with a different setting. Anyone who disagrees with is either good-looking or coping.

Just write down some silly shit like "intelligent idiot", upload good pictures and delete it after two or three days because who the fuck uses it for longer than that

"my peepee hard"

This is disgustingly zoomer. New sincerity when

Borges in the streets, Byron in the sheets

Daily reminder that ironically calling out irony is itself ironic behavior