Leave this board immediately if you have not real ALL of the following:

Name a dead, non-white author who is more worthwhile than the second least worthwhile name on OP’s list.

bullshit

Name one non white author

>THE BIBLE: New Testament only
Cringe, bluepilled, plebeian, pseud

Elif Shafak

Rupi Kaur

Zora Neale Hurston

>no dostoevsky
>no seneca
>no old testament
>no wittgenstein
Never gonna make it

And all are farcries from the least respectable name on OP’s list. They are not even contenders. They never will be. These are the minds that shaped and defined what intellectual achievement means.

Amos Tutuola

You're missing so many

>dostoevsky
l o l

Who?

Mohammad

And Jesus wrote the bible

The person in the op picture

thanks bloom
go back to jerking off to walt whitman

Mohammad did write the Quran and we can observe many aspects of his theology change over the course of writing it
But have it your way. Whoever wrote the Quran deserve(s) to be on this list as much as the people who wrote the Bible.

PĀNINI: Ashtādhyāyī
PATANJALI: Mahābhāshya
VYĀSA: Bhagavadgītā (and other selections from Mahābhārata)
VĀLMĪKI: Rāmāyana
YAJNAVĀLKYA: Brhadāranyaka Upanisad
ĀDI SHANKARA: Upadeshasāhasri
BĀDARĀYANA: Brahma Sūtras (with a suitable commentary, of course)
KAUTILYA: Arthashāstra
MANU: Mānavadharmashāstra
VĀTSYĀYANA: Kāmasūtra
KĀLIDĀSA: Abhijnānashākuntala, Kumārasambhava, Meghadūta, Raghuvansha
BHAVABHŪTI: Uttararāmacarita
BHĀRAVI: Kirātārjunīya
MĀGHA: Shishupālavadha
SHRĪHARSA: Naishadhacarita
BHATTI: Bhattikāvya
DANDIN: Dashakumāracarita
VISNUSHARMAN: Pancatantra
BHĀNUDATTA: Rasamanjarī, Rasataranginī
VIDYĀKARA: Subhāsitaratnakosa
TULSIDAS: Ramcaritmanas
RABINDRANATH TAGORE: Gitanjali

By the way I realize this is a troll but what an awful, awful selection of modern poetry. Where's Baudelaire? Why Stevens but not Crane?

proud to say that ive actually read over half of this contrived list

No those people should be coming to this board so they can learn of these things to read. Its people who have read all of these that should leave.

>muh great books
kys OP

sorry gupta, on Yea Forums we shit in toilets

Tacitus is the best historian. Prove me
Wrong

Retard

Read them, all shit.

Ummm no female or POC authors, in the trash is were your list goes.

greeks aren't white

Almost all of the authors OP listed were non white

1. All the Ancient Greek Authors unless you consider ancient Greek to be white
2. St Augustine
3. Biblical authors

>Poems
lol

Greeks were white

Not living but Alexandre Dumas was like 1/4 black

t.urk

Have fun sucking the demiurge’s cock you cuck

>GOETHE: Complete works

Faust part 2 is garbage.

Hermes Trimigestus and Aleister Crowley like this post.

Pynchon.

>all those outdated scientific and mathematical works
>American government documents
>huge numbers of works from ancient Greece and the 19th century and practically nothing in between
>Yeats, T.S. Eliot
Yawn. Poseur.

And Pushkin was like 1/16th

>THE BIBLE: New Testament only
Jesus, but out of context

I haven't read ANY of these, how does that make you feel?

>Hermes Trimigestus
cool name desu

stay ignorant then, but never post here again

>greeks
>white
>italians
>white
>french
>white

We didn't even read the whole list, brother

White people are awesome!

>PLATO (SOCRATES): Meno, Gorgias, Republic, Apology, Crito, Phaedo, Symposium, Parmenides, Theaetetus, Sophist, Timaeus, Phaedrus
>(Socrates)
I know this is a copy pasta, but seriously?

>Parts of Animals, Generation of Animals
why though

>reading phenomenology of mind before his precedent works
You are a pleb, OP

>frojack telling me what I can and can’t “real”

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based

Umm, I'm sorry but I'm illiterate. I merely heard, comitted to memory and recited a version of all these works as part of a living oral tradition going back millenia. At least I think all of them, not like I can read the titles.

ok boss

haven't read a single one but that isn't about to stop me from shitposting
thanks for the list tho fren ill be sure to work through it

ROWLING: Harry Potter series

Hellow redditor.

Nice bait thread OP.

>control plus f
>bait
ugh

Sage I guess.

>if you have not real

leave this board immediately?

reading one of the books qualifies for this board but thought matters more

>All Titles in Anglo
>No Chinese
>No Araba
>No linguistics, religion, culture or fiction
>Thinks of himself as intellectual

you're making a fool of yourself user

I will never read those books you listed, or will read in general, and still continue lurking and posting. go ahead and try stopping me!

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Where is Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen? This is an outrage!

All? Buddy I haven't even read any of what you've posted

>Hurr durr READ A LOT
Waste of time. If you're reading this, you're too far gone. Better to know a few things WELL than to shit up your mind with surface-level pseudo-grasps of a hundred authors.
Your best bet at this late phase of the game is finding something that "calls out to you" by an author universally understood to be an indisputable MASTER, and to come to know that book. Better yet would be to find just one other author who will serve as a proper antagonist to your first. Each will show the limitations of the other, as well as the glories.
If you REALLY KNOW two books, you're leagues ahead of pretty much everyone you will ever know, including academics. (But you will get btfo by the occasional pseud.)

BASED!!

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You folk care way too much about the color of the hand that put words to parchment.

sounds like you might be the only one interested in what color the person is writing your books but ok

i read your book afro roman :)

>not including Ovid
Trash.

B-but, I like it here. I don't wanna leave, user. Please don't make me leave, user!

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>he thinks what OP posted is "a lot"
nigga that's not even a year worth of reading what the fuck are you even doing

>The pseuds I'm talking about
You don't have anything to contribute to any discussion of anything you've read unless you're talking to an utter ignoramus and you know it.

>THE BIBLE: New Testament only
The NT means nothing without the OT.

Unbelievably based posting going on in this thread.

Name one author

I haven't read any of these.

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Finally, a weakness in Gigachad! TINY HANDS!

The better to flip pages with, my dear.

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OP if you're so interested in math then pick up Spivak's Calculus, no one thinks you're smart for reading outdated primaries. Idiot.

Sorry buddy some people are more intelligent than you and can comprehend more than 2 books lmao fucking retard

>lol +1 XDDD
>>>/reddit/

>Reading translations
>Bragging about babby's first skimmings of an arbitrary rendering of the canon
>Suggesting a year is enough time to adequately study even just HOMER, let alone Homer, Plato, Ovid, Catullus, Aristotle
>Oh wait that's right there is no Ovid on this list
This thread and your role in it are why there will never be a renaissance, just weak little booklets jostling for dopamine hits as they corrode the world, trying to make it as lifeless as their own mind and souls.

Wouldn't Simon Magus and that faggot from egypt(forgot his name) be more accurate?

Disgusting!

I mean of course you think that when you're also white.
Im surprised no one listed at least one Asian author though.

Stephen King

>implying
Plebe.

kek

>FREUD: Introductory Lectures on Psychoanalysis
Chech the DSM-V, way more accurate and less bullsh lol

Leave this board immediately if you have not real ALL of the following:

BRAHMAN: the vedic Upanishads
BADANARAYANA: Brahma Sutra
GAUDAPADA: Mandukya Karika
PATANJALI: Yoga Sutra
VYASA: Mahabharata (including Bhagavad Gita)
VALMIKI: Ramayana
ADI SHANKARA: Upanishad Bhashyas
ADI SHANKARA: Brahma Sutra Bhashya
ADI SHANKARA: Bhagavad Gita Bhashya
ADI SHANKARA: Upadesasahasri
ADI SHANKARA: Vivekacūḍāmaṇi
RAMANUJA: Brahma Sutra Bhashya
RAMANUJA: Bhagavad Gita Bhashya

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mario mendoza,mario vargas llosa,garcia marquez

latinoamerican boom on general

i dont know about black authors tho

Jane Austen

>DSM
>they literally decide what to put in the book by voting
yeah ill pass

Almost there bro

BAP

There is no need to be upset, niggerfren.

>tfw I came here a few months ago because I started reading a lot
I'm sorry, OP.

>Articles of Confederation, Declaration of Independence, Constitution of the United States of America
Yikes

Upanishads are a start, even based Schopie thought they were based

I saved this thread, I'll read it later

Modern kebabs aren't the same as ancient greeks.

Read perhaps 4 things off the list, and they were shit or ok.